This summer i'm throwing a cookout party.

[coldblue1955]

Anyone here is invited!

 

[pdaddy]

What will you be serving?

 

[Lestat]

Can you give me the specific date/time and your location, I'd like to come.

 

[swole]

Can you give me the specific date/time and your location, I'd like to come.

i would hit up an EF weekend party

i would bring 2 things besides clothes.

condoms and hair gel

 

[coldblue1955]

Can you give me the specific date/time and your location, I'd like to come.

it'll be in july in baltimore maryland near the end of the month.

 

[Lestat]

it'll be in july in baltimore maryland near the end of the month.

ok, be sure to give us details. The sooner the better so I can book a flight out there.

 

[coldblue1955]

What will you be serving?

booze chips, burgers, gals, everything us guys like!

 

[DannoMight]

I'd go but I'm not on ur friends list

 

[swole]

i can't wait to spike a volleyball on someone's head at this massive picnic

we should rent a moon bounce too

 

[coldblue1955]

i can't wait to spike a volleyball on someone's head at this massive picnic

we should rent a moon bounce too

sounds good to me.

 

[coldblue1955]

who's gonna bring some cool techno music to jam things up a bit?

 

[pdaddy]

Do you have a slip-n-slide?

 

[swole]

sounds good to me.

pig roast, drinks, bocce, moon bounce, music, water slide, rooms to have sex in, stuff like that

 

[Lestat]

volleyball with the EF crew would be fun. football too, or even softball. just somethign athletic to separate the athletes from the computer geeks.

 

[DannoMight]

who's gonna bring some cool techno music to jam things up a bit?

Can I bring some rolls to go with the techno.

 

[pdaddy]

You're going to need some horse shoes too, good call on the bocce ball. Oh shit who here is hip to bean hole?

 

[coldblue1955]

Can I bring some rolls to go with the techno.

you betcha!

 

[coldblue1955]

pig roast, drinks, bocce, moon bounce, music, water slide, rooms to have sex in, stuff like that

just don't leave the party with herpes. lol.

 

[Lestat]

is it ok we we smoke some weed at your get together coldblue?

 

[pdaddy]

just don't leave the party with herpes. lol.

This is a no-herpes party bro, no worries, we'll do checks at the door.

 

[DannoMight]

is it ok we we smoke some weed at your get together coldblue?

Only if its the diggity. Oh shit I forgot your from cali nevermind.

 

[awittyusername]

CB, do you think you could hook PBR up with one of your hot black chicks? He has absolutely no luck with the sisters.

 

[Lestat]

Only if its the diggity. Oh shit I forgot your from cali nevermind.

its always the freshed green here bro

 

[coldblue1955]

is it ok we we smoke some weed at your get together coldblue?

since i'm a health nut no smoking allowed except smoking chicks if you know what i mean.

 

[pdaddy]

since i'm a health nut no smoking allowed except smoking chicks if you know what i mean.

pwned

 

[Lestat]

since i'm a health nut no smoking allowed except smoking chicks if you know what i mean.

really? no smoking at all anywhere?

how about coke, can we do some lines in the bathroom?

 

[DannoMight]

its always the freshed green here bro

We get some nugs around here in chicagoland but sometimes there is a week or so dry spell. Its good to keep reserves.

 

[DannoMight]

since i'm a health nut no smoking allowed except smoking chicks if you know what i mean.

Only smokin chicks smokin poles. Right.

 

[awittyusername]

really? no smoking at all anywhere?

how about coke, can we do some lines in the bathroom?

How about off some hot JW's ass

 

[nycgirl]

Will you be serving potato salad?

 

[Lestat]

How about off some hot JW's ass

JWs? jehovahs witness?

 

[coldblue1955]

Will you be serving potato salad?

yes why not.

 

[Lestat]

will homosexuals be allowed at this party?

 

[awittyusername]

JWs? jehovahs witness?

Yes!!

You never did a line off a JDUB's ass???

Damn, you lived a sheltered life

 

[coldblue1955]

really? no smoking at all anywhere?

how about coke, can we do some lines in the bathroom?

No means No Lestat. I'm not going to have no one smoking in my house!

 

[pdaddy]

will homosexuals be allowed at this party?

lol, now we're getting down to brass tacks

 

[awittyusername]

will homosexuals be allowed at this party?

Sure...Bring your BF

 

[Lestat]

No means No Lestat. I'm not going to have no one smoking in my house!

We wouldn't smoke the coke, we'd snort it with a straw into our noses.

And as far as weed goes, and even ciggarattes, can they be smoked outside?

 

[coldblue1955]

will homosexuals be allowed at this party?

are you a homo lestat? Tell the truth. lol.

 

[Lestat]

are you a homo lestat? Tell the truth. lol.

no, absolutely not, but I have some friends that are. I just want to make sure I know all of the house rules.

 

[pdaddy]

Hey cold I think we're going to need a list of rules posted in several places on the premises, looks like a deviant will be on the prowel.

 

[coldblue1955]

no, absolutely not, but I have some friends that are. I just want to make sure I know all of the house rules.

hmmmm??? i'll have to think hard about that.

 

[Lestat]

hmmmm??? i'll have to think hard about that.

well, please come up with a comprehensive set of house rules. You know how the crowd is here at EF, you need to be specific or things could get out of control.

Also, please tell us what we should bring.

 

[pdaddy]

hmmmm??? i'll have to think hard about that.

 

[coldblue1955]

well, please come up with a comprehensive set of house rules. You know how the crowd is here at EF, you need to be specific or things could get out of control.

Also, please tell us what we should bring.

looks like i'm gonna have to.

 

[nycgirl]

I will help set up and make the "special" punch.

 

[pdaddy]

I will help set up and make the "special" punch.

Hairy buffalo?

 

[nycgirl]

Hairy buffalo?

I don't know. I was just going to dump some gin, fruit cocktail, and some other stuff into a big bucket of kool-aid.

 

[coldblue1955]

No i'm not gay either. A little encentric but not gay.

 

[Lestat]

coldblue, will mexicans be allowed in the house?

 

[pdaddy]

coldblue, will mexicans be allowed in the house?

I think only with proper identification

 

[Lestat]

I think only with proper identification

that's cool, I wanted to make sure that pintoca and Sorearms could come.

 

[coldblue1955]

coldblue, will mexicans be allowed in the house?

yes they are allowed.

 

[awittyusername]

Hairy buffalo?

What did you call her?

 

[pdaddy]

We won't have to worry about them taking up parking spots, they'll all come in the same car.

 

[coldblue1955]

We won't have to worry about them taking up parking spots, they'll all come in the same car.

lol.

 

[DannoMight]

You all may get to see a full fledged drunkomight

 

[coldblue1955]

whose driving the delorean down my party? lol. I love that junk car. lol.

 

[hardrock]

Sounds like a blast! I'd love to hit it up, but the only trip I'm taking this summer is to Colorado. Wonder what airfare would cost out there bro? Under $200 I'm sure.

 

[PBR]

CB, do you think you could hook PBR up with one of your hot black chicks? He has absolutely no luck with the sisters.

is it gonna be warm there at that time of year???....thanks Witty for the heads up bro.

 

[nycgirl]

is it gonna be warm there at that time of year???....thanks Witty for the heads up bro.

It's beyond hot and humid over here during that time of the year.

 

[Kakdiesel]

I'll bring the jungle juice

 

[PBR]

It's beyond hot and humid over here during that time of the year.

great....that means BUGS...i hate BUGS.

 

[coldblue1955]

I'll bring the jungle juice

would love to taste it.

 

[Kakdiesel]

would love to taste it.

im putting arsenic in it for you since you dropped me from the friend list.

 

[PBR]

im putting arsenic in it for you since you dropped me from the friend list.

lmao...CB, bro you got your hands full now...youre gonna have to quit your job just to get this party organized...you'll probably have to hire some hot chicks to help out..<hint>

 

[Lestat]

this is going to be the best EF meatup ever