The truth worked!

[38zpop]

See what had happened was...........

I went to the local Walgreens for some pins and the lady at the window did the usual and asked in a smart ass way "what do you need them for?" This is when I finally broke down and told her straight up that I needed them for steroid use. The lady's jaw about dropped and hit the floor. She looked at me and said this was the first time anybody told her the truth and gave me a box of 100 for half price. Shit my jaw about hit the floor when she did that. And to think I used to spend time thinking of some dumb ass excuse to use. Just thought I would pass this on, you never know when the truth works.

 

[Mike P.T.]

are u serious??? hmmm....

 

[gzeus69]

That's funny.

I order them online now - but I used to tell them my dog had a litter of puppies and I was giving them vaccinations to save me the vet bills.

 

[Busterball]

I joked one time and told the guy I was HIV Positive. His jaw droped, my girl got pissed but laughed later outside the store.
Very funny story.

 

[daveyboy]

LOL! You probably put her in a state of shock & she didn't know what the hell to do when you caught her off guard like that!
Good one.

 

[DTOX]

You should have said "HEROIN".

Actually, there's a walgreens in Denver that sells needles to all the junkies...

 

[serge]

i wounder if i can get them if i say i need them to shoot heroin

 

[jstrong20]

i wounder if i can get them if i say i need them to shoot heroin

The sad thing is you probably have a better chance saying that then saying steroids.lol

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

The truth never works. Next time tell her you're practicing for a pre-med lab final. Then ask her what acetaminiphin means.