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Nathan

Nathan

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My goddamn roommate always bitches about how the fucking hydro bill is gonna be high. It hasn't been so far as I told him it wouldn't but I warned him that it'd go up if he uses too much hydro - i refuse to turn it on personally though i really don't give a rat's ass either way. The dumb fuck turned the heat on in his room and I come out and see him wearing a t-shirt. I calmly suggest he put a sweater on or something - I was very polite and even more so than usual (even though I'm not always on here in real life I'm polite and cordial. The guy fucking freaks out and starts slamming doors and shit. To piss me off, he goes to his room and blasts some exceptionally homosexual music. It probably doesn't help matters than I tend to giggle when he pulls that shit - it's funny as hell but nevertheless it's annoying. If this is gonna be like the time my training partner told him to watch his mouth and fuck off then I estimate i have about a week of freedom before he starts talking to me again. I've learned that i need to piss him off to get him to fuck the hell off. Fuck, I wish there was a lock on my bedroom door. I think I'll sleep with a knife under my pillow.
 
HappyScrappy said:
dude - just take turns with the assfucking and feel the love.

you know you want it
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In all seriousness, please do not joke about that kind of thing. I can't handle the mental images. This is me being serious.
 
Golfer18 said:
Nathan, whats up bro, you still my bitch or what?
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Oh man, this thread is turning homo real fast. I gotta get out of here. I can't even start a thread about my fucked up roommate without mentioning he packs ass on a regular basis. You guys and your one track minds.
 
That guy sounds like a total cock muncher. Can't you find another roommate? I mean, your family owns the place, so you'd think that gives you considerable power. :confused:
 
casavant said:
That guy sounds like a total cock muncher. Can't you find another roommate? I mean, your family owns the place, so you'd think that gives you considerable power. :confused:
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I have someone who would move in. HOWEVER, I would have give this guy two months notice. That would take me to end of December probably before a new roommate. My parents plan on renovating the place and then selling it in April though the fag here now does not know that. He will be getting royally screwed over in the end but it means I should probably just stick it out for now.
 
this is a cut and dry example of one's suppression of his own homosexual tendencies coupled wearing a man down. though i have never experienced this myself, and i never will, as i am not gay, i have read about it. the internal pressure has brought nathan to the boiling point..

homosexual tendencies + an openly gay roommate + a gay roommate that hits on him + that gay roommate's living in the next room over = thoughts of sneaking into said roommates room late and night and cuddling up next to his naked body = racing thoughts of man love and packing ass with said roommate = nathan's fall from grace..

sad but true.


nathan will be gay within a matter of days.
 
in all seriousness - I don't think you are gay.
I DO think you roommate is gay.
and I DO think that you need to wait until he falls asleep and then take a messy shit on his face and then just sort of sit there and rub it all around.

then act like nothing happened.
 
Funny shit, I bet this homo is reading your post............that fucker is gonna carve you up...
 
HappyScrappy said:
in all seriousness - I don't think you are gay.
I DO think you roommate is gay.
and I DO think that you need to wait until he falls asleep and then take a messy shit on his face and then just sort of sit there and rub it all around.

then act like nothing happened.
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unfortunately.. i do not think that nathan's ocd would let him stop there.. i think that perhaps he might take it a step further and instead of acting like nothing happened.. would more than likely start to make out with his roommate after having committed that horrid act..


i can't go on..

i'm turning green.
 
I should add that I don't think the face shitting should take place because his roommate is gay.
I have no issue with gay people.
but I think his roommate sounds like the type of person that could use a solid face shitting incident.

if Nathan is OCD, he should take up smoking - they say that some huge number of OCD people "break" it that way.
 
Thanks for the support team. What a bunch of useless assholes you guys are. I mean really, why the fuck do i tell you anything there Decem. Go get lost in another dimension already smegma breath. And Happy, if you want me to take a shit on your head all you have to do is ask.
 
I'm not much on getting shit on - but I LOVE getting pissed on. good stuff.
lol - that is really hard to say without laughing. and trust me, I'm totally saying it outloud here. I can't type anything without yelling it on this end.
it can be embarrassing at work, so I just wear headphones and pretend it isn't happening.

seriously though - you should just not live with this dude.

or fuck with his shit. that at least will leave you with a rosy feeling.
 
It makes for entertaining stories. I see him maybe three times a week. I go away for weekends pretty much every weekend. Come to think about it, I started going home on weekedns ever since this ass moved in. I would kick him out but honestly I really like the idea of having someone around who cleans up after me. He's like a maid, only he bitches and won't keep his damn hands to himself. Hold on, I'm gonna go try kicking him in the teeth and see what happens.
 
Nathan said:
Thanks for the support team. What a bunch of useless assholes you guys are. I mean really, why the fuck do i tell you anything there Decem. Go get lost in another dimension already smegma breath. And Happy, if you want me to take a shit on your head all you have to do is ask.
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Damn Nathan....we ain't feelin' no love bro. Next thing we know...someone may say that Jesus had homosex tendencies. WTF is happening to this world man? :confused:
 
Testosterone boy said:


Damn Nathan....we ain't feelin' no love bro. Next thing we know...someone may say that Jesus had homosex tendencies. WTF is happening to this world man? :confused:
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I thought we already established that Jesus did in fact have homosexual tendencies in my other thread of the same name.
 
Testosterone boy said:


Damn Nathan....we ain't feelin' no love bro. Next thing we know...someone may say that Jesus had homosex tendencies. WTF is happening to this world man? :confused:
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no dude.. you got it all wrong.. jesus had goatosexual tendencies..
 
casavant said:


Change in dopamine levels?
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could be I guess - that would change over time as tolerance built up.

I think that it is more that the act of smoking involves a lot of compulsive behavior. the smacking of the cig case, the lighting, the movements and such.

don't know.

all I know is that I don't smoke.
 
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