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The shit that pisses me off at the Gym: By Chefbone!

chefbone

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GUYS.....
1. Take the fanny packs to your weekend excursions to San Francisco not to the Gym!!!
2. Why the fuck do you need to carry a gallon jug of water around with you? There are drinking fountains at the Gym. The first time I see you spill that H2O all over the floor, I'm bashing your fuggin' skull in with a 80# DB.
3. Why are you wearing cologne at the Gym you FAG? It makes me puke!
4. Don't Bogart the machines with your Uber-Geigh friends acting like you guys went to the Gym to train. You're there to look at asses....Quit looking at mine!
5. Pick up after yourself.
6. I don't sell drugs.
7. I'm not your buddy. Just because I spot you doesn't mean you should be telling me about the effects of your cycle. What's a cycle! :p

LADIES......
1. Don't wear perfume at the Gym. It makes me sick!
2. Congratulations! The vascularity in your arms makes you look like a freak.*
3. Wow, you can bench 160#. Nice tits! When did you buy them?*
4. If you want your femininity back, your gonna have to eat pussy!*

* I do like a fit women. I do like breast enhancements. I don't like women that train so hard/much that they lost what made them attractive. Please stop!
:Chef: :tuc:
 
chefbone said:
GUYS.....
1. Take the fanny packs to your weekend excursions to San Francisco not to the Gym!!!
2. Why the fuck do you need to carry a gallon jug of water around with you? There are drinking fountains at the Gym. The first time I see you spill that H2O all over the floor, I'm bashing your fuggin' skull in with a 80# DB.
3. Why are you wearing cologne at the Gym you FAG? It makes me puke!
4. Don't Bogart the machines with your Uber-Geigh friends acting like you guys went to the Gym to train. You're there to look at asses....Quit looking at mine!
5. Pick up after yourself.
6. I don't sell drugs.
7. I'm not your buddy. Just because I spot you doesn't mean you should be telling me about the effects of your cycle. What's a cycle! :p

LADIES......
1. Don't wear perfume at the Gym. It makes me sick!
2. Congratulations! The vascularity in your arms makes you look like a freak.*
3. Wow, you can bench 160#. Nice tits! When did you buy them?*
4. If you want your femininity back, your gonna have to eat pussy!*

* I do like a fit women. I do like breast enhancements. I don't like women that train so hard/much that they lost what made them attractive. Please stop!
:Chef: :tuc:

sounds about right to me.
 
i bring a icy half frozen gallon jug to the gym. i dont know why it annoys people. thats like me getting mad someones gym bag is too big.
Just mind your own. I do it my way, you do it yours.
 
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