The worst tanning lotion EVER

[Tenoch]

So I bought this product "Soul" by Designer Skin. I've been using their Worship line with good results so I figured I'd jump up to their most expensive product..assuming it was the best. It has a tingler in it so I was expecting a little redness..but I was literally red as in the color of a coca cola can for about an hour afterwards. I think..whatever, it has a tingler, so the rednes is fine and it will be bronze soon enough. Well...about four hours later I had actually LOST color. I know this for a fact because I've always been a shade or two darker than my roommate and the next day he was significantly darker. That was a week ago..now I'm as pale as I was like 6 weeks ago (been tanning once a week all this time). Going to go in tomorrow and see if I can't get something that will actually work.

 

[USMC fighter]

my buddy thought hed be funny by replacing the hand soap bottle with tanning lotion. lol only my hands were tan for a week, im just glad i didnt jerk off with the stuff!