The "Wodin Is Sooooo Fat" thread

[Ffactor]

Post you own Wodin is so fat jokes. Allow me to begin.

Wodin is so fat the first words out of his mouth were mooooooooooooooo!

 

[WODIN]

I have my own orbit!

 

[WODIN]

That the last time my wife slapped the thigh to ride the wave in she disappeared in the Tsunami!

 

[Y_lifter]

Standing together, he makes Tuc look like Alli McBeal

 

[KillahBee]

You eat a lot.



























BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[coverguy]

Wodin's so fat he jumped up in the air ... and got stuck.

 

[Ffactor]

When they shook hands Tuc got lost in Wodins fist.

 

[bluepeter]

Wodin is so fat, his blood type is Ragu.

 

[Y_lifter]

His shirt size is Extra Extra Buddha

 

[Smurfy]

I heard WODIN is really hot.

 

[Ffactor]

I heard WODIN is really hot.

HAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAA. Best joke ever!

 

[BileStew]

There was this time Wodin was at the beach, he fell over in the sand and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up. He was eventually awakened by a lifeguard who asked him to move back because the tide was waiting to come in.

 

[Y_lifter]

There was this time Wodin was at the beach, he fell over in the sand and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up. He was eventually awakened by a lifeguard who asked him to move back because the tide was waiting to come in.

But first the Lifeguard had to force his way thru the Sea World Rescue team.

 

[Ffactor]

But first the Lifeguard had to force his way thru the Sea World Rescue team.

...because they were confused as to how a hippopotamus had found its way to the beach!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I've never seen what he looks like.....

 

[Y_lifter]

I've never seen what he looks like.....

Picture Andre' the Giant..... only not as good looking..

 

[BileStew]

Picture Andre' the Giant..... only not as good looking..

Or better yet, picture Delta Burke without the blue chiffon dress.