Time to come out

[gymnpoppa]

Re: Re: MB

HELLO???? You make your living by cooking tofu, every lesbian's favorite food, and you ask if you're gay?

Moreover, you appear to have a Harley. **I** have a Harley.

Turn in your het card. You're gay. Report to the Rug Munchers' Girth and Mirth Club meeting at Club Tongues on Fire.

Road King is my toy.....tofu? Have you been in my window?

 

[musclebrains]

. Maybe we will have a truce someday. My sense of humor pretty much got nuked on Sept. 11. I shed some tears that day. Saddest day of my life. Did anyone see the interview with the poor guy who was the CEO of the bond trading firm and lost over 700 employees. If that didn't make you shed a few tears...you are heartless. Then there are thoughts of the NYFD running up the stairs while everyone else ran out. Then there was...........

Truce? Are we fighting? What's the subject of our fight? Let me know. I hate to lose.

You need to reclaim your humor, or at least give yourself permission to. I'm a shrink and my clients have all internalized the disaster. It's become a kind of metaphor for many of them. I realized this week that most of them are symbolizing something in their own lives through their repetitive rumination. I'm not diminishing the actual horror, but we all attach to it according to something in our own psychic process.

 

[AAP]

Very few times do I actually suck dick. Usually they have exhausted themselves while I was delivering some patented Anal Trauma to their rears.

But I have never worn a black belt with brown shoes, that I guess I can't be straight.

 

[musclebrains]

Re: Re: Re: MB

Road King is my toy.....tofu? Have you been in my window?

WEll, I haven't been in your pants.

 

[musclebrains]

Very few times do I actually suck dick. Usually they have exhausted themselves while I was delivering some patented Anal Trauma to their rears.

But I have never worn a black belt with brown shoes, that I guess I can't be straight.

Sodomy is not sufficient to identify a person as gay, it's true. There's a string on here about buttfucking women (transitive use of the verb). Cocksucking is insufficient to identify homosexuality either, since most straight men think women want to die with a dick in their mouth.

Then the question becomes whether the gender of the partner REALLY is sufficient to identify homosexuality. Does a man in prison who become's another man's bitch also become a homosexual? Can homosexuality be transient, or do we only have homosexual behavior?

None of these work. You're right. It comes down to a sense of fashion. A gay man, however, does NOT wear brown shoes. He wears black shoes and a black belt, which he removes during vertical sex to use as a restraint and whip. Blackbelt sex. No brownbelt sex. Your post implies that you wear brown shoes and therefore I am convinced you are a straight man impersonating a gay man.

 

[musclebrains]

am i gay?

Have you looked at your lips?

 

[smallmovesal]

what does that mean?

 

[musclebrains]

what does that mean?

They're pursed. Prissy gay men purse their lips and make hissing sounds.

 

[smallmovesal]

so i'm a prissy gay man?

 

[musclebrains]

so i'm a prissy gay man?

I feel like you're putting words in my mouth.