The Ultimate Protein Powder ----> Russian Bear 5000

[AAP]

You ever looked at the label back there? Contains 5000 calories. 269 grams of protein. Hellacious high carbs.


Oh yeah... they recommend you use one GALLON of milk to make it with. No joke. Shit, I don't even know of a blender than can handle one gallon of liquid plus the shovel full of powder you have to put in it.

This is like your entire daily caloric intake in shake form.

Somebody dig it up and post a pic of that shit. We know Tuc drinks two a day.

 

[Dial_tone]

is that the vasily dude in the caveman suit with the bad hairpiece?

 

[georgie24]

how does it taste? you would need an industrial sized blender no?

 

[Dial_tone]

my blender will hold 24 oz of milk and 6 scoops of powder but no more.

 

[p0ink]

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[p0ink]

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THAT"S RIGHT, BITCH!

 

[Burning_Inside]

O man i tried russian bear way back when, i love the taste of that stuff. it's got a weird likeable texture to it, its good good stuff.

 

[canadianhitman]

Hmm....a gallon of milk, 5000 calories, and 269g of low-grade protein

Can you say 'shit like a goose' ???

 

[AAP]

Can you say 'shit like a goose' ???

lol!!! my mother used that saying all the time.

 

[hardrock]

What ya get about 2 serving per jug?

 

[AAP]

O man i tried russian bear way back when, i love the taste of that stuff. it's got a weird likeable texture to it, its good good stuff.

Did it work?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

how big is the serving size?

 

[milo hobgoblin]

ROFL 1992 called and wants it crappy high calorie protien shit back.

I dotn miss the days of "uber super secret Russian" products.. what a load of shit..

more like.. "uber super secret neverending supplies of great steroids"

 

[string_bean00]

how big is the serving size?

.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Did it work?

no idea it was back in the day when i didn;t know much about anything.

 

[coldblue1955]

where can i get some?

 

[sconoscuito]

how many servings per one contrainer

 

[vansmack2000]

Blowing Mud big time

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

one serving per container
http://www.allegromedical.com/dieta..._5000_weight_gainer_vanilla_ice_cream.P196664

 

[AAP]

$20 per day, that is over $600 per month. My bill for real food isn't that high.

 

[sconoscuito]

yea fuck that. and them

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