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Tiger vs. Crocodile

See that croc just needs some MMA lessons.

When the Tiger got his back he should have went into a death roll, then bite the Tiger's achilles.

The Tiger would be fucked then.
 
Got to send the Croc to Brazil for awhile ... then he'll come back and kick a little Tiger ass.
 
I don't think the tiger really hurt the croc.....I'm not sure how much it can do to the tigers back except sit on him.....kind of stalemate. Liike lions trying to take down hippos.....can't do nothing except jump on their backs.
 
redsamurai said:
I don't think the tiger really hurt the croc.....I'm not sure how much it can do to the tigers back except sit on him.....kind of stalemate. Liike lions trying to take down hippos.....can't do nothing except jump on their backs.

Yeah, I'm surpised the Tiger even fucked with him on land.

What's the point?
 
maybe he was bored? or the croc tried to take his lunch.....in which case he was just laying hands on him, throwin sets....you know how it is.
 
redsamurai said:
maybe he was bored? or the croc tried to take his lunch.....in which case he was just laying hands on him, throwin sets....you know how it is.

Maybe he wanted to try a little croc booty :)
 
alright, I know I'm going to regret this.............where is croc pussy located anyway? could he have even hit it from behind? or would he have had to flip her over and do this thing missionary?
 
redsamurai said:
alright, I know I'm going to regret this.............where is croc pussy located anyway? could he have even hit it from behind? or would he have had to flip her over and do this thing missionary?

ololololololololol!
 
redsamurai said:
that's not helpful....I'm serious, where is it?? wonder if I can google "crocodile vagina"?.......

I think I saw the Croc hunter stick his finger up one's ass to see if it was a boy or girl.
 
well, I tried googling it.....all I came up with is ancient egyptians used to take dried crocodile dung in a plug form and stick it up their women as birth control.............. :worried:
 
redsamurai said:
well, I tried googling it.....all I came up with is ancient egyptians used to take dried crocodile dung in a plug form and stick it up their women as birth control.............. :worried:

and then perform oral?
 
crocodiles can't have it doggy style. i don't think so. The hole is under them right where the tail starts.
 
Subzeero said:
crocodiles can't have it doggy style. i don't think so. The hole is under them right where the tail starts.

What if the Tiger had a really long cawk?
 
Subzeero said:
crocodiles can't have it doggy style. i don't think so. The hole is under them right where the tail starts.


what? they can't just move it off to the side like a pair of string panties?


oh yeah, we're knee deep in this one now...
 
I think I have to refute that crocs don't do it doggie style.......I'm pretty sure now they do, the female pushes her tail way off to one side.....then the male, who must be decently hung for this....moves in and mounts her, practically drowning the poor girl.
 
redsamurai said:
I think I have to refute that crocs don't do it doggie style.......I'm pretty sure now they do, the female pushes her tail way off to one side.....then the male, who must be decently hung for this....moves in and mounts her, practically drowning the poor girl.


its more like a wrestling match. It cannot qualify as doggy style.

They twist and turn with each other in water, just like they would do when they are killing a prey.

I think they call it the helicopter.

We are such pervs.
 
Subzeero said:
its more like a wrestling match. It cannot qualify as doggy style.

They twist and turn with each other in water, just like they would do when they are killing a prey.

I think they call it the helicopter.

We are such pervs.


nice!! I'm writing that one down for later!!.
 
Subzeero said:
its more like a wrestling match. It cannot qualify as doggy style.

They twist and turn with each other in water, just like they would do when they are killing a prey.

I think they call it the helicopter.

We are such pervs.

I've been helicoptered before. :)
 
PICK3 said:
I think I saw the Croc hunter stick his finger up one's ass to see if it was a boy or girl.

Michelle says you're funny.
 
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