Things that make you wonder......

[big4life]

About people.


1) The lady in the grocery store who stays on her cell phone asking her husband/child/ whatever, if they need this and that from the store. I mean she walks up and down each isle with it pressed to her ear.
Wouldn't it be easier to make a list before going to the store.
Just an idea!!

2) My neighbor asking me if I was painting today.

What gave it away. The fact that I was washing off the paint brushes or that I was wearing a tshirt with paint splattered on it?

 

[HighIntensity]

why does cornholio take being a mod like its his birthright

 

[Lostdog]

People that live in the city,and still cant parallel park...
OLder Women at the deli on the cell phone asking their husband what they want, everybody sing "If you dont know me by now your never ever gonna know me.."
People that card my father for beer,if he was any older his name would be Dust

 

[decem]

why does cornholio take being a mod like its his birthright

addendum:


"fuckin stuck" - why does he say this like it's cool?

 

[starfish]

"fuckin stuck"

 

[decem]

"fuckin stuck"

i thought someone would get a rise out of that...

 

[The Shadow]

why does cornholio take being a mod like its his birthright

Why is it that HighIntestines is elected prom queen every year down at the annual Knuckle Fuckers convention?

Decem - Fucking stuck is joke on your fuck stick.....

 

[decem]

what's a "knuckle fucker"?

and what's a "mang"?

and.. now you're just trying to cover your tracks mister.. but we're not stupid.. we know you thought you were cool by saying that.. mister mod (should be a movie)..

besides that.. "fuckstick" is cool... "fuckin stuck" is not..

 

[addickt]

what's a "knuckle fucker"?

and what's a "mang"?

and.. now you're just trying to cover your tracks mister.. but we're not stupid.. we know you thought you were cool by saying that.. mister mod (should be a movie)..

besides that.. "fuckstick" is cool... "fuckin stuck" is not..

I "fuckin stuck" Cornholes Mom.

She whimpered

 

[decem]

did you stick her with your "mang"???

 

[addickt]

did you stick her with your "mang"???

What the crap is a mang?

She was mangy but I am not sure that has anything to do with the question.

 

[addickt]

If I ever heard someone say "what the crap?" in real life I would beat them bloody just on general principle.

It would be worth and assault charge.

 

[decem]

i guess i betta never meet you in real life.. cuz while i rarely say nugga, nigga, and blud... i frequently say "what tha crap"..

people love it.. it's catchy.. everyone i'm around started saying it too...

 

[MrMuscle]

what about when i grab my car keyes and head for the door, and people ask me "are you going for a drive?"......no i was going to throw the keys over the street and see how long it would take me to find them again...

 

[addickt]

i guess i betta never meet you in real life.. cuz while i rarely say nugga, nigga, and blud... i frequently say "what tha crap"..

people love it.. it's catchy.. everyone i'm around started saying it too...

I would make an exception for you decem. I have a soft spot for people who try and dispel false beliefs in things like god. Also, did you ever find out if "he" fucked a goat?

Sometimes when I take a crap, I look in the toilet and say "What The?"

 

[decem]

what about when i grab my car keyes and head for the door, and people ask me "are you going for a drive?"......no i was going to throw the keys over the street and see how long it would take me to find them again...

do you have to have a class "y" license to drive there?

i know all the yetis in this part of the world have to go through a bunch of hoopla to get driving privilages..

i guess just cuz they're a little less evolved and closer to the cro-magnum era.. the consensus is to think that they don't have the mental capacity to operate a motor vehicle.. go figure

what about you? what about up there? has yeti discrimination gone rampant in those parts too?

 

[decem]

I would make an exception for you decem. I have a soft spot for people who try and dispel false beliefs in things like god. Also, did you ever find out if "he" fucked a goat?

Sometimes when I take a crap, I look in the toilet and say "What The?"

he fucked it dude.. i know he did..

shit.. the rest of the sheep don't need hard core evidence to prove that he existed and can cure blindness and can make their wishes come true.. so why should i need any evidence that he fucked a goat..

he did it dude.. i know it..

 

[the People's Champ]

i guess i betta never meet you in real life.. cuz while i say nugga, nigga, and blud... i frequently say "what tha crap"..

people love it.. it's catchy.. everyone i'm around started saying it too...

man, I bet all the black guys like you. represent wigga, or should I say, wugga.

 

[decem]

i prefer wugga..