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AnotherRedHead
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When Moe is on there with the people from X files and is given a lie detector test. I'll see if I can find a sound clip.....its funny as shit!
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Barney cracks me up everytime.
Favorite Barney scene/line:
Moe: "Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone."
Barney: "What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? .....Huhh, somebody spilled beer in this ashtray. *slurp* Ahhhh."
Another good one:
Barney: "To Homer, and to Sergeant Pepper, who is growing out of the middle of your back."
Moe: "Ahhh... Barn, you gotta unwrap the plastic before you smoke these."
Favorite Barney scene/line:
Moe: "Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone."
Barney: "What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? .....Huhh, somebody spilled beer in this ashtray. *slurp* Ahhhh."
Another good one:
Barney: "To Homer, and to Sergeant Pepper, who is growing out of the middle of your back."
Moe: "Ahhh... Barn, you gotta unwrap the plastic before you smoke these."
Freak Show
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absolutely, without a doubt, the best show ever made.
homer: Would you like a donut?
Lisa: No, do you have any fruit?
homer: This has purple stuff in it. Purple is a fruit.
There are too many to list.
homer: Would you like a donut?
Lisa: No, do you have any fruit?
homer: This has purple stuff in it. Purple is a fruit.
There are too many to list.
The Whole F/N Show
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Dooh!
Milhouse
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ok,
Homer-"Would you turn around Marge, I would like to be alone with the sandwich"
Mrs Skinner-"Seymour I thought I told you not to play in the neighbor kid's yard"
Mr Burns -"So Smithers what are your plans for the weekend, something gay I bet"
Smithers-"What do you mean sir"
Mr Burns- "Ooh all the mothers better lock up their daughters, Waylon Smithers is on the prowl"
Homer-"Marge you know me, I like my beer cold and my homosexuals flaming"
Homer looking at apus god Vishnu-"No offense Apu but when they were handing out religions, your god was probably in the bathroom"
Homer singing-"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history,,, from the town of Springfield,,,he's about to hit a chestnut tree,,,,,DOH!!!"
Moe-"umm err Hi everyone my name is Moe Sizlak, or as some of you ladies know me as,,,'hey you, peeking out from behind those bushes'"
When they made fun of the cosby show;
Bill Cosby-"hey kids, this is your grandfather, bleeding gums murphy"
Cosby Kid-"But we already have 2 grandfathers"
Bill Cosby-"But this ones a great Jazz Musician"
Cosby kid-"aww they all are"
Bill Cosby-"ye see, the kids today don't know music, with their hippin and their hoppin, and bippin and a boppin. But jazz is always around, like a jello pudding pop, no the new Coke heheheh"
Krusty-"hey hey kids, today Krusty is going to talk about his new suit, his sexual harassment suit"
Homer-"Would you turn around Marge, I would like to be alone with the sandwich"
Mrs Skinner-"Seymour I thought I told you not to play in the neighbor kid's yard"
Mr Burns -"So Smithers what are your plans for the weekend, something gay I bet"
Smithers-"What do you mean sir"
Mr Burns- "Ooh all the mothers better lock up their daughters, Waylon Smithers is on the prowl"
Homer-"Marge you know me, I like my beer cold and my homosexuals flaming"
Homer looking at apus god Vishnu-"No offense Apu but when they were handing out religions, your god was probably in the bathroom"
Homer singing-"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history,,, from the town of Springfield,,,he's about to hit a chestnut tree,,,,,DOH!!!"
Moe-"umm err Hi everyone my name is Moe Sizlak, or as some of you ladies know me as,,,'hey you, peeking out from behind those bushes'"
When they made fun of the cosby show;
Bill Cosby-"hey kids, this is your grandfather, bleeding gums murphy"
Cosby Kid-"But we already have 2 grandfathers"
Bill Cosby-"But this ones a great Jazz Musician"
Cosby kid-"aww they all are"
Bill Cosby-"ye see, the kids today don't know music, with their hippin and their hoppin, and bippin and a boppin. But jazz is always around, like a jello pudding pop, no the new Coke heheheh"
Krusty-"hey hey kids, today Krusty is going to talk about his new suit, his sexual harassment suit"
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Freak Show
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Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what, will you release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you!?!?
Homer: Or what, will you release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you!?!?
WODIN said:
What's not to love??! I think I have seen every episode...the new ones aren't as good though??!
Homer:"Ok boy...we spent a lot of money on this guitar so you better get real good real fast or POW!!"
Homer:"Listen kids...you tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is...never try."
Homer:"That's not art...that's just a barbecue pit that pushed me too far **shaking fist** didn't you barbecue pit??!"
Homer:"First ya didn't want me to get the pony...now you want me to get rid of the pony...I wish you'd make up your mind."
Dear homer I owe you one emergency dougnut
signed Homer...he's always one step ahead.
Dear Baby,
Welcome to dumpsville...population you.
PS. I am gay
Homer:" We can have the reception at Moe's...we can have the whole wedding at Moe's...we'll have in the afternoon they'll be fewer drunks"
Marge:"Homer don't take this the wrong way, but I had this restraining order written up to prevent you from having anything to do with this wedding."
**reads papers**
Homer:"Well...these seem to be in order...I'll be out back in the hammock."
Dear homer I owe you one emergency dougnut
signed Homer...he's always one step ahead.
Dear Baby,
Welcome to dumpsville...population you.
PS. I am gay
Homer:" We can have the reception at Moe's...we can have the whole wedding at Moe's...we'll have in the afternoon they'll be fewer drunks"
Marge:"Homer don't take this the wrong way, but I had this restraining order written up to prevent you from having anything to do with this wedding."
**reads papers**
Homer:"Well...these seem to be in order...I'll be out back in the hammock."
smallmovesal
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here's one off the top of my head...
ralph: thanks witches for not eating me!
clancy: yeah! you hags are alright!
don't get me started... or you won't hear the end of it! i quote that show every day...
ralph: thanks witches for not eating me!
clancy: yeah! you hags are alright!
don't get me started... or you won't hear the end of it! i quote that show every day...
Rainer (the dude who plays mcbain) voice coaching.
voice coach: "up and at'em"
Rainer wolfcastle(?) : "up und at dem"
homer haing got a pony for lisa
homer: "homer you've done it again"
lisa wakes up, sees a pony next to her, screams
too many to recall off my head, but my faves when hiomers getting chased by the gummi association for stealing the venus demilo, and mixes a fizzy stick with some cola and chucks it at the,....:LMAO:
voice coach: "up and at'em"
Rainer wolfcastle(?) : "up und at dem"
homer haing got a pony for lisa
homer: "homer you've done it again"
lisa wakes up, sees a pony next to her, screams
too many to recall off my head, but my faves when hiomers getting chased by the gummi association for stealing the venus demilo, and mixes a fizzy stick with some cola and chucks it at the,....:LMAO:
Freak Show
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When homer asks the kids to make him angry so he could mold his "sculpture" or whatever.
Bart: Well, I'm failin math and yesterday I was a little attracted to Millhouse.
Bart: Well, I'm failin math and yesterday I was a little attracted to Millhouse.
smallmovesal
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i have more at home... i collect the sound clips on my computer
ok here's another:
principal skinner: and ralph wiggum with a flute up his nose
ralph: *toot* *toot* *toot*
clancy: yeah! that's some nice flutin' boy!
haha danielson that's my favourite episode... when they do the heat sensing camera and when they have the show rock bottom... lol!
or rainier as a johnny carson type: nice tie scowie (??) that makes you look like a homosexual!
*audience boos*
rainer: maybe you are all homosexuals!
ok here's another:
principal skinner: and ralph wiggum with a flute up his nose
ralph: *toot* *toot* *toot*
clancy: yeah! that's some nice flutin' boy!
haha danielson that's my favourite episode... when they do the heat sensing camera and when they have the show rock bottom... lol!
or rainier as a johnny carson type: nice tie scowie (??) that makes you look like a homosexual!
*audience boos*
rainer: maybe you are all homosexuals!
The episode where the Dolphins tried to take over the world.
Homer: "No hoop jumpin tuna muncher is gonna push me around."
Homer: "You got to give it to the Dolphins they just wanted it more.
At the Isotopes game;
Homer:"Well I'll be out in the car warming it up."
Marge:"Homer they only threw one pitch."
Homer:" Yeah and it sucked."
Homer: "No hoop jumpin tuna muncher is gonna push me around."
Homer: "You got to give it to the Dolphins they just wanted it more.
At the Isotopes game;
Homer:"Well I'll be out in the car warming it up."
Marge:"Homer they only threw one pitch."
Homer:" Yeah and it sucked."
Rex
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Burns: Smithers I think I'll donate a million dollars to a local orphanage....when pigs fly.
<Both laugh>
<Pig from BBQ flies by>
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars?
Burns: I'd rather not.
(Burns filling out his health form.)
Reason for parents death?
Got in my way.
Dr.: Mr Burns I'm afraid you're the sickest man alive. You have every disease known to man, and some new ones that have just been found....in you.
Burns: You mean I have pnemonia, hystical pregnancy, <ect>
Dr.: Well yes.
Burns: This sounds like bad news. Are you sure you haven't made thousands of mistakes?
Dr.: no, but see they're all in proportion, if you have a moment. They're all trying to get into your body at once. We call this 3 stooges syndrom.
Burns: So I'm indestructable.
Dr.: No a slight breeze could kill ---
Burns: Indestructable.
Any ones w/ the mafia guys are hilarious:
When Homer tries to dump the BBQ Pit in the Toys for Tots dumpster bin and Wigum catches him, then the mob guys are about to put a body wrapped in a carpet in there. Wigum asks what it is and the thin guy says Beenie Baby.
When Homer paid them to help Marge's pretzel business. They attack the hot dog vendor, tip over his stuff, and before they leave they squish the rolls.
The little shit on the show makes it that much better.
<Both laugh>
<Pig from BBQ flies by>
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars?
Burns: I'd rather not.
(Burns filling out his health form.)
Reason for parents death?
Got in my way.
Dr.: Mr Burns I'm afraid you're the sickest man alive. You have every disease known to man, and some new ones that have just been found....in you.
Burns: You mean I have pnemonia, hystical pregnancy, <ect>
Dr.: Well yes.
Burns: This sounds like bad news. Are you sure you haven't made thousands of mistakes?
Dr.: no, but see they're all in proportion, if you have a moment. They're all trying to get into your body at once. We call this 3 stooges syndrom.
Burns: So I'm indestructable.
Dr.: No a slight breeze could kill ---
Burns: Indestructable.
Any ones w/ the mafia guys are hilarious:
When Homer tries to dump the BBQ Pit in the Toys for Tots dumpster bin and Wigum catches him, then the mob guys are about to put a body wrapped in a carpet in there. Wigum asks what it is and the thin guy says Beenie Baby.
When Homer paid them to help Marge's pretzel business. They attack the hot dog vendor, tip over his stuff, and before they leave they squish the rolls.
The little shit on the show makes it that much better.
there are too many good episodes....i did actually see one terrible one though....its the one where springfields footbal/basevall team is gonna be relocated (fairly new)....that one REALLY sucked
i loved that hard copy interview though, that one had me in tears!
or the olne where the apu lookalike is in mexico or something and homer asks for a really dangerous firework, and the dudes like, no im sorry sir that is absolutely illegal....(sound of customer leaving the store) ....this way please
or the one wherte homers working for scorpio the evil bond villan). bonds strapped to a table with a laser running up the middle. he escaopes and homer rugby tackles him.....and scorpios like well done...seconds laster u see tyhe guards gunning him down on the floor
(also when homer has to decide between blowing up france and italy....classis)
or when france launches a neutron bomb at springfield, damn that was funny (central i just saw a cigar shaoped object leaving the earth.....)
damn, just tgoo funny.
futurama's really getting good too, bender cracks me up
i loved that hard copy interview though, that one had me in tears!
or the olne where the apu lookalike is in mexico or something and homer asks for a really dangerous firework, and the dudes like, no im sorry sir that is absolutely illegal....(sound of customer leaving the store) ....this way please
or the one wherte homers working for scorpio the evil bond villan). bonds strapped to a table with a laser running up the middle. he escaopes and homer rugby tackles him.....and scorpios like well done...seconds laster u see tyhe guards gunning him down on the floor
(also when homer has to decide between blowing up france and italy....classis)
or when france launches a neutron bomb at springfield, damn that was funny (central i just saw a cigar shaoped object leaving the earth.....)
damn, just tgoo funny.
futurama's really getting good too, bender cracks me up
Rex
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More...
Burns starting the softball team: Mattingly I told you to shave those side burns.
At the end of the show Mattingly shaved his whole head and Burns kicks him off the team for having side burns.
I like the one Danielson mentioned.
Scorpio: Homer if you had to blow up either France or Italy which one would it be.
Homer: France
Scorpio: Nobody ever says Italy.
When Homer and Mel Gibson re-did the movie.
Movie Exec: This is horrible it does to Gov't movies what the Godfather 3 did to the trilogy.
Gibson: Hey, lets not say things we're gonna regret.
Burns: Hop in Smithers we'll take the sprooce goose.
Smithers: But Mr Burns thats not--
Burns cocks gun: I said get in.
Burns starting the softball team: Mattingly I told you to shave those side burns.
At the end of the show Mattingly shaved his whole head and Burns kicks him off the team for having side burns.
I like the one Danielson mentioned.
Scorpio: Homer if you had to blow up either France or Italy which one would it be.
Homer: France
Scorpio: Nobody ever says Italy.
When Homer and Mel Gibson re-did the movie.
Movie Exec: This is horrible it does to Gov't movies what the Godfather 3 did to the trilogy.
Gibson: Hey, lets not say things we're gonna regret.
Burns: Hop in Smithers we'll take the sprooce goose.
Smithers: But Mr Burns thats not--
Burns cocks gun: I said get in.
Bart:"Give me $100 dollars for a comic book."
Homer:" $100...who drew it Michael-malangilo??"
Marge: "Homer how could you let Bart work at a brothel??"
Homer:"Well I was only doing what I thought you would do...so in a way you really dropped the ball on this one."
Marge:"But..."
Homer:" No this is your mess and I'll be damned if I'm gonna help you clean it up."
Homer:"Dad if you don't behave we'll put you in a home."
Grandpa:" you already did that."
Homer:"Then we'll put in the crooked one that we saw on 60 minutes."
Grandpa:"I'll be good."
Homer:" $100...who drew it Michael-malangilo??"
Marge: "Homer how could you let Bart work at a brothel??"
Homer:"Well I was only doing what I thought you would do...so in a way you really dropped the ball on this one."
Marge:"But..."
Homer:" No this is your mess and I'll be damned if I'm gonna help you clean it up."
Homer:"Dad if you don't behave we'll put you in a home."
Grandpa:" you already did that."
Homer:"Then we'll put in the crooked one that we saw on 60 minutes."
Grandpa:"I'll be good."
Freak Show
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Actually danielson, I think the absolute worst was the one where they tried to start a boy band and Nsync or one of those shitty groups co-stared. It was horrible. I hope someone got fired for that one.
smallmovesal
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ok back to the grind for me... but before i go: BENDER KICKS ASS!! funny stuff.
and what about all the stuff they edit out in syndication? the one i can think of best is in the homerpalooza episode jimbo says hey man his guitar is talking! and then otto looks down at his shoes and says hey man my shoes are talking and then they say hey man we won't hurt you!
i haven't seen that scene since it first aired...
and what about all the stuff they edit out in syndication? the one i can think of best is in the homerpalooza episode jimbo says hey man his guitar is talking! and then otto looks down at his shoes and says hey man my shoes are talking and then they say hey man we won't hurt you!
i haven't seen that scene since it first aired...
Freak Show said:
yeah i remebr that one too
....and they were both in the same series.....how can they fuck up sdomething that good...i guess they are running out of good story linesthe whole burns vs. homer over th workers strike was really funny, especially when homer gets the wrong idea and says "MR Burns, i dont go for any of these backdoor shannanigans"
Rex
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Freak Show that was a bad one. They know that die hard fans of the show watch every week and twice on week nights, but they wanted to appeal to the teenie-boppers of America. It was one of their weaker moments.
-Bart goes to Military school.
Drill SGT: Since you attended public school I will assume you know how to use small weapons. <Hands Bart missle launcher, Bart hits 4 of 5 targets>
Drill SGT: You did good, but you missed the last one.
Bart: Oh I hit it
<Goes to the school wehre Skinner's car was blown up>
-Bart goes to Military school.
Drill SGT: Since you attended public school I will assume you know how to use small weapons. <Hands Bart missle launcher, Bart hits 4 of 5 targets>
Drill SGT: You did good, but you missed the last one.
Bart: Oh I hit it
<Goes to the school wehre Skinner's car was blown up>
xxxratednites
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the best cartoon ever!!!
homer simpsons jogging at nite, then sees a gym:
homer: "what is gime?!?!" gets into the gym, Homer:"oh a gime"
it was hilatrious!!!!!!!!!
homer simpsons jogging at nite, then sees a gym:
homer: "what is gime?!?!" gets into the gym, Homer:"oh a gime"
it was hilatrious!!!!!!!!!
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manny78
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Freak Show said:absolutely, without a doubt, the best show ever made.
homer: Would you like a donut?
Lisa: No, do you have any fruit?
homer: This has purple stuff in it. Purple is a fruit.
There are too many to list.
euhh well its a good one but the best ever made was Beavis and Butthead .......
Milhouse
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Some of my favorite episodes.
The episode where homer eats his way over 300lbs so he can be obese and get to stay home and work.
The episode where Mr Burns long lost son(played by Rodney Dangerfield) shows up
Mr Burns-"Well I am glad to know theres an extra kidney out there if I need it"
Larry-"No problem Pops, just let me run a few rints thru it first"
The episode where Homer's supposeldy dead mother shows up. That one was actually sad at the end.
The episode where they have a film festival and that guy from the cartoon "The Critic"(Played by John Lovitz) shows up.
The episode where the Simpson kids are pla\ed in a foster home (the flanders)
The episode where my parents(milhouses) get divorced.
My all time favorite episode has to be the one where they did the takeoff on "Pulp Fiction"
Episodes I hated..
The babysitter bandit. Hate that one.
The episode where they go to family counselling at Dr Marvin Munro's office(One where homer was normal and the family was fucked in the head)
The one where Marge has an affair with the bowling dork.
The episode where homer eats his way over 300lbs so he can be obese and get to stay home and work.
The episode where Mr Burns long lost son(played by Rodney Dangerfield) shows up
Mr Burns-"Well I am glad to know theres an extra kidney out there if I need it"
Larry-"No problem Pops, just let me run a few rints thru it first"
The episode where Homer's supposeldy dead mother shows up. That one was actually sad at the end.
The episode where they have a film festival and that guy from the cartoon "The Critic"(Played by John Lovitz) shows up.
The episode where the Simpson kids are pla\ed in a foster home (the flanders)
The episode where my parents(milhouses) get divorced.
My all time favorite episode has to be the one where they did the takeoff on "Pulp Fiction"
Episodes I hated..
The babysitter bandit. Hate that one.
The episode where they go to family counselling at Dr Marvin Munro's office(One where homer was normal and the family was fucked in the head)
The one where Marge has an affair with the bowling dork.
The one where homer time travels and steps on bugs and shit changing the future....He comes back lives in a masion, his wife and kids are really nice, well mannered and he has it made....
Homer: "Marge, get me a donought"
Marge: "What's a donought?"
Homer: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGHHH!!!!"
And he pushes the toaster button!
Homer: "Marge, get me a donought"
Marge: "What's a donought?"
Homer: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGHHH!!!!"
And he pushes the toaster button!
There was an episode when Bart had a play date with Ralphy and there was an old penitentiary with an electric chair. I had seen the episode about three times and it was on the third that I realized that the sign in front of the jail said "Morningwood Penitentiary". It was pretty quick, but I thought that was so funny because I had never caught it before.
Also, when Apu said, "Please do not offer my god a peanut."
And Millhouse, when he said, " She'll respect if I do what she tells me to."
Just a few offerings that still make me smile. Oh, and Mr Burns when he was glowing. Was that the X-files episode? That was great.
Also, when Apu said, "Please do not offer my god a peanut."
And Millhouse, when he said, " She'll respect if I do what she tells me to."
Just a few offerings that still make me smile. Oh, and Mr Burns when he was glowing. Was that the X-files episode? That was great.
Natymike
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Plolice Rescue line--"HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE SPRINGFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT RESCUE PHONE...........IF YOU KNOW THE FELONY BEING COMMITED, PRESS 1........TO CHOOSE FROM A LIST OF FELONIES, PRESS 2.........IF YOU ARE BEING MURDERED OR CALLING FROM A ROTARY PHONE, PLEASE, STAY ON THE LINE..........
Freak Show
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The fingers you have used to dial.... are too fat. Please mash the keypad now for a dialing wand.
i forget what the whole episode was about, but this line really sticks in my mind and makes me laugh when i think about it.
homer had been missing or something and he comes in the house and says "oh marge. i thought youd never see me again."
i laughed my ass off at the episode where homer was fattening up the lobster to sell it.
shit. there are so many good ones.
homer had been missing or something and he comes in the house and says "oh marge. i thought youd never see me again."
i laughed my ass off at the episode where homer was fattening up the lobster to sell it.
shit. there are so many good ones.
Milhouse said:
Homer:"Marge I wanted to make it a surprise but I'm purposely gaining 68 pounds to go on disability."
The part where Homer realizes that all he has to do is push the letter Y instead of typing yes...
"Well Ms Doesn't find me sexually attractive anymore I just tripled my productivity."
Bart:" Homer you promised mom that you wouldn't wear your dress outside."
Foster Parent Episode...
Homer:"Bart, Lisa you can come home now we're good parents again...so get your ass over here!"
maxellyz
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i love the simpsons and futurama great shows
fav lines:
something like this
bart: book em boys.
Wiggum: hey i get to say that, cook em toys.
Other police: what chief:
Wiggum: eeh what the kid said.
also:
homer: hello my name is mr burns i belive you have a letter for me
guy: ok mr burns whats your first name.
homer: i dont know
fav lines:
something like this
bart: book em boys.
Wiggum: hey i get to say that, cook em toys.
Other police: what chief:
Wiggum: eeh what the kid said.
also:
homer: hello my name is mr burns i belive you have a letter for me
guy: ok mr burns whats your first name.
homer: i dont know
absolute hardgainer
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Don't tell anybody but....
Montgomery Burns is my idol.
hardgainer (I'm gonna take over the world, hehehahahuahuaaahuaaaaaaaaaaaabwaaaaaahaha DONK!)
((The DONK sound is me hitting my head on the heavy wooden shelves behind my desk))
Montgomery Burns is my idol.
hardgainer (I'm gonna take over the world, hehehahahuahuaaahuaaaaaaaaaaaabwaaaaaahaha DONK!)
((The DONK sound is me hitting my head on the heavy wooden shelves behind my desk))
Milhouse
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A few other Classics
The episode where homer gets a Helper Monkey and him and the monkey sit around and drink beer and eat donuts.
The episode with Frank Grimes, Grimey to his friends, the man who has never had it easy.
And the episode where Homer gets in shape and gets a contract with powersauce bars and has to climb Mount Sprinfield. The powersauce bars guys reminded me so much of EAS and other companies.
"Homer get with it, those bars are made of apple cores and old Chinese newspapers"
The episode where homer gets a Helper Monkey and him and the monkey sit around and drink beer and eat donuts.
The episode with Frank Grimes, Grimey to his friends, the man who has never had it easy.
And the episode where Homer gets in shape and gets a contract with powersauce bars and has to climb Mount Sprinfield. The powersauce bars guys reminded me so much of EAS and other companies.
"Homer get with it, those bars are made of apple cores and old Chinese newspapers"
Milhouse said:
Helper Monkey;
Marge:"Why is that monkey sitting on my side of the couch?"
Homer:" Marge, he's clearly marked his territory."
Pray for Mojo
Grimes;
Homer's control panel is catches on fire...
Grimes:"OMG Homer you've got a 318."
Homer**looks at watch**
Grimes:"No you idiot a 318"
Homer**looks at watch again**
Grimes"NO look there."
Homer"Oh a 318...don't worry."
**takes a bucket of water and pours it on the control panel to short it out."
Oh My Quad!
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absolutely anything with Ralph Wiggum or the Rod & Todd
Todd (or Rod?): "I'm the King of Diaper Moutain!"
"It's my turn to wash the leper's feet!"
Ralph: "I'm a totem pole.. haya haya haya haya [jumping up and down"
"That's where I saw the leprechaun, and he told me to burn things"
"You choo-choo-choose me?"
"I ated the purple berries... oooooo [collapse].. they taste like burning"
"When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University!"
"Hi Lisa, Hi Supernintendo Chalmers"
"Ms. Krabappole and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"
"and when the doctor said I didn't have
worms anymore that was the happiest day of my life"
[all mad] "You're going to heaven!"
"when i grow up I want to be a principle or a caterpillar"
"the doctor said I wouldn't have nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of it"
actually, there's an 8 minute mp3 of ralph on napster of his sayings back to back.. just search for "ralph wiggum"
Todd (or Rod?): "I'm the King of Diaper Moutain!"
"It's my turn to wash the leper's feet!"
Ralph: "I'm a totem pole.. haya haya haya haya [jumping up and down"
"That's where I saw the leprechaun, and he told me to burn things"
"You choo-choo-choose me?"
"I ated the purple berries... oooooo [collapse].. they taste like burning"
"When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University!"
"Hi Lisa, Hi Supernintendo Chalmers"
"Ms. Krabappole and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"
"and when the doctor said I didn't have
worms anymore that was the happiest day of my life"
[all mad] "You're going to heaven!"
"when i grow up I want to be a principle or a caterpillar"
"the doctor said I wouldn't have nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of it"
actually, there's an 8 minute mp3 of ralph on napster of his sayings back to back.. just search for "ralph wiggum"
One of the best ones was the one where Homer had to go to New York to get his car.
Homer:**drunk talk** "Barney don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow...just slide it under the door."
Homer:"Ok New York I'm coming back but you're not getting this".
**Throws his wallet in the fireplace**
Lisa:"Dad our baby pictures were in there."
Homer:"Don't you start."
Homer:**drunk talk** "Barney don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow...just slide it under the door."
Homer:"Ok New York I'm coming back but you're not getting this".
**Throws his wallet in the fireplace**
Lisa:"Dad our baby pictures were in there."
Homer:"Don't you start."
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amazon.com has BAD ASS limited edition simpsons grills made by weber... cool stuff, check it out.
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I remember coming home after trick or treating and watching the Halloween special. This show will be on forever and when it finally does go off the air they have enough reruns for lifetime.
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"dad, are you licking toads?"
"i'm not, not licking toads"
"I'm like that guy who single handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon, what was his name?... Apollo Creed??"
"i'm not, not licking toads"
"I'm like that guy who single handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon, what was his name?... Apollo Creed??"
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"Look Daddy, a whale egg!!"
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Hm-Hi! Sorry I'm late. I was at the lab, with the scratching and the screaming and the monkeys taking the glasses off my head! No! Don't go! I even wrote theme music! ...
Professor Frink
Professor Frink
He'll make you laugh
He'll make you think
He'll do the thing
With the ... poy-son ...
*sigh*
Oh boy
That monkey is gonna pay ...
Professor Frink
Professor Frink
He'll make you laugh
He'll make you think
He'll do the thing
With the ... poy-son ...
*sigh*
Oh boy
That monkey is gonna pay ...
gettinlarger
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"We're not supposed to talk about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.."
"Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place years ago!"
"Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place years ago!"
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Marge: I*m afraid we*re going to need a bigger place.
Homer: No, we won*t. I*ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart*s crib and Bart*ll sleep with us until he*s 21.
Marge: Won*t that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don*t have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in *76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.
Faith: Lisa, I*m Faith Crowley, Patriotism Editor of Reading Digest.
Homer: Oh, I love your magazine. My favourite section is *How to increase your word power.* That thing is really, really * good.
I*ve figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries
Oh my god! Space Aliens! Don*t eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!*
Come here, Apu. If it*ll make you feel any better, I*ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.*
Marge, don*t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It*s what separates us from the animals * except the weasel.*
*You couldn*t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.*
Art lady: "It's called 'outsider art.' It could be done by a mental patient, a hillbilly . . . or a chimpanzee."
Homer: "Hey! In high school, I was voted most likely to BE a mental patient, a hillbilly, or a chimpanzee
Flanders: "I think we hit something."
Homer: "I hope its Flanders
"I'm not outta control! You're outta control! The whole freakin' system's outta control! You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face! You'll know what to do - forget it Marge - it's China Town
Lisa: 'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer [Thinking]: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer [Thinking]: Swish.
Homer: Let that be a lesson to you, sweetie. Never love anything.
Lisa: Even you?
Homer: Especially me
Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania' or 'teria
Marge: I*m afraid we*re going to need a bigger place.
Homer: No, we won*t. I*ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart*s crib and Bart*ll sleep with us until he*s 21.
Marge: Won*t that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don*t have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in *76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.
Faith: Lisa, I*m Faith Crowley, Patriotism Editor of Reading Digest.
Homer: Oh, I love your magazine. My favourite section is *How to increase your word power.* That thing is really, really * good.
I*ve figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries
Oh my god! Space Aliens! Don*t eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!*
Come here, Apu. If it*ll make you feel any better, I*ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.*
Marge, don*t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It*s what separates us from the animals * except the weasel.*
*You couldn*t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.*
Art lady: "It's called 'outsider art.' It could be done by a mental patient, a hillbilly . . . or a chimpanzee."
Homer: "Hey! In high school, I was voted most likely to BE a mental patient, a hillbilly, or a chimpanzee
Flanders: "I think we hit something."
Homer: "I hope its Flanders
"I'm not outta control! You're outta control! The whole freakin' system's outta control! You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face! You'll know what to do - forget it Marge - it's China Town
Lisa: 'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer [Thinking]: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer [Thinking]: Swish.
Homer: Let that be a lesson to you, sweetie. Never love anything.
Lisa: Even you?
Homer: Especially me
Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania' or 'teria
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Moe: So I was out buying some cotton balls
Carl: The absorbent kind?!
Moe: You got that right, my friend!
(Everyone laughs and gives high fives)
Carl: The absorbent kind?!
Moe: You got that right, my friend!
(Everyone laughs and gives high fives)
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