Things HappyScrappy wants

[Nathan]

He wants a plasma screen tv. Big.

He wants a PS2, and an XBox.

He wants a Porsche Turbo.

He wants Heather Locklear.


thanks.

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh man, it is like you read my mind.

speaking of mimes, Heather Locklear is hot hot hot.

 

[Nathan]

HappyScrappy said that, oh man, it is like I read his mind.

speaking of mimes, Heather Locklear is hot hot hot.

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh hell yeah.
like the little brother I never wanted.

 

[Nathan]

oh hell yeah.
like the little brother I never wanted.

Just trying to brighten your day Happy. How am I doing? Would it work better if I removed my pants and maybe wore some sort of novelty cowboy hat, preferably a furry cowboy hat perhaps?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I always wanted an older brother named Sam.
that was when I was little.

now I just want Heather Locklear.

 

[Nathan]

I always wanted an older brother named Sam.
that was when I was little.

now I just want Heather Locklear.

Fortunately for you, I happen to have one Heather Locklear left in my right pocket. If you want her, all you have to do is say the word. Also, I hate to be the one to tell you, but the Easter Bunny is make believe.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I never knew the joy of being excited for false idols.
my dad thought it was wrong to lie to his kid and always told me straight off that the easter bunny, santa, the tooth fairy, etc were all really just my parents.
I still got excited over the idea of what I would *get*, but I didn't give a shit about the story behind it.

I've always believed in Heather Locklear.

 

[Nathan]

What part of Heather Locklear do you believe in the most?

 

[HappyScrappy]

What part of Heather Locklear do you believe in the most?

ass all the way

 

[Nathan]

ass all the way

What part of the ass specifically? I've gone ahead and taken off my pants I feel I should mention at this point.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm gonna be leaving this thread now.

 

[Nathan]

I'm gonna be leaving this thread now.

Good. Frankly, I don't know what ever made you think you were welcome on this thread in the first place. Asshole.

 

[TheProject]

What part of the ass specifically? I've gone ahead and taken off my pants I feel I should mention at this point.

I'm sure your roomate's happy about that.

sorry, couldn't be helped.

 

[Nathan]

I'm sure your roomate's happy about that.

sorry, couldn't be helped.

Unless my roommate is Heather Locklear which i highly doubt then I'm not seeing a connection. Asshole.