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....but will never tell her...
1 - Size does matter to her especially in regards to penises and engagement rings
2 - SHe's NOT the fellatio artiste she thinks she is
3 - YOu know when she's faking it
4 - She'll never get over:
a - being cut from cheerleader tryouts her freshman year
b - not getting asked to pronm her senior year
c "Jay" her mythic and unassailable first
d - all of the above
5 - She pulls it like like a cigarette-vending machine knob - yo Sweets it sn ORGAN
6 She has a princess complex - they all do
...and also the following
7 - She's dating down
8 - She's the only thing keeping you from from dissolving into a ball-scratching, nonflushing, mac and cheese eating out of the pot state
9 - She MUCH wittier than you
10 - Candles and bubble bath mean Nookies a comin
1 - Size does matter to her especially in regards to penises and engagement rings
2 - SHe's NOT the fellatio artiste she thinks she is
3 - YOu know when she's faking it
4 - She'll never get over:
a - being cut from cheerleader tryouts her freshman year
b - not getting asked to pronm her senior year
c "Jay" her mythic and unassailable first
d - all of the above
5 - She pulls it like like a cigarette-vending machine knob - yo Sweets it sn ORGAN
6 She has a princess complex - they all do
...and also the following
7 - She's dating down
8 - She's the only thing keeping you from from dissolving into a ball-scratching, nonflushing, mac and cheese eating out of the pot state
9 - She MUCH wittier than you
10 - Candles and bubble bath mean Nookies a comin
