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this massive gunz guy is making me laugh???

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god, PLEASE really be like this... dont be a mod playing a joke... PLEASE!!!! he'd be the coolest guy ever!!!!
 
Thanks madbomer and Nature Boy.
You are cool bros fore sure. Madbomer - congradulatins on teh new PR bro.
And you are right I will help for free which means you get a deal cuz PT time costs money bro. IF you have questions you pm me but its probably best i fyou post them so other postres can read them to. Read and learn is what I always asy.

I dont know who MG is but i bet he plays sony nintendos and complain s about abombs and shit like a pussy. Did you meen HG Penypacker?
 
MassiveGunz said:
Thanks madbomer and Nature Boy.
You are cool bros fore sure. Madbomer - congradulatins on teh new PR bro.
And you are right I will help for free which means you get a deal cuz PT time costs money bro. IF you have questions you pm me but its probably best i fyou post them so other postres can read them to. Read and learn is what I always asy.

I dont know who MG is but i bet he plays sony nintendos and complain s about abombs and shit like a pussy. Did you meen HG Penypacker?

NO! I know HG Pennypacker is fat. MG=MassiveGunt.

What type of diet are you on? And are you still eating ass?
 
beastboy - the only ass i eat is your moms!!!

owned!!!!!!!!


notoriousQQ - lol at runz.
But honestly I cant be a mod because I dont want to move from here. How much does it pay though, cuz if it payts more than PT than i will think about it.
Plus do you need to knoiw how much math for that job?
 
oh, sorry dude. that massiverunz was a typo. you know, the g and the r being right beside each other. I think that being a mod pays about 40K a year, plus they put you up in a nice one bedroom apartment. Shit dude, being all big, pretty and massive, they might use you for a fitness model on the website. Not sure, should probably check with Woodin.
 
He owned the site the day he signed up. I'm not sure, but, I think it goes something like this.

Anybody: Blah Blah

MassiveRuns: Shut up dude, I did your moma. You are now owned.
 
notoriousQQ said:
oh, sorry dude. that massiverunz was a typo. you know, the g and the r being right beside each other. I think that being a mod pays about 40K a year, plus they put you up in a nice one bedroom apartment. Shit dude, being all big, pretty and massive, they might use you for a fitness model on the website. Not sure, should probably check with Woodin.

40k plus an aparment! SHIT!
I am going to have to really think about this cuz that is sweet bro!!!!!!!!
Would I get paid for the modeling to?

And no problem with teh runz thing bro.
 
MassiveGunz-

Yeah, It is a pretty sweet modeling gig. I did it a few years ago, now their looking for someone new. "AnalAssplorer" runs the fashion department here on Elite Fitness, so you have to send him a picture of what you look like. If he likes what he sees, he'll refer you to Wodin who is actuall George Spellwin (Owner of Elite Fitness!!!).

Only downside is that picture has to be nude, since some of the modeling you do is for swimwear.

If you have any previous modeling experience, let "AnalAssplorer" know immediately. It will help your chances, but you pretty much already have the job. Good luck man!
 
Hoopsdaddy135 said:
MassiveGunz-

Yeah, It is a pretty sweet modeling gig. I did it a few years ago, now their looking for someone new. "AnalAssplorer" runs the fashion department here on Elite Fitness, so you have to send him a picture of what you look like. If he likes what he sees, he'll refer you to Wodin who is actuall George Spellwin (Owner of Elite Fitness!!!).

Only downside is that picture has to be nude, since some of the modeling you do is for swimwear.

If you have any previous modeling experience, let "AnalAssplorer" know immediately. It will help your chances, but you pretty much already have the job. Good luck man!

Thanks bro!
I'll send pics, but Im not so sure about the nude part.
This would be one sweet job so Im really thanksful that you guys say I should be a mod.
But Im still worried about math cuz its not my best thing and I find it boring.
Any word on the math part bros?

Do I have to send them to APP?
For one thing hes gay and I dont want to send any pics, espesally nude pics to a gay guy. Plus I dont think he likes me much cuz hes harshin me.
 
dude-owned.jpg

MassiveGunz
 
MassiveGunz said:


Thanks bro!
I'll send pics, but Im not so sure about the nude part.
This would be one sweet job so Im really thanksful that you guys say I should be a mod.
But Im still worried about math cuz its not my best thing and I find it boring.
Any word on the math part bros?

Do I have to send them to APP?
For one thing hes gay and I dont want to send any pics, espesally nude pics to a gay guy. Plus I dont think he likes me much cuz hes harshin me.

Trust me, AnalAssplorer takes his job very professionally. Even though he is a homosexual, he looks at these pictures from a different standpoint. And he's not harshin on you, just giving you a hard time cause you're new!

The math is not hard at all. I'll give you a little quiz right now. If you get these right, you'll be sure to do fine on the "Elite Fitness Math Test (Mods Only)".

1. 7 x 2 =
2. 2 x 7 x 1 =
1. a = b= c. "a" = 1. What does "c" equal?

Good luck broly!
 
Send me those pics lover boy... er..... I mean newbie.

This is the judging process ok, just so you know we are very serious. I get your pics and review them. Then I take them out to the local gay bar and pass them around saying "which would you rather fuck? This newbie in this pic (massive gunz) or this scrawny ass old twinky in this pic (fat twitch faggot)? If everyone agrees on you (and they will cause Fat Twitch Faggot already sucked everyone in town off so he is old news) I then give the recommendation to George and the mods.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Send me those pics lover boy... er..... I mean newbie.

This is the judging process ok, just so you know we are very serious. I get your pics and review them. Then I take them out to the local gay bar and pass them around saying "which would you rather fuck? This newbie in this pic (massive gunz) or this scrawny ass old twinky in this pic (fat twitch faggot)? If everyone agrees on you (and they will cause Fat Twitch Faggot already sucked everyone in town off so he is old news) I then give the recommendation to George and the mods.


Bro Im not gay so there is no way I will allow that.
EARTH TO APP - MASSIVEGUNZ IS NOT GAY!!!!!
And Im not a newbie because I think there are still a couple missing posts that arent being included. I got some back but Im not sure if i got them all.
Do the posts come back little by little? Cuz my count isslowly going up. Why cant they all come back at once?
 
Of course you are not gay. Really. Straight guys wears panties too.

Not sure about why your postings are gone, but chances are if they are going up, then it because you are making posts. Ya think?

I, for one, can't wait to see your avatar when you reach 500 posts. I have the perfect one for you.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Of course you are not gay. Really. Straight guys wears panties too.

Not sure about why your postings are gone, but chances are if they are going up, then it because you are making posts. Ya think?

I, for one, can't wait to see your avatar when you reach 500 posts. I have the perfect one for you.

It's not gaping ass man is it? Goodness, young and old, rich and poor, gay, bi and straight a like all hate gaping hole man.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I like him because he's here to help us for free.

LMAO.
Deal of the century.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Of course you are not gay. Really. Straight guys wears panties too.

Not sure about why your postings are gone, but chances are if they are going up, then it because you are making posts. Ya think?

I, for one, can't wait to see your avatar when you reach 500 posts. I have the perfect one for you.

whoa bro your like the second person whose suposed to get me an avaantar

but i dont ware panties bro
 
I am serious. I will help you find an avatar. Cool one too.
 
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