"Time will Tell" by supersizeme

[supersizeme]

Today I am looking quite unlike a nasty bum
Yet why is there no mouf on my freshly shorn scrotum?
Must I continue to jack to this magazine
Or will fair Mommakin wrap her tongue around my peen?
Time will tell.

My glorious applebag, so lonely and ever fruitilicious
Its contents FDA approved, protein rich, salty and nutritious.
But alas it hangs alone, weeping silently in my pants
Animalistic needs going unquenched, perhaps I should booty call Trance?
Time will tell.

My big fat sack breathes life into those with unfulfilled lives,
Young tenders wish on stars...my mangificent piece soon arrives.
To save them all from lives so dreary
Do you think one of my nut discharges could fill Lake Erie?
Time will tell.


Thank you.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you are an amazing "writter"

 

[satanic goatslayer]

havoc knows how to tell time.

 

[The Shadow]

you are an amazing writter

..and you - an amazing speller.

 

[supersizeme]

thank you all. i cried while writing that, and i hope you did as well.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I also must agree that you are a fantasmic writter.

 

[HappyScrappy]

..and you - an amazing speller.

LOL - that is an allegorical reference to something else on the board

 

[smallmovesal]

and drop it already. don't be so immature.

 

[kitKat]

..and you - an amazing speller.

I think he was making a funny http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=111535&highlight=writter

 

[smallmovesal]

I think he was making a funny http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=111535&highlight=writter

don't get me started on you...

i warned you and you didn't listen - you've dug your own grave woman and you're about to learn a hard lesson.

"i hope she gets raped" "she is a cunt"... yep, great pick woman. someone who is so insecure he continuously picks on other people's foibles and overemphasizes his "intelligence" to make himself feel better.

not saying i didn't make stupid choices, because i did, but really lady...

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Sunshine - blue skies
Please go away
I don't want anymore crack cocaine
At least not today

Raindrops behind my lsd drops
And no one will ever know

 

[WODIN]

Beautiful Man! Just Beautiful.

 

[kitKat]

don't get me started on you...

i warned you and you didn't listen - you've dug your own grave woman and you're about to learn a hard lesson.

"i hope she gets raped" "she is a cunt"... yep, great pick woman. someone who is so insecure he continuously picks on other people's foibles and overemphasizes his "intelligence" to make himself feel better.

not saying i didn't make stupid choices, because i did, but really lady...

I don't know what the heck you are talking about .

 

[frorider6]

don't get me started on you...

i warned you and you didn't listen - you've dug your own grave woman and you're about to learn a hard lesson.

Someone's going to learn a hard lesson over the internet! Are ya gonna call her Ms. Poopy Pants from now on?

 

[supersizeme]

My thread attempting to spread love worldwide has taken a turn for the ugly. At least I reached Wodin, although he's in that delicate, emotional state that one reaches when a 20 gig hard drive fulll of pr0n goes down the tubes. Wodin, if you need anything just PM a cracker.

*baking cookies for HS, smallmovesal, and kitkat*

 

[HappyScrappy]

mmm, cookies.

 

[smallmovesal]

I don't know what the heck you are talking about .

your little love affair with the childish boy over ten years your junior.

he has cheated and plans on cheating the rest of his life... we talked about this.

these are all things he's said because he got caught.

he's going to cheat on you... mark my words. he doesn't care about anyone but himself.

 

[WODIN]

your little love affair with the childish boy over ten years your junior.

he has cheated and plans on cheating the rest of his life... we talked about this.

these are all things he's said because he got caught.

he's going to cheat on you... mark my words. he doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LOCK DOWN.