Things I learned from my first work trip:

[nefertiti]

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[the_clockwork]

pics of boobs

 

[jack sparrow]

A couple thousand more trips and you will be dead inside, just like me.

 

[nefertiti]

pics of boobs

lol....there were like five or six people patrolling the isles during the sex scene making sure that didn't happen. But I was so stunned (just didn't expect it) that I was tempted.

The girl in the scene had to be of age but she looked 16. MAYBE.

 

[all the whey]

 

[nimbus]

i love NYC. what other restaurants did you hit?

 

[nefertiti]

A couple thousand more trips and you will be dead inside, just like me.

No chance I do this long enough to get there lol. Like I said...a couple years max.

 

[the_clockwork]

post pics of boobs

 

[jack sparrow]

No chance I do this long enough to get there lol. Like I said...a couple years max.

I said that.

We all said that.

 

[all the whey]

lol

Nerf thinks the guy searched her bag only to see her sexy pantys because she is sooo sexxy.

 

[nefertiti]

i love NYC. what other restaurants did you hit?

That was the only one. During the day thurs and today I was at the office. I think I am going up again next week, though. Suggestions?

 

[Lestat]

pics of boobs

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[nefertiti]

lol

Nerf thinks the guy searched her bag only to see her sexy pantys because she is sooo sexxy.

Not really - it was some older woman who told him to do it. he just made a point to lift up my underwear in the process. Don't really care why, I wanted to slap the shit out of him.

 

[swole]

A couple thousand more trips and you will be dead inside, just like me.

He's right. Eventually you'll be giving people tips on airport parking, what food is good in what terminal, what seats to take on each type of plane, how to slip through security all smoove-like as if u was jello, what famous buildings you can see on specific flights, stuff like that.

ps. lol @ u for not knowing the 3-1-1 carry-on rule!!! HAHHAAH!!!

 

[nefertiti]

ps. lol @ u for not knowing the 3-1-1 carry-on rule!!! HAHHAAH!!!

Seriously...that was my fault there. But I've flown recently with the same effing shampoo and NEVER had it called out.

 

[swole]

lol

Nerf thinks the guy searched her bag only to see her sexy pantys because she is sooo sexxy.

the TSA are the most miserable people on earth. i'd imagine they are so miserable they don't even have a sex drive. nefertits doesn't know this. yet. or how it's bad etiquette to take a massive dump on a small embraer since everyone in the plane will smell it.

 

[jack sparrow]

Seriously...that was my fault there. But I've flown recently with the same effing shampoo and NEVER had it called out.

Stuff will get missed from time to time. I once had a butter knife that accidentally made it into luggage from the hotel place setting get confiscated at the airport. About six of them stood around and marveled at the leader waving it in the air as if it was fucking Excalibur.



Yet I was alowed to carry on a pair of four inch scissors that Columbo and company didn't notice.

 

[nefertiti]

or how it's bad etiquette to take a massive dump on a small embraer since everyone in the plane will smell it.

Ooops....

All in due time...right?

BTW - What's the tipping etiquette for limo drivers? I felt like such a noob, so I erred on the side of generous.

 

[the_clockwork]

post pics of tits

 

[nefertiti]

post pics of tits

Relentless!!!

Ok ok ok. Boobs:

 

[all the whey]

 

[Raptorex]

SOHO & the villiage is where its at

 

[all the whey]

SOHO & the villiage is where its at

A guy with this nice and toasty fireplace definately knows WHERE ITS AT!!!!

 

[Raptorex]

A guy with this nice and toasty fireplace definately knows WHERE ITS AT!!!!

but I am speaking of where all the "creative" people live

 

[princesa]

SOHO & the villiage is where its at

add the Meatpacking District to the list...now thats where its at

 

[Raptorex]

add the Meatpacking District to the list...now thats where its at

who are you and do you want to Meat tonite?

 

[swole]

bout six of them stood around and marveled at the leader waving it in the air as if it was fucking Excalibur.

lmfao

 

[Lestat]

Relentless!!!

Ok ok ok. Boobs:

good bro material

 

[heavy_duty]

how old are you titi?

 

[Smurfy]

nefertits, none of these guys are travelling in limos honey.
i have always done 25% min.

 

[nefertiti]

how old are you titi?

recently turned two six.

(thanks smurf, I think I gave at least that)

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I am a pro at traveling now. Platnum on AA. Got the airport down a science. Going to Autin in Jan for a sales conference I have 150k miles and 32 segments this year on AA alone. FYI if it is over 3 ounces of liquid you cant carry it on, but you can check it

 

[redguru]

the TSA are the most miserable people on earth. i'd imagine they are so miserable they don't even have a sex drive. nefertits doesn't know this. yet. or how it's bad etiquette to take a massive dump on a small embraer since everyone in the plane will smell it.

I like the Embraer 145, get aisle seat on the 2 seat side and hope no one takes the window. That thing hustles for a puddle jumper.