Things that make me smile (in no particular order)

[Mdguy]

Let me guess, your guidance counselor in school (before he was found hanged in his office, of course) recommended these as career choices for you:

a) Medical Examiner
b) Crematorium Worker
c) Gravedigger
d) Phlebotomist
e) Surgeon
f) Religious Cult Leader
g) Forester (Professional Arsonist)
h) Munitions Research
g) Butcher
h) Stand up Comic

 

[spentagn]

The negro vomito. This occurs in the advanced stages of E-coli, when the infected begin to vomit their destroyed organs which have deteriorated to black specks amongst the bile.

Personal experience also lets me know that this occurs after a violent encounter with Mr. Smirnoff.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

17) Mr. Belvedere

18) Rainbows.


This is a feel good thread, so feel free to contribute what makes you smile.

Imposter, Imposter!!!!!!

:EL:

 

[velvett]

Midnight nookie.

THAT makes me smile.

But until then I will take a long hot shower.

 

[strengthmonster]

I am rather partial to putting kittens on a meat slicer. It is better of you set it to a low thicknes of slice as it takes much longer to finish.

 

[WODIN]

Three A.M. Wakeup nookie....

 

[DaWickedMoor]

1. Multiple Rape
2. Genocide
3. War atrocities
4. Andy Griffith re runs