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Nathan
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1. Chinese people - I've always felt strongly that were the Chinese wet, they'd probably grow to be a little taller, which would result in an overall superior global economy.
2. Birds - Imagine a bird flying gracefully overhead, swooping back and forth at break-neck speeds. Now imagine that bird is wet. I know.
3. The "Page Down" key on keyboards - This would also contribute to making the Chinese taller.
4. Chairs - If all chairs were wet, then upon sitting down, everyone would have wet spots on their bottoms. Thus, no one would ever again be fired for excessive and completely unecessary excretion of bodily fluids.
5. Retarded children - They'd be entertained 24/7 and parents wouldn't feel short-changed that their kids are stupid. "Well, at least my kids aren't dry," they'd say to other parents.
6. Computer stores - As long as we'er making Chinese people wet, we'd might as well make their work-place wet as well.
7. People who are prejudiced against Chinese people - This would give them something in common with the Chinese, thus making their absurd prejudices seem redundant and trivial. Plus, when they punch the Chinese in the junk, it'd make a cool wet smacking sound.
8. The letter q - Frankly, it's the most useless of all the letters of the alphabet and I can't say I'd feel badly if it were wet.
9. Santa Clause - He'd freeze upon going outside in the North Pole, thus leaving him open to the pantsing of a life-time.
10. Bunnies - People would no longer lose sleep over the frightening threat that bunnies present to mankind because, were they a little more wet, we'd totally hear them coming.
2. Birds - Imagine a bird flying gracefully overhead, swooping back and forth at break-neck speeds. Now imagine that bird is wet. I know.
3. The "Page Down" key on keyboards - This would also contribute to making the Chinese taller.
4. Chairs - If all chairs were wet, then upon sitting down, everyone would have wet spots on their bottoms. Thus, no one would ever again be fired for excessive and completely unecessary excretion of bodily fluids.
5. Retarded children - They'd be entertained 24/7 and parents wouldn't feel short-changed that their kids are stupid. "Well, at least my kids aren't dry," they'd say to other parents.
6. Computer stores - As long as we'er making Chinese people wet, we'd might as well make their work-place wet as well.
7. People who are prejudiced against Chinese people - This would give them something in common with the Chinese, thus making their absurd prejudices seem redundant and trivial. Plus, when they punch the Chinese in the junk, it'd make a cool wet smacking sound.
8. The letter q - Frankly, it's the most useless of all the letters of the alphabet and I can't say I'd feel badly if it were wet.
9. Santa Clause - He'd freeze upon going outside in the North Pole, thus leaving him open to the pantsing of a life-time.
10. Bunnies - People would no longer lose sleep over the frightening threat that bunnies present to mankind because, were they a little more wet, we'd totally hear them coming.
