the_alcatraz said:
To be fair, golf is not a fuckin sport. I dnt care what the call it. You dnt fuckin sweat unless you're wearing 6 fuckin layers of clothes in the sun. That's how you sweat. The guys have someone to hold their fuckin shit and follow them around. They even walk from hole to hole, not run. There is no lifting involved or any streneous activity of any sort. It is a circus. A fuckin social event. A corporate event. Go to any golf course, you see fuckin corporate assholes that shit money playing this so called sport. Have you seen the clothes they wear. Do they look like athletis apparel? It is rediculous to call golf is a sport. People who call golf a sport are either too fat, too skinny, too bad at sports, last picked at sports, or have never played a real sport. Bash me if you will. Try to convince me that it's a real sport...lol
back in 1993 the senior PGA tour came to alabama for a 5 day tourny
I went and applied for a job for the event
well me and this black guy got hired as the servers in the players lounge
breakfast and lunch and whatever drinks they wanted (the alcohol was mostly served evening time)
this was in a high upscale country club and the members weren't even allowed in the players lounge
so me and bro were serving arnold palmer,lee trevino,chi chi rodriquez et. al. for 5 days
people treat them like gods
it was unbelievable-the club members would hang around outside the lounge for a glimpse of arnie palmer-and these are very wealthy people
and they're drolling like a 5 year old waitin' on santa in the mall
the player's themselves were pretty cool
lee trevino and I joked around
the player's wives were the bitches
I never saw so many fake tits on women over 50
my bro would hustle up the autographs on stuff and then I gave the stuff he got for me away to my friends-I don't care about golf shit
I was younger (31) and am essentially from the upper class sect
and bro was about 45 and had a blue collar job in a cookie factory
so I figured and he agreed that it would be best if he hustled for the autographs and we waited until the final day to do that
It's difficult to explain the dynamic-part of it was old south
we worked together just us two in that lounge for around 12 hours/day for 5 days
and we discussed how we were going to get these valued autographs (my friends knew what I was doing and I was fielding requests)
so we decided it wouldn't look good to have both of us dogging the guys
and I said it would probably be better if you did it because they'd be less likely to be snotty to the old black guy
and I handled clean-up and trash removal on that final day while he got the goods
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