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This guy crapped his pants!

pushing_fe

pushing_fe

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There is this guy at my work who shit his pants and he also shit all over the floor in the hallway leading to our restroom. He was standing bare ass with shit all over himself yelling obscenities at himself in the mirror! He said he got a hold of some bad milk and he told the guy who found him in there to get him some pants from somewhere! This is quite possibly the funniest thing that I have ever heard. I am glad that I wasn't the guy who found him in there!

:lmao: :lmao:
 
Poor guy. I shouldn't make fun at him.

You know what I'm going to do, crap my pants and then tell everyone in the office it's cool to crap your pants.
 
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"How do you know so much about Ooops I crapped my pants?"

"Because I'm wearing them and I just did"

SNL commercial for Ooops I crapped my pants.
 
And there is another reason to avoid the restrooms at work.






Actually, that applies to all public restrooms. :worried:
 
I used to date this girl who had a similar accident on the way into her apartment one day. She made the mistake of telling me about it.

Whenever we would fight from that point on, I would always end the conversation with. "At least I don't shit my pants...."

Can't figure out why we broke up.

Zen
 
I've had shitty days at work..Buttttttt. NOTHING like this poor bastard!

I'd find another job if I ever shit myself in front of co-workers or clients!
 
This just keeps getting better and better.

The guy who found him in there said he saw dribbles of crap all up the hallway from our breakroom to the bathroom and thought it was mud or something. He said he thought people were fighting in the bathroom because he heard people yelling in the there. He walked in and saw this guy standing drawers droped to the floor with crap all down his leg pointing at himself in the morror and yelling "You stupid motherfucker!"

He said he almost threw up all over himself. When he realized what the hell he was looking at!
 
pushing_fe said:
He walked in and saw this guy standing drawers droped to the floor with crap all down his leg pointing at himself in the morror and yelling "You stupid motherfucker!"
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Whats so funny about that? I do it all the time.
You americans are weird.
 
bigschweeler said:
"How do you know so much about Ooops I crapped my pants?"

"Because I'm wearing them and I just did"

SNL commercial for Ooops I crapped my pants.
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ha ha, I just recently downloaded that commercial off of kazaa.


hey pushing fe, where do you work? my office sounds pretty boring, nobody is crapping their pants where I work. Hell, nobody's even peeing in thier pants over here.

I need a new job.
 
Reminds me of the time my hubby was at work and he had to call maintence men to fix the woman's shitter. One of the stalls was over flowing into the hallways.

The maintence men came back to him asking if he heard a large crash . He just looks at 'em with a stupid look on his face and wondering why they were asking him that question.They told him that it they orginally thought paratroopers lost their shoots in the shitter.As it turned out... one of the ladies shit herself and tried to flush the evidence down the poop shoot.. Needless to say, when the guys pulled the sized 20 panties outta the flush they all knew who the BIG panties belonged too in the office.....My hubby had to send her a note telling her NOT to flush articles of clothing down the shitter anymore.
 
ZenMachine said:
I used to date this girl who had a similar accident on the way into her apartment one day. She made the mistake of telling me about it.

Whenever we would fight from that point on, I would always end the conversation with. "At least I don't shit my pants...."

Can't figure out why we broke up.

Zen
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asshole
 
ZenMachine said:
Whenever we would fight from that point on, I would always end the conversation with. "At least I don't shit my pants...."
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LMFAO.
You win.
 
Bullit said:



LMFAO.
You win.
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Surprisingly enough, it did usually end the conversation. She never could come up with a comment to top that.

As for the Asshole comment. I think she felt the same way....

Zen
 
You shouldnt be so cruel to a girlfriend. She obviously felt comfortable enough with you and trusted you enough to tell you, then you shove it right back into her face. You shouldve been nicer to her if anything after she tells you something like that. I hope you live alone for the rest of your life.
 
Advaik is obviously a chronic pant-shitter and therfore feels your ex's pain.
 
Advaik said:
You shouldnt be so cruel to a girlfriend. She obviously felt comfortable enough with you and trusted you enough to tell you, then you shove it right back into her face. You shouldve been nicer to her if anything after she tells you something like that. I hope you live alone for the rest of your life.
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I guess you are right. Now I feel like such an asshole.


But on second thought, I guess she shouldn't have fucked that other guy either.....

Zen
 
ZenMachine said:


I guess you are right. Now I feel like such an asshole.


But on second thought, I guess she shouldn't have fucked that other guy either.....

Zen
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Case in point, mention that next time. Good job ;)

Really though, if she did fuck another guy then you had every right in the world, but if it was just because she was being a bitch then that wouldve made you an asshole.
 
Man I know all about this because my dad and uncle are fucking idiots. My uncle honestly shits himself at least once to two times a year and he is a fucking fat ass joke if you ask me. He even shit himself once on a road trip to Reno with his fucking boss in the car with him. How pathetic can you be. Than there is my dad who can't hold it in to save his life. Once when I was a kid he barges through the front door and yells at me and my sister to get out of the way and while going down the hallway he shit all over himself and it ran all down his leg and on our fucking carpet. I had the pleasure of watching him clean it up with a bucket of water and soap. My dad's side of the family are all fat ass fucking lazy losers and they all have weak bowels or something. Good thing I was born with a bit of self control cause I would kill myself if I had this shitty ass problem.
 
The Nature Boy said:


hey pushing fe, where do you work? my office sounds pretty boring, nobody is crapping their pants where I work. Hell, nobody's even peeing in thier pants over here.

I need a new job.
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I work in Operations for Verizon Logistics. I manage databases and the such for a 400,000 square foot distribution center. This guy works out in the warehouse and he is quite a character.

he is a 40 year old admitted Virgin. I think that he is proud of this. He has only been on a few dates in his whole life. However, I have heard a story from someone that he went out with from work.

He picks this girl up and takes her straight to a restaurant. No conversation, he gets out and walks ahead of her to the place and doesn't even wait on her. He then informs her that he believes that dates should be split evenly between men and women. He doesn't open any doors or anything for her and hardly talks to her the whole night. After the date was over and he was taking her home he asked her when they could go out again. Needless to say she passed on the offer.

Besides myself, I know very few that have as bad luck as this poor guy.
 
pushing_fe said:



I work in Operations for Verizon Logistics. I manage databases and the such for a 400,000 square foot distribution center. This guy works out in the warehouse and he is quite a character.

he is a 40 year old admitted Virgin. I think that he is proud of this. He has only been on a few dates in his whole life. However, I have heard a story from someone that he went out with from work.

He picks this girl up and takes her straight to a restaurant. No conversation, he gets out and walks ahead of her to the place and doesn't even wait on her. He then informs her that he believes that dates should be split evenly between men and women. He doesn't open any doors or anything for her and hardly talks to her the whole night. After the date was over and he was taking her home he asked her when they could go out again. Needless to say she passed on the offer.

Besides myself, I know very few that have as bad luck as this poor guy.
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Hmmmmm? This sounds a lot like my uncle in a way. Is this guy a fat lazy fuck who has no common sense and looks at kiddie porn on the net?
 
ZenMachine said:


I guess you are right. Now I feel like such an asshole.


But on second thought, I guess she shouldn't have fucked that other guy either.....

Zen
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If I was her I would of fed you Xenical.............U never would of made that comment again........lol.

PS. Fuckin around on you is messed up though
 
Star said:


If I was her I would of fed you Xenical.............U never would of made that comment again........lol.

PS. Fuckin around on you is messed up though
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I agree, I would have gotten revenge on my unsympathetic ass that is for sure.

As for the rest....water under the bridge.

Zen
 
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