This one could have potential...

[Lestat]

latest email received from match.com
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Hey guy!
I was sent an email from match.com of a group that was apparently "my physical attraction" type. You, my friend, were on that... but you also seemed to have a ton of things I could relate to, and I got a very good feel from your profile. It seemed we had a lot of commonalities. I have really been looking forward to saying hello! (I have to admit I was a bit scared when half of the people they sent me were total posers - thinking they're hot by having their shirt off, but actually, pretty obnoxious for my taste. Yeah.... no. Is THAT kind of guy REALLY "my type"??? I sure hope not!). You, however, were. I could sense your sincerity and character from what you said, and pictures of you and your friends. You seem fun and have your act together. I'd love to learn your name.

Just yesterday I was finally talked into getting over the stigma I'd always put to online dating (basically, getting over myself!). So I'm a newbie as of today, and being a very bad girl because I'm blowing off some work to entertain my curiosity. You're the first person I've been in touch with.

Should you decide to learn a little about me from MY profile, and believe you can relate back, feel free to answer that uncontrollable desire to interrupt me from some law school case reading with an email. I can't complain if you do!

Till then, enjoy your day and take care,
Traci

 

[HumorMe]

*just fucking with ya lestat.

 

[Smurfy]

Hey guy!
You, my friend, were on that

this stuff sounds cheezy as hell LOL

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

are most of your hook up's from match.com?

 

[PHATchik]

Hey guy!
You, my friend, were on that

this stuff sounds cheezy as hell LOL

Yep, just a bit. But hey, what's he got to lose?

 

[Lestat]

are most of your hook up's from match.com?

yeah.. at least 50% of the recent ones have been.

After the breakup I called up old booty calls, exes, friends of friends.. and signed up on match.com

Match.com ended up being a goldmine.

 

[Lestat]

yeah.. i think she's just trying to be casual and fun.. not too serious ya know?

Does Smurfy not approve of this one???

 

[jerseyart]

So the anal sex girl is history?

 

[Lestat]

So the anal sex girl is history?

Nah not for the time being... but she's not really GF material man...

if and when I find someone new that I click with, and really feel like i have some potential with... the other nonsense will end.

 

[jerseyart]

So if your just about done with her, can I get her #

 

[Lestat]

So if your just about done with her, can I get her #

haha... man, after you just get done bitching at me for sharing too many intimate details???

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

So if your just about done with her, can I get her #

really, she's a legend here now.....

 

[jerseyart]

haha... man, after you just get done bitching at me for sharing too many intimate details???

Dude, I just didn't want competition. Next time PM me the dealio in private

 

[Lestat]

Dude, I just didn't want competition. Next time PM me the dealio in private

ha right man...

the women love the details man.. keeps 'em wet.

 

[jackangel]

damn lestat got some online love potion # nine. what is it about you that all of these women are responding to? the overall effect? did i miss this explanation 100 times on other threads?

 

[Becoming]

1) Obviously a form letter
2) Traci with an I?
3) "I'm a newbie as of today, and being a very bad girl because I'm blowing off some work to entertain my curiosity. You're the first person I've been in touch with." - Yeah, right.... Desperation at its finest. And she probably isn't a bad girl, or even fun for that matter...
4) "interrupt me from some law school case reading " - Nice Law school student info drop... probably thinks she is hot shit.. going along with "getting over myself" surely she is stuck up and probably a bitch...
5) "I was a bit scared when half of the people they sent me were total posers" - The only people who are worried or even concerned with "posers" ARE other posers...
6) "I'd love to learn your name." - Best case, she is a stalker waiting to happen, worst case, a transvestite stalker waiting to happen...


Don't let these things stop you tho bro... she might take it in the pooper on the first date out of a desire to be seen as "fun and not a poser"

 

[jerseyart]

Jack,

Just put up an add

If you look anywhere near average or above, you'll get 20-30 freaks minimum a week IMing you. Girls probably get that in a day or better

 

[Lestat]

1) Obviously a form letter
2) Traci with an I?
3) "I'm a newbie as of today, and being a very bad girl because I'm blowing off some work to entertain my curiosity. You're the first person I've been in touch with." - Yeah, right.... Desperation at its finest. And she probably isn't a bad girl, or even fun for that matter...
4) "interrupt me from some law school case reading " - Nice Law school student info drop... probably thinks she is hot shit.. going along with "getting over myself" surely she is stuck up and probably a bitch...
5) "I was a bit scared when half of the people they sent me were total posers" - The only people who are worried or even concerned with "posers" ARE other posers...
6) "I'd love to learn your name." - Best case, she is a stalker waiting to happen, worst case, a transvestite stalker waiting to happen...


Don't let these things stop you tho bro... she might take it in the pooper on the first date out of a desire to be seen as "fun and not a poser"

lol.. nice analysis.. but i disagree.

 

[Lestat]

damn lestat got some online love potion # nine. what is it about you that all of these women are responding to? the overall effect? did i miss this explanation 100 times on other threads?

yeah man.. like jersey said.. it aint hard.. it QUALITY you want, not quantity.. i've never had a problem with quantity...

here is in a nutshell why I get the interest:

1) Intelligent - I have two degrees from respected schools
2) good looking - this is subjective but I'd say my face is an 8 my body is a 9.


That's basically it.. #1 means I can carry on a conversation, their friends will like me, their family will like me, its all desirable stuff.

#2 means I'm tall, in shape, someone they wouldn be proud to be seen in public with.

 

[Razorguns]

I already have my "potential". But knowing my luck, i'l prolly fuck it up.

 

[Lestat]

I already have my "potential". But knowing my luck, i'l prolly fuck it up.

She's HOT man!

careful though, jerseyart will yell at you for posting pics.

 

[jerseyart]

Can't see her well Razor, but she looks hot. Congrats and best of luck

And put back the other avatar dude, that rocked.

 

[Becoming]

Post this up under a new handle and see what you get sometime...

Forget about me ladies, lets talk about you.. Seeking to find some hot little dirty girlies who want to toss my salad on the first date... Looking to film our explicit and kinky sexual activities so that I can post them up on the web for all my friends to see...

I bet you'd have freaks coming out your ying-yang...

 

[Lestat]

Post this up under a new handle and see what you get sometime...

Forget about me ladies, lets talk about you.. Seeking to find some hot little dirty girlies who want to toss my salad on the first date... Looking to film our explicit and kinky sexual activities so that I can post them up on the web for all my friends to see...

I bet you'd have freaks coming out your ying-yang...

haha.. right.