This isn't a joke?

[Mr. dB]

 

[Rabid_Goose]

I remember seeing those books at Wal-Mart a long time ago and knowing of people that had bought them, my mom being one of them.

I died a little on the inside when I saw those books.

 

[c00per]

 

[mrplunkey]

My whack-o soon-to-be-ex-sister-in-law did something like that. But then, she and her husband also got into this screwed-up bowel-cleansing crap where you shoot water up your bum too.

 

[AAP]

My whack-o soon-to-be-ex-sister-in-law did something like that. But then, she and her husband also got into this screwed-up bowel-cleansing crap where you shoot water up your bum too.

Every bottom in town has one of those. You attach it to your shower hose.

 

[Raptorex]

lololololol

 

[mrplunkey]

Every bottom in town has one of those. You attach it to your shower hose.

Well now that you mentioned it... about 20 years ago I worked at a health foods restaurant. One of these "bottoms" named Zack was a health nut and he'd come-by almost every day and buy alfalfa sprouts. Well after a couple of months we found-out what he did with them. Apparently he was really big into "extraction", where he juiced the sprouts, then shot 'em up his ass. The idea is to hold it up there while the nutrients are extracted by your colon. Something about not using the digestive tract...


Then 16 years later SouthPark did an episode on putting food up your bum and I thought... oh yeah... Zack!

 

[JayC9]

My whack-o soon-to-be-ex-sister-in-law did something like that. But then, she and her husband also got into this screwed-up bowel-cleansing crap where you shoot water up your bum too.

Aka colonic irrigation, hydrotherapy etc. Think of your body as a vehicle, after so many miles it needs a tune up and the oil changed etc, you don't do that then it might still run but you're not certainly not going to get the best performance out of it. Your colon removes toxic waste from your body, if it's clogged up then you're body is not efficiently removing those toxins, rather they’re constantly reabsorbed which can lead to an assortment of health problems.

It's probably one of the quickest, easiest things you can do to improve your overall health and it's something you can do yourself in the privacy of your own home for free. Try a course of them, guarantee you'll be surprised at how much crap you're carrying around with you. Never done sprouts, rectal insufflation with ozonated water is one of the best detoxifiers imo.