Things that frustrate me...

[The Shadow]

People not being on time

Wanting a process to "speed up" when it must run its course

Left Turns

Slow servers

Telemarketers

USPS

Child proof Bottles

 

[Raina]

Every clock at work is on a different time so I'm always a bit lost as to what time it really is.

The girls who fill in for me when I'm away from my desk hook all my paperclips together into chains and write on my personal calendar....it's getting hard not to deck them.

Last night there was a woman on the only available elliptial machine who was not working out-- just chatting with the chick next to her. I asked if she was done and she said no and proceded to stand on it sort of half swinging her legs for 20 minutes. I was pissed off.

 

[HappyScrappy]

bad drivers (anyone that isn't me)

furniture that leaps out at me and bites my shins

things that don't work

people that wander around oblivious to the reality that surrounds them

stupid people (anyone that isn't me)

and more than anything - bad drivers.

 

[The Shadow]

...itches that I cannot get to

 

[WODIN]

Driving --- I hate driving..where's my fucking George Jetson Space Car?

 

[rnch]

card carrying, Anti Destination League geezer drivers, who have nowhere to go and all day to get there, that squat in the left hand lane in their oldsmobiles and buicks, driving 10 to 20 miles an hour slower than the traffic flow, who give you a self righteous, smug, holier than thou dirty look when you pass them in the other lane.




i could NEVER carry a gun in my car...............

 

[john937]

People having conversations in the middle of a high traffic area.
I get to work, desperatly need coffee i.v. , walk down the stairs to the caffeteria: there's a couple stopped, coordinating their schedules, half-way down the stairway.
I walk up to the coffee station, two guys are having an animated technical design debate standing directly in front of the hazlenut coffee urn.
Now I need creamer, and of course two secretaries are comparing their boyfriends in front of the half and half.
I pay (the checkout lady is holding high drama court with all the customers per usual) and I walk up the stairs....
Yup, same two are still talking in the middle of the stairway.

 

[HappyScrappy]

generally speaking, I could really simplify any list that I would try to make by just saying that I can't stand people that aren't me.

 

[The Shadow]

lol@Scrap.


.....rollerblades...for they are without a doubt Satan's invention

 

[Y_lifter]

Children with Crappy parents

Loud people especially when they are speaking a foreign language.

Lines

Women or Men that douse themselves with 3 qts of cheap perfume/Cologne instead of showering

Smelly B.O. people in the Gym.. The beast !

 

[The Shadow]

....uncomfortable bike seats

 

[HamsterHider]

what about old man winter WODIN?

 

[HappyScrappy]

....uncomfortable bike seats

bikes can have seats?!!!

fuck - this explains a lot.

 

[casavant]

People who stop in the middle of a fucking parking lot or street to chat from their vehicles (one going one way, the other going the other way). I just had this happen at my apartment last night with a couple of brothers. After waiting behind the guy while he gabbed for a few seconds, I honked. So the dude mouthed off something I couldn't hear and I asked him to pull up so I could swing around and park. Then the dude jumped out of the other car going, "Say what??!", so I turned off my radio and politely repeated myself. He's like "Oh, I thought you said something else." Dipshit #1 ended up pulling up so I could get by. A while back I might have jumped out with my 4D mag light and cracked the fucker's skull, but you live and learn, I guess. Gotta save your bullets.

 

[guards]

People who bring their children grocery shopping!!!!!!

FUCK I hate that.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by HappyScrappy
bikes can have seats?!!!
fuck - this explains a lot.

Well, that information ruins another Fun recreational activity for you huh Scrappy ?

 

[The Shadow]

lol - like the SOuth Park episode when Garrison invents the thing, and you steer it from a butt plug.



What else?


....having trouble reading...and for that matter folding a map

 

[Hengst]

people on a check-out line that only realize that they must pay after the cashier has finished ringing up the sale, acting all surprised and only then begin digging into their purse for the .......... check book!! then spend more time filling out the check. meanwhile the line grows

 

[casavant]

people on a check-out line that only realize that they must pay after the cashier has finished ringing up the sale, acting all surprised and only then begin digging into their purse for the .......... check book!! then spend more time filling out the check. meanwhile the line grows

Word to that. How about people who have the cashier call up a price check over a 25 cent disagreement in price?

 

[The Shadow]

True dat hengst.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Word to that. How about people who have the cashier call up a price check over a 25 cent disagreement in price?

I've stood there watching either someone searching for 29 cents in their purse, or them arguing that they thought the coupon was for XXX and they also want YYY, and how come this and that... all while they just took 20 items through the 8 items line and their reason when asked was "it was shorter and I am in a hurry" - right.
and then when you reach out with a $20 and offer to cover the difference if they will just leave, they get all offended - yet still continue to argue.

in those times - I think we should all be allowed to gather around and beat them to death. esp when you walk out later and see them getting into a mercedes.