the Werd drinking game

[p0ink]

whenever she posts about a new guy she fell in love with, take a drink and say a prayer for him.

whenever she posts giving relationship advice, take a drink and do the opposite.

whenever she talks about bringing back numerous, strange men to her apartment, take a drink and feel bad for her kids.

whenever she talks about her job as a stripper, take a drink and try very hard to think of something else.

whenever she talks about her former ex-husband, take a drink and nominate him for a medal.

whenever she posts about meeting some guy off of EF and the sex they have, take a drink and remember to schedule a blood test.

whenever she posts anything on the 'between the sheets', take a drink and gouge your eyes out.

whenever she posts some outrageous and incredible story, take a drink and pray she gets the help she needs.

 

[jerseyart]

What's your problem?

What's wrong honey, she refuse to return one of your PM's?

Please lecture the group on over the top posting. That should amuse everyone

 

[p0ink]

her latest beau speaks.

too bad you cant access the archives

 

[Deleted member 33117]

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLe!!!!

::throws some popcorn in the microwave and sits back in his chair to watch::

 

[hamstershaver]

lol

 

[coverguy]

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLe!!!!

::throws some popcorn in the microwave and sits back in his chair to watch::

What Rumble with no B's? Use them all up in your screenname? jk

no popcorn, fat-free sodium-free pretzels.

 

[Dial_tone]

cold, mang......cold

 

[Code]

ROTMFFLMAO!!!!

What Rumble with no B's? Use them all up in your screenname? jk

no popcorn, fat-free sodium-free pretzels.

 

[jestro]

Funny as hell. Intresting to note Jerseys lack of the sense of humor is the same as Werd's. Hmmm, you never see them at them same place at once either...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Funny as hell. Intresting to note Jerseys lack of the sense of humor is the same as Werd's. Hmmm, you never see them at them same place at once either...

No, JerseyArt and I chat off and on via the phone. He is definately a man, unless werd has been using a gram of test a week.

 

[from zero]

Oh shit.

 

[p0ink]

whenever werd makes a post, take a drink and remember the time she was drunk with her moderator power and banned and threatened to ban some of the best people on this site.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

cold, mang......cold

WERD

 

[Werd]

whenever she posts about a new guy she fell in love with, take a drink and say a prayer for him..

In 4 years I have had 3 bf's.

whenever she posts giving relationship advice, take a drink and do the opposite..

Too bad my threads aren't nearly as interesting as your political threads.

whenever she talks about bringing back numerous, strange men to her apartment, take a drink and feel bad for her kids..

Please post that link.

whenever she talks about her job as a stripper, take a drink and try very hard to think of something else...

Must suck to be ignored by a beautiful woman, eh?

whenever she talks about her former ex-husband, take a drink and nominate him for a medal...

You fan of OJ Simspon? NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE.

whenever she posts about meeting some guy off of EF and the sex they have, take a drink and remember to schedule a blood test...

I had one relationship with one EF member since I have been here.

whenever she posts anything on the 'between the sheets', take a drink and gouge your eyes out...

Its ok to admit that you lack skill darlin'. We love you anyways.

whenever she posts some outrageous and incredible story, take a drink and pray she gets the help she needs.

Is that the best you can do?

Stick to politics Darlin. At least with that topic you *might* amuse SOME people.

One word to describe your attempts at humor:

LAME

 

[MrMuscle]

Man, im glad i dont drink

 

[bran987]

poink while I was laughing at your post my girlfriend thought I was laughing about whatever she is talking about on the post
seriously outloud dude that was funny true or not

 

[Werd]

whenever werd makes a post, take a drink and remember the time she was drunk with her moderator power and banned and threatened to ban some of the best people on this site.

How come YOU are still here then?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Then skip to the next thread.

 

[p0ink]

In 4 years I have had 3 bf's.

Too bad my threads aren't nearly as interesting as your political threads.

Please post that link.

Must suck to be ignored by a beautiful woman, eh?

You fan of OJ Simspon? NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE.

I had one relationship with one EF member since I have been here.

Its ok to admit that you lack skill darlin'. We love you anyways.

Is that the best you can do?

Stick to politics Darlin. At least with that topic you *might* amuse SOME people.

One word to describe your attempts at humor:

LAME

wow, did the boom boom room put internet access in the VIP massage area?

 

[Werd]

wow, did the boom boom room put internet access in the VIP massage area?

*yawn*

 

[jerseyart]

Werd

This is a politcal thread. Poink is doing his best "why conservative right wing wind bags don't get laid, and are all really closet homosexuals" routine.

The only scary part is how much time he obviously spent putting it together

 

[BileStew]

Fuck you ROMO!!!

 

[Werd]

LOL @Jersey and Romo!


*taps microphone*

*loud squeal*


POINK... ARE YOU TAKING NOTES HERE?!

 

[p0ink]

Werd

This is a politcal thread. Poink is doing his best "why conservative right wing wind bags don't get laid, and are all really closet homosexuals" routine.

The only scary part is how much time he obviously spent putting it together

then you must be doing your best imitation of a desperate fat man, who looks like he was conceived by two inbred parents with down syndrome, and who is desperate enough to fuck around with washed up hookers they meet on an online fitness site.

and one more thing, it took less than 2 minutes to write up that game, because she has just oh-so-much to work with.

 

[gymrat]

kick his ass sea bass.

 

[EnderJE]

And I thought that everyone got along...


..."WHERE'S THE LOVE?"

 

[Werd]

then you must be doing your best imitation of a desperate fat man, who looks like he was conceived by two inbred parents with down syndrome, and who is desperate enough to fuck around with washed up hookers they meet on an online fitness site.

and one more thing, it took less than 2 minutes to write up that game, because she has just oh-so-much to work with.

I guess you told him but good.

 

[MAX 300]

This thread should be titled "The misogyny of p0ink"