The Unluckiest Day Ever

[pursuit]

Lost a considerable sum of cash.
Wheel fell of my car in the middle of rush hour.
Lost important solicitors warning letter.
And finally, Bumped my head on the front door there and its bleeding quite bad.


Just thought I'd share. And another thing, I was born on Friday the 13th!!

 

[pursuit]

One more thing, my dad found my spunk lying on the floor beside is computer!

 

[Dial_tone]

wow, stay away from me....k anyway.

 

[jaded]

Sounds like a shitty day. I hope tomorrow is better for you.

 

[jerkbox]

One more thing, my dad found my spunk lying on the floor beside is computer!

lmao

 

[EnderJE]

At least you didn't wake up with a dude's cock in your ass. That would be a pretty shitty way to start your day.

...Not that anything is wrong with it.

 

[wootoom]

sorry to hear that bro. luck will come yor way