The ulitmate Fuck up would be?

[WODIN]

This:


SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio (AP) -- A Cleveland woman has told police she picked the winning numbers for the $162 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot but lost the ticket before the drawing, according to a police report.

Elecia Battle told police she dropped her purse as she left the Quick Shop Food Mart last week after buying the ticket. She said she realized after the drawing last Tuesday that the ticket was missing.

The Ohio Lottery said the winning ticket was sold at the store, about 15 miles east of Cleveland.

After news of Battle's police report spread Monday night, several people wielding flashlights walked through snow and braved frigid temperatures to try to find the ticket in the store parking lot.

"I decided to come back to see if I could find the winning ticket," said LaVerne Coleman, 57, who says she would keep the winnings if she found the ticket.

Police say Battle was in tears when she came to the station Friday to file the report and did not hesitate when asked to write down the winning numbers.

"We don't believe that she's fabricating it, but there's no real way of knowing other than going on her word," Lt. Kevin Nieter told Cleveland's WEWS-TV on Monday.

Nieter said information Battle knew about when the ticket was bought and how the numbers were picked make her story credible. She told police that the numbers -- 12, 18, 21, 32 and 46 and Mega Ball 49 -- represented family birthdays and ages.

The winning ticket was sold to someone who chose the numbers, not someone who let the machine pick.

Messages left with the police department seeking comment were not immediately returned.

Battle could not immediately be reached for comment. There was no telephone listing for her.

Nieter said Battle may be out of luck if someone else picked up the lone winning ticket.

"Whoever has the ticket has the right to stake the claim to the winning jackpot. You can file all the police reports you want but it's not going to help," he said.

Ohio Lottery spokeswoman Mardele Cohen said that if someone else came in with the ticket, Battle could try to get a temporary restraining order in court to block the winnings from being paid.

The winner has six months from the drawing to claim the largest jackpot in state history. If the money isn't claimed by June 27, it goes to Ohio and 10 other states that participate in the game.

 

[Ffactor]

Vixi!

 

[onerepmaximum]

That's my luck.

 

[Y_lifter]

I saw them rooting along a highway in the dark looking for it
on the news this AM...

I bet her Man is pissed....

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

When I was in high school in NY, a group of our teachers would pool their money and buy lottery tickets every... some weekday - I think it was a Wednesday, but it really doesn't matter.

They would give the money to one teacher, and she would go out and buy the tickets.

This one teacher would always write the number she was going to pick up on the board at the beginning of the week.
We always joked with her that we were going to go out and buy the ticket out from under her - and she would always counter that it would have to be our parents since we were too young.
She would then follow by saying that if she won, she would never come back and wouldn't miss any of us.

Anyway, one Monday she wrote her numbers up on the board.
She then came down sick that day and was out the rest of the week.
Nobody collected the lottery money, and nobody went out and bought tickets.

The number that she had written on the board was the winning lotto number series - the full thing.
At the time that would have been a crapload of money - but I don't recall exactly how much.
It was over $10 million, but I don't know by how much.

That right there will always remind me to never be a teacher.

 

[WODIN]

LMAO!

Oh shit...thats fucked up.

 

[from zero]

lol

 

[Fragadelic]

Anyway, one Monday she wrote her numbers up on the board.
She then came down sick that day and was out the rest of the week.

Never be a teacher? What other profession could you get three paid months off every year, every holiday imaginable and blow off a week sick as well?

 

[CipherLock]

I left some pork chops on the counter too long and had to toss them out. That's as bad as it gets.

 

[beastboy]

Never be a teacher? What other profession could you get three paid months off every year, every holiday imaginable and blow off a week sick as well?

And still be poor!

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Never be a teacher? What other profession could you get three paid months off every year, every holiday imaginable and blow off a week sick as well?

My fiancee is a teacher. Cute kids, but I could never do it. I'd constantly be throwing shit through the windows.

 

[CipherLock]

My fiancee is a teacher. Cute kids, but I could never do it.

You mean teaching ..... right?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

You mean teaching ..... right?

LOL - yeah. I taught when I was in college - computer stuff to little kids. I could never do that full time.

 

[IJ26]

youve gotta be kidding me that sucks

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Also in high school my friend's father was going into an A+ specifically to buy a lottery ticket. Not sure if they still have them, but I would assume so - they were very popular then - but they were a scratch and win card - not the "pick a number kind" but you just scratched off everything on the card. You could win up to $50K.

When he got to the glass door, he saw in the reflection behind him his son's baseball coach walking up, so he opened the door and let him in first and then followed.

The coach walked up to the counter ahead of the guy and bought the same type of lottery ticket that this guy was going to - and he won... $50K.

Had he not opened that door, he would have won.

I imagine with things like the lottery there are a million stories of near misses like that. Or I guess they should be called near wins.

 

[CipherLock]

I hate not winning the lotto, but I guess buying the tickets would help.

 

[SlavikHavik]

OH SHIT!
that sucks

 

[BileStew]

Don't know if many remember this little doozy from NJ.

The guy who mailed in his winning lottery ticket for 46 million with a day left to claim it?

Well, he used to work for me. In NJ you have 365 days from the time the winning numbers were announced to claim your prize. The 46 million won went unclaimed until it was announced in the newspaper. People went nuts looking for their old tickets and such. Well this guy mailed in his ticket claiming it was sitting in his drawer and he forgot about it. How the hell you forget about 46 million is beyond me.

Anyway, he mailed it in, the press made a big deal out of it and he retired with his wife. Well...............................................

Word gets around the office that so and so was the winner and whispers start. The whispers got louder that so and so purpsosely hid the ticket because he went in with 5 others from work and didn't want them to know. The 5 who supposedly went in with him more than likely threw their copies of the winning numbers away or he never gave the numbers to them.

Needless to say he was or still taken to court. I have no idea what has happened since I no longer work there.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Someone turned the lottery ticket in. They're not saying yet if it was the girl who originally lost it or if someone else found it. I wonder if she will get the money if someone else turned the ticket in.

 

[WODIN]

Someone turned the lottery ticket in. They're not saying yet if it was the girl who originally lost it or if someone else found it. I wonder if she will get the money if someone else turned the ticket in.

Someone turned in a valid ticket for the $162 million Mega Millions multistate lottery jackpot, the Ohio Lottery said Tuesday, a day after a woman claimed she lost the winning ticket outside the convenience store where it was sold.

Ohio Lottery spokeswoman Mardele Cohen said the winner would be revealed at an 11:30 a.m. EST press conference. Cohen would not comment on whether the winner was Elecia Battle, the woman who filed a police report saying she lost the ticket last week.

Battle told police she dropped her purse as she left the Quick Shop Food Mart last week after buying the ticket. She said she realized after the drawing last Tuesday that the ticket was missing.

The Ohio Lottery said the winning ticket was sold at the store, about 15 miles east of Cleveland.

About 30 people with flashlights searched for the ticket Monday night outside the store after a police report Battle filed became public.

 

[gonelifting]

I never check my tickets. I don`t buy that much, If it`s 40-50 million AND I`m at the store I`ll buy 5 tickets for the hell of it. BUT I never check to see if I won anything. I figure I`ll know if someone won from around where I live then I`ll check. lol

I put the tickets away in a drawer and they pile up and EXPIRE I have about 50-60 tickets from months and months sometimes a year or 2 and I throw them out.

 

[IhateOsama]

No. The ultimate fuck up would be to find out WODIN is really an obese, hairy 49 year old single mom with tits hanging down her knees and who trolls EF to pick up on 2O/30 something guys and actually got one of them to her dark house and they banged her silly and in the darkness she yelled, "Oh Bullit your the best except for Ffactor!"

 

[WODIN]

Finders Keepers...

- A woman turned in the winning $162 million Mega Millions lottery ticket Tuesday, saying she came forward sooner than planned because she was angered by another woman's claim that she bought the ticket and lost it.

Rebecca Jemison, a hospital worker from South Euclid, turned in the ticket for the 11-state jackpot at Ohio Lottery headquarters, officials said. The lottery validated it Tuesday morning as the sole winning ticket for the Dec. 30 drawing.

"I think I checked it about five or six times to make sure to see was it real," Jemison said at a news conference at lottery headquarters.

She said she told her mother even before telling her husband. "Being a mama's girl I wanted to share the news with my mama first," she said.

She also talked to an attorney and an accountant before turning in the ticket.

Jemison took the immediate cash payment option, which is $94 million before taxes. After taxes, the lump sum payment is an estimated $67.2 million. She and her husband said their only definite plan is to relocate.

In the meantime, "I haven't had any sleep so hopefully when everything dies down I can get a, definitely a good night's rest."

She was accompanied by her husband, Sam. They have a 12-year-old daughter.

Earlier, a Cleveland woman, Elecia Battle, 40, had filed a police report saying she lost the ticket last week. Police said her story was credible, but lottery officials said whoever turns in a valid ticket is legally entitled to the winnings.

Jemison said she was not worried about Battle's claim because she knew she had a valid ticket.

"First of all I want to clear up a few things that have come out in the press. One of them is that I've been playing these numbers for about two years," she said.

Ohio Lottery Director Dennis Kennedy said officials were sure that Jemison is the rightful owner of the ticket, saying she provided a receipt from the convenience store marking the time the ticket was sold.

Kennedy said he would let police handle Battle's claim.

Jemison said Battle's story motivated her to turn in the ticket.

"I was angry at first but not worried at all," Jemison said. "I knew what I possessed."

Battle's lawyer, Sheldon Starke, did not immediately return a call seeking comment on the lottery's announcement. He had said Battle intended to make a case that the winning ticket was lost property.

Battle told police that the numbers -- 12, 18, 21, 32 and 46 and Mega Ball 49 -- represented family birthdays and ages.

Jemison said she picked the numbers at random and only played them for large jackpots.

South Euclid police Lt. Kevin Nietert said he had not been able to reach Battle and her attorney by phone.

He said that if it was later determined there was a lack of truthfulness, police could consider criminal charges. The charge could be filing a false police report, a misdemeanor punishable by 30 days to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine, he said.

The biggest single-ticket winner in the world is Jack Whittaker Jr. of West Virginia. He won a $314.9 million jackpot in Powerball in December 2002.A woman turned in the winning $162 million Mega Millions lottery ticket Tuesday, saying she came forward sooner than planned because she was angered by another woman's claim that she bought the ticket and lost it.

Rebecca Jemison, a hospital worker from South Euclid, turned in the ticket for the 11-state jackpot at Ohio Lottery headquarters, officials said. The lottery validated it Tuesday morning as the sole winning ticket for the Dec. 30 drawing.

"I think I checked it about five or six times to make sure to see was it real," Jemison said at a news conference at lottery headquarters.

She said she told her mother even before telling her husband. "Being a mama's girl I wanted to share the news with my mama first," she said.

She also talked to an attorney and an accountant before turning in the ticket.

Jemison took the immediate cash payment option, which is $94 million before taxes. After taxes, the lump sum payment is an estimated $67.2 million. She and her husband said their only definite plan is to relocate.

In the meantime, "I haven't had any sleep so hopefully when everything dies down I can get a, definitely a good night's rest."

She was accompanied by her husband, Sam. They have a 12-year-old daughter.

Earlier, a Cleveland woman, Elecia Battle, 40, had filed a police report saying she lost the ticket last week. Police said her story was credible, but lottery officials said whoever turns in a valid ticket is legally entitled to the winnings.

Jemison said she was not worried about Battle's claim because she knew she had a valid ticket.

"First of all I want to clear up a few things that have come out in the press. One of them is that I've been playing these numbers for about two years," she said.

Ohio Lottery Director Dennis Kennedy said officials were sure that Jemison is the rightful owner of the ticket, saying she provided a receipt from the convenience store marking the time the ticket was sold.

Kennedy said he would let police handle Battle's claim.

Jemison said Battle's story motivated her to turn in the ticket.

"I was angry at first but not worried at all," Jemison said. "I knew what I possessed."

Battle's lawyer, Sheldon Starke, did not immediately return a call seeking comment on the lottery's announcement. He had said Battle intended to make a case that the winning ticket was lost property.

Battle told police that the numbers -- 12, 18, 21, 32 and 46 and Mega Ball 49 -- represented family birthdays and ages.

Jemison said she picked the numbers at random and only played them for large jackpots.

South Euclid police Lt. Kevin Nietert said he had not been able to reach Battle and her attorney by phone.

He said that if it was later determined there was a lack of truthfulness, police could consider criminal charges. The charge could be filing a false police report, a misdemeanor punishable by 30 days to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine, he said.

The biggest single-ticket winner in the world is Jack Whittaker Jr. of West Virginia. He won a $314.9 million jackpot in Powerball in December 2002.

 

[IhateOsama]

I think I will try that sometime. Who knows I might get lucky and the winner might lose the ticket.

 

[WODIN]

No. The ultimate fuck up would be to find out WODIN is really an obese, hairy 49 year old single mom with tits hanging down her knees and who trolls EF to pick up on 2O/30 something guys and actually got one of them to her dark house and they banged her silly and in the darkness she yelled, "Oh Bullit your the best except for Ffactor!"

Don't knock it till you've tried it honey.

 

[tiger88]

My fiancee is a teacher. Cute kids, but I could never do it. I'd constantly be throwing shit through the windows.

lol dealin with fucks like myself

 

[-SD-]

She said she told her mother even before telling her husband. "Being a mama's girl I wanted to share the news with my mama first," she said.

She also talked to an attorney and an accountant before turning in the ticket.

Talking to her moma and lawyers first instead of her husband=bad news for the hubby. LOL

 

[TheProject]

Ohio woman apologizes for making up lottery story

CLEVELAND — A woman who told police she bought and lost a lottery ticket worth $162 million all but admitted Thursday she made it up.

“I wanted to win so bad for my kids and my family,” she said tearfully. “I apologize.”

Elecia Battle, 40, said she is dropping her lawsuit over the Mega Millions jackpot that was awarded Tuesday to Rebecca Jemison, 34.

Battle apologized to her husband, Jemison and her attorney.

“I'm not a bad person. I'm really not,” she said. “Everyone has a past.”

Days after the Dec. 30 drawing, Battle filed a police report saying she lost the winning ticket, possibly when she dropped her purse outside a convenience store. She later sued to block Jemison from collecting the jackpot.

Police in South Euclid, where the winning ticket was sold, said Battle probably will be charged with filing a false police report, a misdemeanor punishable by 30 days to six months in prison and a $1,000 fine.

“I think what she's saying is what everybody else is inferring: that she's lying,” Lt. Kevin Nietert said.

The Ohio Lottery said it knew the truth all along.

“We were confident with our decision from the onset to award Rebecca Jemison the $162 million Mega Millions jackpot, and we are pleased that this matter has been resolved,” lottery director Dennis G. Kennedy said.

Battle said she wanted to use the money to help her family and laid-off police officers.

Asked directly if she had lied, Battle's attorney, Sheldon Starke, refused to let her answer.

Battle has a criminal record that includes assault on a clerk and misuse of a credit card.

 

[tiger88]

thabnks for the update

 

[WODIN]

You got project. More on this and other breaking stories after the break.

 

[tiger88]

You got project. More on this and other breaking stories after the break.

u hear about the gay guy who gave head to some other gay guy and they crashed there maiza miata??

 

[WODIN]

u hear about the gay guy who gave head to some other gay guy and they crashed there maiza miata??

One of those search for the decapitated penis stories?

 

[TheProject]

You got project. More on this and other breaking stories after the break.

Further updates as events warrant.

Back to you, Steve.

 

[tiger88]

One of those search for the decapitated penis stories?

lol no he was blowning him and i heard he he nutted and the other guy forgot abvout the wheel and drove into the ditch and hit those cans filled with water