The Sock Gnome must be found

[Dial_tone]

After my last laundry battle I now have 9 socks missing their mates. I hate not wearing socks.....I wear socks with sandals.

 

[Smurfy]

Im not wearing any socks today. My feet are gonna be a bit cold

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Orb, when we find that Sock Gnome, we are going to fuck him up. I've got a 30 rounder for my ar-15 loaded with 55 grain polymer tiped rounds for his ass.

I swear I lose a sock in ever load of laundry. I must buy 20+ new pairs a year.

I feel your pain orb.

 

[jh1]

I have a one legged midget running around my house... that is for sure. Can find that little son of a bitch.

Wasn't until a few weeks ago that I knew which leg he was missing... my g/f's right shoe has completely vanished.... so now I know..

I am so gonna pummel him...

 

[NLR TJ]

Ha, socks, mine don't stop there, that lil' fucker has been rollin' round with my socks, a set of brand new wife beaters, and a pair of boxer's..

 

[jenscats5]

I totally hat that fucker..... I WANT MY SOCKS BACK!!

 

[gab9681]

Yeah, I really don't understand the Sock Gnome. What is he doing with all my socks? My wife and where the same style socks. So about three months ago we bought about 40 pairs. Last week I did all the laundry and the next day went to throw on a pair of socks and I have 3 pairs left. I check my wife's dresser and she only has 5 pairs. So where the hell did the other 32 pairs of socks go? My brother in law lives with us but he only wears them little short ankle socks, and we have checked all over the house for them. WTF!!! Maybe I have a family of Sock Gnomes living in my place?

 

[Dial_tone]

I bought about 10-12 pair of workout socks all the same so if the sock gnome struck I wouldn't care; I'd just match up two others. Now that lil fucker only steals my dress socks.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

One of life's great mysteries.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'd like to burn the Sock Gnome alive!
I have a washer/dryer @ my house and I still lose my damn sox.

 

[MAX 300]

I don't think there is just one sock gnome, I have a theory there is an army of sock gnomes - like the underpants gnomes.

They live in a large underground layer and have a secret plan:

Stage 1: Collect socks, only one from each pair.

Stage 2:

Stage 3: Profit!

 

[jerkbox]

I don't think there is just one sock gnome, I have a theory there is an army of sock gnomes - like the underpants gnomes.

They live in a large underground layer and have a secret plan:

Stage 1: Collect socks, only one from each pair.

Stage 2:

Stage 3: Profit!

lol....southpark

 

[starfish]

I think the sock gnome is hiding out at my place. I have yet to see Biteme wearing two of the same socks at once....funny as pie though

 

[starfish]

This is biteme, and there's definitely some type of phenomena going on here with the missing socks. It's happens too often to too many people. I'm thinking it's pets. How many of you that are missing socks have cats, dogs, other pets that can get your socks?

 

[Dial_tone]

if I throw my workout shirt on the floor the dog immediately picks it up and shakes his head vigorously.....apparently it's the signal to get my ass in the shower.

 

[deejay10]

This is biteme, and there's definitely some type of phenomena going on here with the missing socks. It's happens too often to too many people. I'm thinking it's pets. How many of you that are missing socks have cats, dogs, other pets that can get your socks?

OH I believe it's an internation mystery. All the little people who steal our socks probably also know the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body, know who was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knowl AND know what really happenend in Roswell, New Mexico.

I think once we capture one of those little guys this world will start to make a whole lot more sense.

 

[RADAR]

This is biteme, and there's definitely some type of phenomena going on here with the missing socks. It's happens too often to too many people. I'm thinking it's pets. How many of you that are missing socks have cats, dogs, other pets that can get your socks?

My cat took my reefer pipe i used to use yrs ago, i swear if i catch that lil sucker high, its into Rehab he goes!


RADAR

 

[Pamela]

Didn't you all know?

Hmm!! Since I'm in the Plumbing business, I guess I know the real truth.

There's this little bitty pipe that runs down the inside of the washing machine that the Gnomes come and go in.
They mostly stay under the house. Or right out side in the trees at night.

Their just the right size that they can go up into that pipe and get all the socks they need.
They need these socks to make their hats.

 

[urallknobgobblers]

After my last laundry battle I now have 9 socks missing their mates. I hate not wearing socks.....I wear socks with sandals.

SWEET! my wife always fucks with me about wearing socks.. I HAVE TO WEAR SOCKS! Even with sandals.. I evenjust wear them without shoes sometimes..

And they cant be no brown ass or black dress socks, give me the cotton white socks god damnit.. I dont care if this is prom!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

This is biteme, and there's definitely some type of phenomena going on here with the missing socks. It's happens too often to too many people. I'm thinking it's pets. How many of you that are missing socks have cats, dogs, other pets that can get your socks?

The only pet I've had in my home in the last 3 years is my baby parrot. This was happening when I had no pets, and he is in his cage most of the time. There is something going on here. 20 pairs of socks a year orb.... and no pets to steal them... its time we got to the bottom of this.

 

[FreeballinDC]

The only pet I've had in my home in the last 3 years is my baby parrot. This was happening when I had no pets, and he is in his cage most of the time. There is something going on here. 20 pairs of socks a year orb.... and no pets to steal them... its time we got to the bottom of this.

I don't think its pets, I think it's other people.

When I was living in an apartment, somebody ran off with a good pair of my dress socks.

Now that I live in my own house with my own laudry room, nothing comes up missing ( except my Under Armour shirts).

 

[annabelletx]

i think there is a sock gnome for everyone. i found mine and i beat the crap out of it on tuesday. i had just done all the laundry the day before and my sock drawer was full. i went home yesturday to get a couple changes of cloths, since i usually stay the night at bbf's. when i opened my sock drawer, like half of them were gone. we'll just so happened that my lil sis came home that day and when i looked in her overnight bag, there was all my missing shit. her excuse i didn't want to do laundry. boohoo. she got it then.

 

[FreeballinDC]

i think there is a sock gnome for everyone. i found mine and i beat the crap out of it on tuesday. i had just done all the laundry the day before and my sock drawer was full. i went home yesturday to get a couple changes of cloths, since i usually stay the night at bbf's. when i opened my sock drawer, like half of them were gone. we'll just so happened that my lil sis came home that day and when i looked in her overnight bag, there was all my missing shit. her excuse i didn't want to do laundry. boohoo. she got it then.

Tell Dawgmo to keep the hell out of your pantyhose drawer, and the beatings will stop.

 

[deejay10]

If we all just smash the little guys when we see them, then we'll all live happier ever after.

If you ever catch one, just remember...they are just a pawn in the bigger picture. Tie him to a chair and interogate him, smack him around a little. He will eventually lead you to the higher up gnomes. Eventually if we play our cards right, we can get to the top of the organized sock smuggling ring and bring down those little fuckers.