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she can read but at the begining she was only wearing one shoe??? can't be "that" smart. *cough*

Dang. Tough crowd.
PS -- I'm not wearing shoes (or underwear)...lol.
I'm actually not going to tell you what I did today.I just woke up from a nightmare where Heather wasn't wearing any underwear.
i know how to bake....
did you warp the chair???

I'm actually not going to tell you what I did today.
Yeah, I will tell you.
I was in the bathroom at work and got a phone call I had been waiting for from a judge. When a judge is on the phone, you DONT make them wait. I ran to my desk and forgot to wipe or wash my hands. I got home and realized I was less than fresh.
Are you hot for me now?
I'm actually not going to tell you what I did today.
Yeah, I will tell you.
I was in the bathroom at work and got a phone call I had been waiting for from a judge. When a judge is on the phone, you DONT make them wait. I ran to my desk and forgot to wipe or wash my hands. I got home and realized I was less than fresh.
Are you hot for me now?
warp the chair...hahahaha...i got to remember and use that one sometime.
man, guys are ingrained to be horny even when a woman just told them that she has a filthy heiney. Go figure.
Where you been, anyway, sally?This place looks different.
And Heather, wtf?
."The female vagina is a very hostile place!"
Where you been, anyway, sally?
I could SO get even with you for all those bombs now...LOL
Good thing I don't hold a grudge for you putting your face in that girl's booblages.

I have to pay for e-friends. Just like in real life. lol.Bombs away missy!!@! Alls fair in love and e-war, but I bombed you out of love, remember?
Where did you get them fancy schmancy stars anyway?
Well, be careful. With great power comes great responsibility.I have to pay for e-friends. Just like in real life. lol.
lol @ great power. I feel so "adult" now.Well, be careful. With great power comes great responsibility.
Yeah. Baby wipes are a great thing.heather, did you take care of that ''less than fresh'' feeling?
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