there is mad douchbaggery in this thread...

[GoldenDelicious]

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.blogspot.com/

sour bastard

 

[Gymgurl]

HA....funny thing is the one guy looks like swole LOL

 

[KillahBee]

first off, lmao at how angry that guy is at his lack of poonani.

second, some of those girls are kind of busted (like theat first pale ass one).

but still, lol

 

[pintoca]

damn, I'm loling at many things from that site. To name a few:

Douchenstein vs. Doucheula
Guido Douche (the guy with the spiked hair and fashion shades, wore invariably at night)
Motor-Douche... I could not avoid thinking of curling

 

[hamstershaver]

lol at guido douche

 

[GoldenDelicious]

first off, lmao at how angry that guy is at his lack of poonani.

second, some of those girls are kind of busted (like theat first pale ass one).

but still, lol

what do you mean, "kind of"?

the two blondes in the first pic are thick bodied beerwench types. 5-6/10 at most only because saturday night youngish blondes are fun

girl number 2 with the spreadleg shit happening has a manky face, i get the feeling that that was actually a good photo of her. also, her bod is chewed up bubblegum. 5-6/10 max, again.

the 3 set that guido douche is working on score maybe a 6 (wtf is up with the teeth?) then 4 (hate that english muffin face, lots of tourists round here have that) then 6.5 IF girl on right has a decent bod...but her left boob looks like a still photo of Niagra Falls atm...still, best of the lot.

the horror movie chick on the left either has a cookie monster eye or a lazy eye, cant decide which is worse, or shed be a 6.5, and the blonde on the right has a humungous torso, and you just KNOW that shes gonna remind you of a xylophone when shes naked. give her a 6.5 as well, why not, i like blondes.

peroxide "go bob!" chicks are much better...one on the left has a tight bod but boring face...give her a 7 maybe even up to an 8 if tahts just a horrendous face shot. peroxide on the right has a nicer face but kinda has a beerdrinkers gut so she gets a 7 max also.

goth guy with the weird red shit on his eyes is doing much better...one on the left is closer to my type and gets an 8. one on the right...cant see properly, but looks well proportioned/skin blah blah...cant see her getting less than a 7 unless her face is mangled when relaxed.

blonde in the gold top...okay. i like her. shes over 8. which is good. cause im not a child molester

girl with the poop stain on her forehead is a 6, but since she has to be NASTY in bed (what with a poop fingerprint on display) she gets a bonus point

next pic with the 2 asians...ech. not a fan of asians. 5s, tops. the blonde on the right is a lot better, she gets a 7, because she tried to bunny ear the douche holding her

shocker part 1 reads 6 6 6 7 (cant see, the 7 might be an 8, not bad really...but the others? ech) and shocker part 2 has a pair of 5s, which, like in poker, means you dont win shit.

douchebag1 must be on a hell of a dry spell to be so angry at those pics...poor guy. he must live nearby

 

[KillahBee]

I was being "nice". tee hee

top 2 blonde chicks are 5's. the one on the left has the weirdest shaped midsection I've seen in a while. disproportionate

pale wonder bread chick in the next pic is a 3

the 3 set with guido douche is collectively horrible - the one on the right has a terrible boob job too

the two set with Johnny Popacollar - the one on the left needs to take a nap and figure out the whole "getting both eyes on the same page" concept. the one on the right is actually decent, relatively speaking - a 6 maybe

Two piggies with "Bob" are 4-5's

Goth douche seemed to get a few decent ones. 6's perhaps

Next chick is waaay to thin for me, but not terrible. a 5+ maybe?

Smirking douche is actually with a dude. I think

3-set with molesting douche is horrid. looks like cheap vietnamese handjob hookers

The group of gals in the next pic looks like a "special children" field trip

last pic looks like the chick on the right could be a 6, depending...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I was being "nice". tee hee

top 2 blonde chicks are 5's. the one on the left has the weirdest shaped midsection I've seen in a while. disproportionate

pale wonder bread chick in the next pic is a 3

the 3 set with guido douche is collectively horrible - the one on the right has a terrible boob job too

the two set with Johnny Popacollar - the one on the left needs to take a nap and figure out the whole "getting both eyes on the same page" concept. the one on the right is actually decent, relatively speaking - a 6 maybe

Two piggies with "Bob" are 4-5's

Goth douche seemed to get a few decent ones. 6's perhaps

Next chick is waaay to thin for me, but not terrible. a 5+ maybe?

Smirking douche is actually with a dude. I think

3-set with molesting douche is horrid. looks like cheap vietnamese handjob hookers

The group of gals in the next pic looks like a "special children" field trip

last pic looks like the chick on the right could be a 6, depending...

id post my rating scale here but its a bit...graphic i dont think we're on the same page with the ratings

cant believe you dont like gold top girl. i love girls that look like that, there are NONE where i live. i only meet those ones on vacation...which is probably why i like them so much

 

[KillahBee]

id post my rating scale here but its a bit...graphic i dont think we're on the same page with the ratings

cant believe you dont like gold top girl. i love girls that look like that, there are NONE where i live. i only meet those ones on vacation...which is probably why i like them so much

There are a lot of them around her and where I grew up. I don't like her grill.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

leave me alone killah, youve seen the girls where i grew up. there arent many nordic blondes we get all the mud races here

now im all insecure

(not. really. lol)

 

[KillahBee]

leave me alone killah, youve seen the girls where i grew up. there arent many nordic blondes we get all the mud races here

now im all insecure

(not. really. lol)

lololol.

yeah dude, you're playing on a different level over there.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lololol.

yeah dude, you're playing on a different level over there.

yeah i know. difficulty is on "inhuman" and the prizes arent as good

but its ok. ill be vacationing again soon

 

[Becoming]

dude I think this is the first green I ever gave you.

hilarious site.