This new alli weight loss pill ...

[heatherrae]

I was curious whether it was a stimulant or how it worked. So I went to the website and read that it basically blocks some of the fat that you eat from being digested which results in grease coming out of your butt. Terrific!

This is a direct quote from their website, I shit you not (pun intended).

"You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work."

Ummmmm...no thanks. I would prefer to be fat as to be diarrhea stained at work.

 

[Faizakafez]

yup heard of this... and when you do shit.. your shit has this oilly residue to it... its pathetic really.

 

[jnevin]

Can you imagine some fat fuck that eats fast food every day that won't change his diet but takes this pill?

 

[cindylou]

Plus, I doubt any of us eat enough fat for the pill to work.

I dont eat more than 25 g. of fat in one sitting ever unless its a holiday meal or something like that.

I think its supposed to motivate you to NOT eat fat so you dont get those side effects.

 

[jnevin]

That olean or whatever stuff did that, didn't it?

I want to put down a bucket of KFC and give a handfull of these pills a shot. I shall call myself.... tubguy.

 

[Phaded]

Plus, I doubt any of us eat enough fat for the pill to work.

I dont eat more than 25 g. of fat in one sitting ever unless its a holiday meal or something like that.

I think its supposed to motivate you to NOT eat fat so you dont get those side effects.

lol speak for yourself.. i love food.. i dont diet.

 

[heatherrae]

yup heard of this... and when you do shit.. your shit has this oilly residue to it... its pathetic really.

Basically, it causes anal leakage, oily bowel movements, painful gas...

Geez, seems lots easier to me to just not eat the fat in the first place and not pay $30 for the pills...LOL.

 

[Faizakafez]

Basically, it causes anal leakage, oily bowel movements, painful gas...

Geez, seems lots easier to me to just not eat the fat in the first place and not pay $30 for the pills...LOL.

LMAO anal leakage say you were having bum sex no need for lube then i guess thats plus..

 

[heatherrae]

Plus, I doubt any of us eat enough fat for the pill to work.

I dont eat more than 25 g. of fat in one sitting ever unless its a holiday meal or something like that.

I think its supposed to motivate you to NOT eat fat so you dont get those side effects.

I agree. You would look at something fattening and think "if I eat this, I may poop my pants at work."

A cheaper alternative would just be to have your significant other hit you in the head every time you ate something fattening...lol.

 

[jnevin]

This thread really never had a chance.