Thinking of getting fat

[hanselthecaretaker]

Shooting for about 300, will see how things go. Haven't exercised in almost two months and eating whatever I want. I think I lost weight though wtf.


What should I eat to gain weight, I wanna see what it's like to be fat.

 

[string_bean00]

Those texas double whoppers will do the trick.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Those texas double whoppers will do the trick.

Sounds good. I wanna get fat but not feel like shit though getting there. I'm sure I'd be disgusted if I ate too much fast food.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Just ask frisky how she does it

 

[cmdubs]

milkshakes

have a big one at every meal

 

[Lestat]

Just ask frisky how she does it

bad bro material

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

This sounds tough, like a chore or something. Fuck it.

 

[jafo]

just eat allot ...and eat late (right before you sleep)

then drink more beer

stop working out

make sure to sit around for at least 4 hours after each meal ...then take a nap


if you must do something ...play a video game



you should plump up nicely


DON’T BELIEVE ME


how do you think 3 out 5 kids are doing it

 

[pintoca]

Ask Klu for a consultation

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I played videogames all my teens and was always in shape. I ate a lot of crap too. Was skinny but then started working out in college. Stopped playing vg's for a while. vg's don't matter. I went half a year without vg's and tv too to boot, worked out, ran and tried to eat right and nothing changed so fuck it. I'll do whatever.

 

[UA_Iron]

IV butter into your vains at night. That would be cool.

 

[neverenuf]

pizza and beer pushed me over the 3oolb mark @ 5'10" what a mess, it was fun though!

 

[Mr. dB]

Pizza is king.

 

[Jon79]

just eat late. wake up in the middle of the nite and eat

 

[gotmilk]

I went for the fat look this Summer. It's not so bad.

 

[H_T_]

i think i have a better chance at weighing 400lbs. before i bench it again. it's much easier and more enjoyable to sit and relax and have dozens of cold drinks. ahhh. and lol @ whoever is going to argue with me. you fuckers spend 15 or 16 hours a day on this site, none of you workout.

 

[chewyxrage]

Booze will help.


Buy a keg of budwieser every week and make sure the pizza delievers don't stop. Nachos, hot wings, etc.

Would be a great time.

 

[digimon7068]

Shooting for about 300, will see how things go. Haven't exercised in almost two months and eating whatever I want. I think I lost weight though wtf.


What should I eat to gain weight, I wanna see what it's like to be fat.

Breakfast: Eggs, bacon, homefries w/sausage gravy, biscuit w/real butter and chase it with one of those hi-cal cappucino's, Lunch: Lasagna, garlic bread, antipasto (heavy on the meat and cheese) and chase it with a chocolate malt (monster-size) from Dairy Queen, Dinner: Buffalo wings w/ blue cheese, pizza (extra pepperoni, extra cheese) and chase it with full-strength Budweiser.

Eat like this everyday and in a few months you'll be a big, fat bastard.

 

[heatherrae]

Just eat fast food supersized everyday. You'll be fat and lose about 5 years off of your life in no time. ;-)

 

[gotmilk]

I ate a lot of jelly donuts. It made my facial cheeks stick out more than my butt cheeks.

 

[digimon7068]

I ate a lot of jelly donuts.

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

 

[Mr. dB]

Just be sure to combine low-quality carbs with saturated fats in every meal.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Thanks for the suggestions everyone. Damn I'm getting hungry.

Some of you guys are posting some funny shit too, lol.

 

[gotmilk]

I had two D' Angelo's steak sandwiches for dinner.

2 jelly donuts for breakfast, some potato chips, 6 cans of coke.

And I skipped cardio for the 127th day in a row.

 

[Mr. dB]

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

You are what you eat.

 

[Mr. dB]

Thanks for the suggestions everyone. Damn I'm getting hungry.

Some of you guys are posting some funny shit too, lol.

Please keep us updated with your weight gain numbers. We can fine-tune the diet as you begin to approach your goal.

 

[digimon7068]

I had two D' Angelo's steak sandwiches for dinner.

2 jelly donuts for breakfast, some potato chips, 6 cans of coke.

And I skipped cardio for the 127th day in a row.

Surely you're joking. . .that's a friggin hoot!

 

[PBR]

if youre rich, you'll score hot chicks at 300#....

 

[UA_Iron]

start dating Little Debbie

 

[H_T_]

Ham.

 

[PICK3]

Yeah ... I considered that too.

Become a fat bastard and then get shredded with before and after pics then endorse some lame diet for profit.