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homingpigeon
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Hahahahahahaha. She's fucked. Literally and figuratively.
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homingpigeon
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But yes. It does happen like that. Well, like what?
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I thought the videos were way too calm and put together!! Sorry man! Lol I had a relatively short labour and gave up my desire for drug free after the first 30 mins but I didn't look anything like the lovely ladies in the video!
Creepusmaximus
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I saw one guy freaking out, wanted to slap the crap out of him. Video two was of a lady who gave birth like a cow, her big ass up in the air as she laid across the bed while standing up. Looked just like a calf being pushed out by a cow.
Short answer to your question is no it won't be like the videos each situation will have it's own fun. LOL. My friends wife chowed down on like 2 lbs of cherries on the way to the hospital, he said the effect was like a horror movie as her head spun around and projectile vomited cherries all over everyone.
OH BTW make sure you get the mirror so your lovely wife/girl friend/??? gets to see all the action. For real they have a big ass mirror on wheels.
Short answer to your question is no it won't be like the videos each situation will have it's own fun. LOL. My friends wife chowed down on like 2 lbs of cherries on the way to the hospital, he said the effect was like a horror movie as her head spun around and projectile vomited cherries all over everyone.
OH BTW make sure you get the mirror so your lovely wife/girl friend/??? gets to see all the action. For real they have a big ass mirror on wheels.
Creepusmaximus
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The way prego women eat look out if they push a turd out, gonna be something to asspire too.
"Push Honey, look it's Mr. Hankey"
lol I was kidding. one way out
fuck you faggot
All joking aside, it does scare the hell out of me. Mainly not being able to do anything, besides being the bedside whipping boy, being the worst.
homingpigeon
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Hahahahaha. Ain't this the truth.
When my X gave birth to our daughter... labor went so fast the doctor didn't even have time to change. Needless to say, he forgot to hold a little back pressure on the infants head and things went quicker then they should have. Baby shot out and hit the floor (she is fine) causing split in my x's love parts that i could drive a truck through. Ouch!!
They did a good job sewing her up. But things just weren't the same after that. (not the reason we split, fyi)
mistaballoonhands
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That feeling of helplessness is tough for guys...
mistaballoonhands
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WTF! Support that perineum! I'm talking Vulcan death grip that gouche!
homingpigeon
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I know right? Every good Paramedic on the planet knows that ... let alone a MD. Oh well. All involved are fine now.
Haha me neither! However, most of my friends have said that it's pretty much a breeze with an epidural, mine didn't work the way I thought it would so zwhit mention to her to prepare and pay attention to the pain management part, if anything. Just in case, so she doesn't get into the middle of it and fall apart. That way she's prepared and can have a good experience and not a traumatic one if things go a bit wrong. I had pitocin so I think my contractions were a bit more intense than they would have been otherwise. It'll be fine! Good luck to you guys zwhit!
I told them I didn't want the mirror. It was better for me without it.
zeosim
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My wife had an epidural and she went from agonizing pain, not talking, barely able to move to laughing, talking and acting like she was barely in labour. I was pretty impressed by the effectiveness especially since the girl next to us didnt get it and sounded like she was being murdered lol
stage three episiotomy (sp?) ftw
seriously tho...epidural...tho for my last I had a strange salad plate sized spot on my belly not go numb..hurt like hell in the one spot but nothing compared to the pelvic bones seperating excruciating horror previously
ENJOY!
seriously tho...epidural...tho for my last I had a strange salad plate sized spot on my belly not go numb..hurt like hell in the one spot but nothing compared to the pelvic bones seperating excruciating horror previously
ENJOY!
i should have
^^^These are the horrible things the videos and NO ONE ELSE tells you!!
mistaballoonhands
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lol, EF paramedics are the best. I love you guys.
homingpigeon
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Just to be clear. I'm not a medic. But if it makes u love me...how hard could it be?
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mistaballoonhands
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No worries bro. They're all the same to me anyway.
I'm putting us some pre-labor cycles together now. What would you recommend?
I need one for myself also if the bros would chime in.
billfred
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Awesome, I don't have to go in for a reversal.
WTF!?! when mom had my brother they gave her a laxative and shaved her all up(and then she didnt dilate and needed a C-section lololo), that was over 30 years ago, do they not do that beforehand anymore?
LOLOL bad bro material but LOLOL
THIS x1000
I was thinking the exact same thing, cringing at just the thought of assuming a fetal position for that epidural, fuck no, oh God
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