This just in....

[Zebo]

David Bowie hit in the eye with a lollipop.

"Swearing at the unknown culprit, Bowie said he only had one good eye."

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/22/people.david.bowie.ap/index.html


That was close.

Too close.

 

[the nature boy]

if lollipop = penis then I'd believe it.

 

[SoreArms]

ground control to lollipop!

 

[supersizeme]

He's married to Iman, right? Or is that "married."

The article said he played 27 songs over the course of two hours and twenty minutes, which coincidentally is exactly how long I spent in the theater Sunday listening to shitheads behind me mash their popcorn. Hard to say which of the two I would pick if I was forced to endure something for 140 minutes again.

 

[the nature boy]

wham bam thankyou for the lollipop ma'am

 

[Zebo]

"Stay tuned for his rousing rendition of Modern Love (on a stick)"

 

[Y_lifter]

I bet Kobe did it...

 

[Zebo]

I bet Kobe did it...

They just subpoenaed the cell phone text messages records.

There was a message about stomach pumps from Rod Stewart.......

 

[SoKlueles]

if lollipop = penis then I'd believe it.