things I find amusing

[Milhouse]

17 y/o white punkass wife beater wearing suburban boys who think they just came Straight Outta Compton.

Fast Food places using regular mayonaise instead of low fat mayo.

Guys on the board who get their boxers in a knot if you don't worship the same politicians or agenda as them.

Guys who go on 10 cycles of roids yet still look like they are natural.

Internet tough guys. Hey its only a computer.


May 1010 I used to be one of those 220 lbs plus guys and you are right. I am glad I wisened up but what about those guys in the gym who are 5'8 and 120lbs of ripped skin and bones walking around with imaginary lat spreads. They are just as bad.

 

[WODIN]

anyone else think it is funny that Joey Fatone from *NSYNC is actually indeed the fat one in the group

or that men have nipples

or that diet dr pepper really does taste just as good as regular dr pepper (and did you know that dr pepper as a trademark really doesn't have the period after the "dr")

I have three nipples.!!!!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

people who try and brake alot when I'm tailgating them....like its gonna make me brake or something.....

walmarts isles get smaller and smaller, yet the shoppers and carts get fatter and fatter.....

 

[vixenbabe]

Men who are are bald but still try and hide it with the OLE COMB OVER TRICK!

 

[Milhouse]

I solved that problem before it developed Vixen, I shaved it all off. Now I am really a baldy

Some more things amusing.

-Chickens have wings but don't fly.

-Atheists who say "Oh my God!"

-the show biz carreer of Pauly Shore

-How everyone thinks Robin Williams is a great actor but he plays the same character over and over whether its a comedy or drama

-todays pro bodybuilders who claim 30-32 inch waists

-Greg Valentino's arms

-the crazy amount of people who go on Jerry Springer and admit they are fucking their sister

-why some people will point out how pro wrestling is fake and the outcome is known yet they will watch shakespeare over and over knowing how those stories turn out as well.

-People who won't watch a movie they loved more than once but will listen to the same stupid song over and over.

-how heroin and cocaine were legal miracles in the 1800's yet you will go to jail for posessing steroids or weed

-people who want to legalize weed yet make tabacco and booze illegal

-media people who report on the "cheating" of athletes using banned substances yet they have had tons of plastic surgery, hair transplants,substance abuse problems(sometimes) and wear tons of makeup to look good for tv

-Parents who slow down traffic by rubbernecking when there is an accident on the other side of the freeway yet don't pay attention to their kids

anti-poverty protesters who put all thier energy into protesting poverty yet never look for a job

-governments who tax the shit out of us, open casinoes yet go after the mob for extortion and rackateering

-politicians that have the public interest at heart and know the problems of the little people yet have never held and actual private sector job

-hate crimes when its clear when you assault anyone regardless of race, religion or sexual orientation it's obvious you hate them anyways

-killing someone then claiming insanity to get a lighter sentence

-How if we don't file a "tax return" we go to jail or get charged a shitload of interest yet the government already has the money as they took it off our paychecks all year.

-how companies can have a quality assurance program yet still make a shitty product

-people who drive to 10 different grocery stores to buy items on sale to save $10 dollars yet they end up using $20 in fuel.

-old ladies in the checkout line at the grocery store and their need to take 10 minutes to pull out 3 pennies
instead of getting 97 cents back.

-women who say they are independant yet they expect you to pay the bills on the date

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[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by Milhouse
I solved that problem before it developed Vixen, I shaved it all off. Now I am really a baldy

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Milhouse- DO not get me wrong...I love bald men with fine shaped heads...BUT THE COMB OVER'S GOTTA GO!

 

[The_Ghost]

Milhouse- DO not get me wrong...I love bald men with fine shaped heads...BUT THE COMB OVER'S GOTTA GO!

Hey thats me! Bald man with a fine shaped head.

I often wonder what the hell some of these dudes with comb overs are thinking. Dont these guys realize that there are a ton o woman out there that love bald heads.

 

[Milhouse]

I know what your talking about BigDawg. Since I took of my hair it seems I have become quite popular.

By the way I never did have a comb over but it was going so since I have always had short hair I said wtf.

 

[The_Ghost]

I know what your talking about BigDawg. Since I took of my hair it seems I have become quite popular.

By the way I never did have a comb over but it was going so since I have always had short hair I said wtf.

Hey bro it was the same deal man for me, mine was short and starting to thin so I said WTF, my little bro did the same thing. Things were great before but damn it just got better for both of us after we shaved it.

But I must say there are some shaved heads that I see that just shouldn't be shaved man.

 

[The_Ghost]

Those stupid little rich kids who act like wanna be thugs carrying around their skate boards flashing gang signs dressing like idiots.