Things I want to do to females

[MarthaStewart]

What repercussians? Unlike you, I have a brain that functions just fine and I can weigh and balance possibilites of my actions in less than 5 weeks. I don't merely spout whatever crap that comes out of my mouth, as shitty as it smells in your case no doubt. This is a message board. What repercussians? I have no friends that are sick psychopathic killers waiting for the perfect mark? Or I don't have bigoted and racist friends that get together and lynch those they don't like. Be they black, Arabic, or gay. Oh no, damn the repercussians. Or perhaps I invite investigation into my own life by the FBI? Oh no! Didn't think of that. Better hide all my Heroin I have sitting out in the Kitchen. .

Dear confused and fat you,
You just wrote on here that you have heroin on your kitchen table. You want to report to the FBI that this fella is posting mean things towards the bitches. He is speaking in jest, but you are assuring me that they will give three shits about it.
If that is indeed the case, then they are likely to give a few more shits about your theoretical heroin on the table.

Your friend,

Skinny Me.

I think you don't understand the different between a famous comedian/actor or whomever and some nameless face on the internet. I also think you overestimate the reach of the FBI. If I report this, It will no doubt get investigated. It depends on how I word my report. Anybody can report a TIP- [url="https://tips.fbi.gov/"}see here[/url]. If the staff feels that this warrents investigation, they will do a hour or two hour long search, create a dossier and put this down in his file. If one isn't already made. Simple as that, they will no doubt have his posts analyized and have something in his file that states that he has repressed feelings of violence against women and has public stated in several posts that he has such fantasies. It makes no difference if it is seen as a joke, many times jokes only hide feelings that are very real inside us. Ever see a non sexist man tell a sexist joke? Does the joke make the man sexist? No, but the possiblity of the sexist man telling the joke is very high. Sexist men tend to cling to sexist jokes because it makes other sexist men laugh and it can be an outlet of repressed feelings. Same goes with this post. And yours about find a woman at a bar.

You sound like you are new to the net. I hope AOL is working out to be everything you hoped it would be.
Anyway, enjoy your time here - I suggest you check out www.rotten.com, www.goatse.cx, www.tubgirl.com, and www.stileproject.com
Feel free to report them to the FBI to like a good little citizen that you are.

While you are at it, feel free to look up the jurisdiction of the FBI on the site and submit all you like to it, but I think they are far more concerned with internal affairs than to be worried about this.
Now the CIA - that sounds good. Report it to them as well.
Might as well send it to the president as well. hell, get Rummy to come and nuke my ass like some sort of deranged taco.

Oh, and fat stuff, I've seen you pics on the pics of women board - I could report you for your own deprevity you sick fuck.

I have no idea what you are talking about. DNP? That a steroid? Yeah...

BTW, I am a MAN in case you are thinking otherwise. 185 at nearly 5'10" is pretty TINY compared to most of the guys on here. You can persist all you like in refering me as fat, but I could care less. Why would calling me fat hurt me? Oh no, I am sooo fat, woe is me, maybe I will go puke up in the toilet now. LOL. Sorry, no hangups about my weight.

You can act like you don't know what I'm talking about - you might deal it for all I know - hide what you like.

And yes, the puking will help a lot - you will lose calories, but stay full.

Keep it up and you should lose some weight.

Oh, and welcome to the board lardass.

 

[Mactep]

Yeah, I am so owned. Hope you have fun when the Canadian police show up on your doorstep. Nice admission of doing drugs too, I am sure that will add credence to your pleas that it was just a joke.

Sorry, I don't find people talking about brutally murdering innocent women funny. Guess I am a stick in the mud. eh.. Dumbasses. All it would have took was saying "I was just joking, newb, I would NEVER kill a woman."

Seems to me Nathan is OWNED because I just send the mail. All because of his pride. Like they say, Pride goeth before the fall....

 

[Nathan]

Yeah, I am so owned. Hope you have fun when the Canadian police show up on your doorstep. Nice admission of doing drugs too, I am sure that will add credence to your pleas that it was just a joke.

Sorry, I don't find people talking about brutally murdering innocent women funny. Guess I am a stick in the mud. eh.. Dumbasses. All it would have took was saying "I was just joking, newb, I would NEVER kill a woman."

Seems to me Nathan is OWNED because I just send the mail. All because of his pride. Like they say, Pride goeth before the fall....

Right. Except in Canada I'm allowed to do the drugs I do. I don't actually break the law, how awesome is that? You should write them back and tell them I have like 3g of marijuana on me. Oh, and like a few vials of testosterone and some clomiphene citrate. I'm sure they'll freak right out. I just got off the phone with my lawyer. He says I'm his special little princess so I'm not worried. It could be worse, I could be fat or something.

 

[plornive]

Yeah, I am so owned. Hope you have fun when the Canadian police show up on your doorstep. Nice admission of doing drugs too, I am sure that will add credence to your pleas that it was just a joke.

Sorry, I don't find people talking about brutally murdering innocent women funny. Guess I am a stick in the mud. eh.. Dumbasses. All it would have took was saying "I was just joking, newb, I would NEVER kill a woman."

Seems to me Nathan is OWNED because I just send the mail. All because of his pride. Like they say, Pride goeth before the fall....

I just replicated a stoner's laugh quite audibly. Thank you, Mactep, for the entertainment.

 

[MarthaStewart]

Yeah, I am so owned. Hope you have fun when the Canadian police show up on your doorstep. Nice admission of doing drugs too, I am sure that will add credence to your pleas that it was just a joke.

Just to clarify - you also spoke of your own drug problem - either that or you are a dealer.

I'm referring to the large amount of heroin you referred to on your table that you were going to hide.

If Nathan "admitted" to it - then so did you.

And I know hardly anything about it, but you sound like you deal DNP.
I could be wrong - but then, so could you.

 

[Nathan]

I also import monkeys and other larger members of the ape family into Canada. I dress them up like religious zealots and everyone just leaves them the hell alone. Works like a charm. Hey, how much do you sell your heroin for mactep?

 

[MarthaStewart]

Thats great, I am glad your his special little princess. I bet you preform special little princess favors for him too. Nice that you can do drugs there I guess. Perhaps that is why Canada isn't near the superpower that the US is. Still, when you come out of the closet and start killing women I can laugh and know that I preformed my humanitarian duty and you can pay all those expensive law fees and princess favors to try to get yourself off the hook. However I am sure they will use this evidence against you.

Signed,

Fatty bo beep

Did you just insinuate that Nathan performs sexual favors for his male lawyer?

You are spreading hate there fat stuff - better report yourself.

Or you could just waddle your fucking wide load into the bathroom and slit your wrists now before the stormtroopers come crashing through your door to send you away for a lifetime of anal impaling.

 

[Lift Chief]

Yeah, I am so owned. Hope you have fun when the Canadian police show up on your doorstep. Nice admission of doing drugs too, I am sure that will add credence to your pleas that it was just a joke.

Sorry, I don't find people talking about brutally murdering innocent women funny. Guess I am a stick in the mud. eh.. Dumbasses. All it would have took was saying "I was just joking, newb, I would NEVER kill a woman."

Seems to me Nathan is OWNED because I just send the mail. All because of his pride. Like they say, Pride goeth before the fall....

You're an idiot.

 

[MarthaStewart]

No, you are. Phhhhtttt

Lift Chief OWNED by Hefty Henderson on 8/8/03

 

[Mactep]

Thats great, I am glad your his special little princess. I bet you preform special little princess favors for him too. Nice that you can do drugs there I guess. Perhaps that is why Canada isn't near the superpower that the US is. Still, when you come out of the closet and start killing women I can laugh and know that I preformed my humanitarian duty and you can pay all those expensive law fees and princess favors to try to get yourself off the hook. However I am sure they will use this evidence against you.

Signed,

Fatty bo beep