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- Thread starter ThrottleJock
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SofaGeorge
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Bro, make sure you eat like a horse. The more you eat the more good aminos your body gets to build muscle... and make sure you get some clomid for post cycle.
Also, when that first little boy looks up at you with awe in his eyes and asks, "Gee, Mr., how did you get such bigger muscles?"
Look down at him and say:
"Sustanon and deca, boy! It's the shit!"
You'll be starting that kid out right. : )
Also, when that first little boy looks up at you with awe in his eyes and asks, "Gee, Mr., how did you get such bigger muscles?"
Look down at him and say:
"Sustanon and deca, boy! It's the shit!"
You'll be starting that kid out right. : )
ThrottleJock
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whoohaa!
You guys are hilarious! Good advice on how to deal with the questions. I'd planned to tell folks I was on the Nitrotech/Celltech/Hydroxycut program. Seems like every test-swimming winny-ripped Deca dude in the gym uses that line with the inquisitive types.
I can deal with the questions, I just hope the hot little tight-bodied brown-haired bitch with the big quads (who CONSTANTLY taunts me by doing sexy little lunges in front of me no matter WHERE I am in the gym) decides that the springtime of 2002 IS the time to ride my dick.
As for the food... went and bought 2 giant bags of Costco chicken breasts today to get me through the week (twice as much as my usual) to add to my barrels o' protein, stacks o' tuna, bucket o' cottage cheese; and I've already been eating 3 lunches a day and two dinners, plus shakes. I read something that said I should be up over 5000 calories a day (not counting shit food) and THAT will be the hardest part. I'm a hungry bastard though, so eating constantly will be nice. Food is good.
BTW, I meant to write 300mg/ml Deca, not 400. I believe one of you swoll motherfuckers asked about that. I'm so excited that I'm typing with my FISTS, haha!
I injected in my quad last night, and that shit didn't hurt at all compared to how bad I expected it to! The pressure of the oil was the most uncomfortable for me. Felt like somebody smacked my leg with a ball-peen hammer, but other than that I was fine.
READY TO LIFT! Now I just have to wait patiently for the effects to begin to kick. Oh, and buy some baggy shirts, haha.
You guys are hilarious! Good advice on how to deal with the questions. I'd planned to tell folks I was on the Nitrotech/Celltech/Hydroxycut program. Seems like every test-swimming winny-ripped Deca dude in the gym uses that line with the inquisitive types.
I can deal with the questions, I just hope the hot little tight-bodied brown-haired bitch with the big quads (who CONSTANTLY taunts me by doing sexy little lunges in front of me no matter WHERE I am in the gym) decides that the springtime of 2002 IS the time to ride my dick.
As for the food... went and bought 2 giant bags of Costco chicken breasts today to get me through the week (twice as much as my usual) to add to my barrels o' protein, stacks o' tuna, bucket o' cottage cheese; and I've already been eating 3 lunches a day and two dinners, plus shakes. I read something that said I should be up over 5000 calories a day (not counting shit food) and THAT will be the hardest part. I'm a hungry bastard though, so eating constantly will be nice. Food is good.
BTW, I meant to write 300mg/ml Deca, not 400. I believe one of you swoll motherfuckers asked about that. I'm so excited that I'm typing with my FISTS, haha!
I injected in my quad last night, and that shit didn't hurt at all compared to how bad I expected it to! The pressure of the oil was the most uncomfortable for me. Felt like somebody smacked my leg with a ball-peen hammer, but other than that I was fine.
READY TO LIFT! Now I just have to wait patiently for the effects to begin to kick. Oh, and buy some baggy shirts, haha.
