The-Short-One....

[H_T_]

nice avi. you could give a dog a bone! you little wood-merchant.....

 

[the-short-one]

nice avi. you could give a dog a bone! you little wood-merchant.....

lol @ wood-merchant. I'll add that in somewhere...

 

[jack sparrow]

I'll fight you for her dude.

 

[the-short-one]

I think HT is more of a "start shit and step back to watch what happens" kind of guy.

 

[SoKlueles]

i need a thread to me dang

 

[Sanel27]

damn, he is right about that avatar............even my girl got excited looking at it......now im gonna go bone her......

BTW: she's in shape but still not even close to the-short-one.............

 

[feisty11975]

I guess I need to turn avis on

 

[the-short-one]

damn, he is right about that avatar............even my girl got excited looking at it......now im gonna go bone her......

BTW: she's in shape but still not even close to the-short-one.............

lolol. good to know I'm helping out with your sex life.

 

[wootool]

we the testosterone-poisened are so weak

 

[H_T_]

I think HT is more of a "start shit and step back to watch what happens" kind of guy.

this is entirely different. i was inspired by a thong. and no, i don't have a lisp...

 

[the-short-one]

we the testosterone-poisened are so weak

weak wood?

 

[H_T_]

I'll fight you for her dude.

i could lose both arms and a leg and i'll still keep coming....

 

[the-short-one]

i could lose both arms and a leg and i'll still keep coming....

your torso is really all I'd need, anyway.

 

[H_T_]

your torso is really all I'd need, anyway.

i've already got a cardboard box and once i find a hacksaw, i'll be FedEx'ing it promptly......

 

[wootool]

weak wood?

no strong wood, weak willpower - we think with the wrong head.

 

[the-short-one]

no strong wood, weak willpower - we think with the wrong head.

a common ailment. even for those who aren't on test.

 

[hamstershaver]

i need a thread to me dang

yawn

 

[jack sparrow]

i could lose both arms and a leg and i'll still keep coming....

I'll bring a grenade.

 

[H_T_]

I'll bring a grenade.

FedEx her my remaining chunks.

 

[the-short-one]

FedEx her my remaining chunks.

those won't do me much good. don't send chunks.

 

[jack sparrow]

FedEx her my remaining chunks.

We will need a third party to handle the logistics. There's going to be some jack_schitt chunks too I would think. lol @ schitt chunks..

 

[the-short-one]

We will need a third party to handle the logistics. There's going to be some jack_schitt chunks too I would think. lol @ schitt chunks..

no schitt chunks, either.

 

[jack sparrow]

no schitt chunks, either.

Don't say that just yet...you might get one of the good ones.

 

[H_T_]

those won't do me much good. don't send chunks.

dna is dna. you could clone. makes dozens of me, think of the potential....

 

[the-short-one]

dna is dna. you could clone. makes dozens of me, think of the potential....

this is some evil plot to take over the world, isn't it? how many women have you already sent chunks to?

 

[H_T_]

this is some evil plot to take over the world, isn't it? how many women have you already sent chunks to?

i bet i would get in trouble by sending out free semen samples.