the tuc biscuit limerick thread

[Lao Tzu]

A we lass, biscuit he be
for a bottle of red dragon a good friend is he
as his hand beats the drum
and his tongue moves along
the boy will set himself free

 

[c-sharp minor]

Tuc had a chicken

Tuc had a duck

He took them both to bed

And taught them how to fuck

 

[argent]

There once was a man named tuck
who was attracted to a duck
he fiund his feathery mate
and they went on a date
now tuc and the duck can fuck in the truck

 

[NeverMind]

there once was a lad called Tuc
who wanted to give imnotduch a fuck
but the condom had a hole, and so did Tuc
so he had to do with a suck.

 

[Imnotdutch]

there once was a lad called Tuc
who wanted to give imnotduch a fuck
but the condom had a hole, and so did Tuc
so he had to do with a suck.

Stop imprinting your latest fantasies about Tuc on me. Just tell the big man the way that you feel about him........you never know he might reciprocate.

 

[Ashamed]

i got one

A guru there was called Montana
A midget he had small banana
He preached and he pranced
About how to enhance
despite knowing less than a llama

 

[argent]

llama

 

[Longhorn85]

There once was a poster named nordstrom
who started more threads out of boredom
this one was for tuc
but who gives a fuck
So I'll just write this then ignore them

 

[tuc biscuit]

The right Honourable Tuc was his name
macking women was his game
virgins, good girls, bitches, hos
sluts and slags
To him their all the same

 

[Lao Tzu]

There once was a poster named nordstrom
who started more threads out of boredom
this one was for tuc
but who gives a fuck
So I'll just write this then ignore them

Kofi is not pleased

 

[Ashamed]

elite be home of dem homies
bodybuilders, athletes, and phonies
once a girl called smalls
showed pics of her balls
and tuc biscuit had sex with a monkey