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[KillahBee]

I was watching Scrubs the other day, an episode where JD meets this pretty cute black bartender chick. As he's ordering from her he's thinking (and narrating) about her, and he wonders if she has his same sense of humor. She then does the fake stair case move (where she walks by a low wall and starts progressively walking lower and lower as if she were going down stairs) and he falls for her...bla bla bla.

Anywho ( <-- bbf reference), I was watching that and thinking how I would fucking marry a chick who did that (if she was hot). So, I've been interacting with this cute blonde recently and guess fucking what - she did the stair move to me today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weird.

 

[alien amp pharm]

OMG!!!!!!1

 

[Gambino]

pit stains bro
once she notices your stains, all over back to spanking it to raina pics

 

[mrplunkey]

Scrubs is the p0wn.

 

[hotzie]

youre right youre a gay.

 

[KillahBee]

pit stains bro
once she notices your stains, all over back to spanking it to raina pics

nah, vids are better

 

[Gambino]

nah, vids are better

how many of your friends were invided over for 3 way sessions?

 

[jnevin]

lol @ the Raina onion busting.

That's cool that you met someone with a good sense of humor. Very important.

 

[KillahBee]

how many of your friends were invided over for 3 way sessions?

dunk and swole and jackangel

 

[Smurfy]

dunk and swole and jackangel

rofl

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Don't dis my anywho's orby!

 

[KillahBee]

neva

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

scrubs is a great show

 

[Smurfy]

this episode is mediocre, dont ya think?

 

[KillahBee]

this episode is mediocre, dont ya think?

I don't watch the new seasons. just got into it recently, so still have a few polder ones to catch up on. watched a bit of last wk and it BLEW

 

[Smurfy]

I don't watch the new seasons. just got into it recently, so still have a few polder ones to catch up on. watched a bit of last wk and it BLEW

oh. i only just recently started catching the new episodes.

 

[gonelifting]

LOL @ KB even thinking about a girl's sense of .....ummm...anything!


Also, she's hot. Glad you're still on the hunt for her. Pics are welcome ...AGAIN.

 

[KillahBee]

LOL @ KB even thinking about a girl's sense of .....ummm...anything!


Also, she's hot. Glad you're still on the hunt for her. Pics are welcome ...AGAIN.

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[gonelifting]

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Oops, wrong chick, I guess. I thought you were referring to that phone pic you posted of the "new hot chick" at your work. I was just saying she's hot and also remembered you wanted to see if you could tangalang her. So, I wished you good luck with your mission.

holy shit, I just made up a word. A fucking gay word, but a word nonetheless.

 

[KillahBee]

Oops, wrong chick, I guess. I thought you were referring to that phone pic you posted of the "new hot chick" at your work. I was just saying she's hot and also remembered you wanted to see if you could tangalang her. So, I wished you good luck with your mission.

holy shit, I just made up a word. A fucking gay word, but a word nonetheless.

oh nah, this is a different girl. she's really tall (she stood next to me today and called me "shorty"), blonde, really dumb (street smart wise), young, and fun.

it's my wheelhouse

 

[gonelifting]

Nice. The real tall ones are really insecure. They're always worried that they look weird and shit. That's why they love when a tall guy, taller than them comes up to them and squeezes their tits.


not the last part.

Good luck. and pics!

 

[KillahBee]

Nice. The real tall ones are really insecure. They're always worried that they look weird and shit. That's why they love when a tall guy, taller than them comes up to them and squeezes their tits.


not the last part.

Good luck. and pics!

I'm probably 2 inches taller than her when she's not wearing heels. She's an ex swimmer or track and field star, so she's all slender and has legs for days. But she's fun. that's the key

 

[gonelifting]

OK Fine, send her over. lol jk



She'll help me sort the laundry.

 

[KillahBee]

OK Fine, send her over. lol jk



She'll help me sort the laundry.

Liar

 

[Smurfy]

Let's get this over with , guys. I gotta get to bed soon.

 

[KillahBee]

Ok smurf, sorry -

here's the plan:

I'm gonna challenge her to a game of Pop-a-Shot tomorrow. I will make fun of her the entire time, try to touch her a few times too. Then call her a fatty. Then hug her. Then call her a fatty again. Then see if we can have us a little meet up this weekend.

 

[UA_Iron]

If I were around I'd figure out a way to cock-block you.

 

[Smurfy]

Ok smurf, sorry -

here's the plan:

I'm gonna challenge her to a game of Pop-a-Shot tomorrow. I will make fun of her the entire time, try to touch her a few times too. Then call her a fatty. Then hug her. Then call her a fatty again. Then see if we can have us a little meet up this weekend.

Might I suggest a few lines for you?


"Nice shot, fatstuff."

"Hug me, you big oinker."

"Hey chubs, you want a Biggie Size?"

 

[KillahBee]

Might I suggest a few lines for you?


"Nice shot, fatstuff."

"Hug me, you big oinker."

"Hey chubs, you want a Biggie Size?"

Thank you.

I also like, "Goddamn, my AIDS would like great on your lips"

or

"I want to taste my yambag on your mouth"

or

"Do you have a younger brother?"

 

[Smurfy]

Thank you.

I also like, "Goddamn, my AIDS would like great on your lips"

or

"I want to taste my yambag on your mouth"

or

"Do you have a younger brother?"

Ultimately, you dont want to end a night without the obligatory:

"Hey Massive Martha, why's your girl meat sweating all over my chin?"

 

[jh1]

I was watching Scrubs the other day, an episode where JD meets this pretty cute black bartender chick. As he's ordering from her he's thinking (and narrating) about her, and he wonders if she has his same sense of humor. She then does the fake stair case move (where she walks by a low wall and starts progressively walking lower and lower as if she were going down stairs) and he falls for her...bla bla bla.

Anywho ( <-- bbf reference), I was watching that and thinking how I would fucking marry a chick who did that (if she was hot). So, I've been interacting with this cute blonde recently and guess fucking what - she did the stair move to me today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weird.

That post sounds like a 13 year old girl recounting this cool guy she met at the mall to her other 13 year old girlfriends...


WTF?

 

[UA_Iron]

That post sounds like a 13 year old girl recounting this cool guy she met at the mall to her other 13 year old girlfriends...


WTF?

exactly why we should cock-block him, put an end to this Pick3'ness

 

[jackangel]

lmao at do you have a younger bro

kb, bring her to the EF meetup, chicks dig that shit hardcore