GUYS.....
1. Take the fanny packs to your weekend excursions to San Francisco not to the Gym!!!
2. Why the fuck do you need to carry a gallon jug of water around with you? There are drinking fountains at the Gym. The first time I see you spill that H2O all over the floor, I'm bashing your fuggin' skull in with a 80# DB.
3. Why are you wearing cologne at the Gym you FAG? It makes me puke!
4. Don't Bogart the machines with your Uber-Geigh friends acting like you guys went to the Gym to train. You're there to look at asses....Quit looking at mine!
5. Pick up after yourself.
6. I don't sell drugs.
7. I'm not your buddy. Just because I spot you doesn't mean you should be telling me about the effects of your cycle. What's a cycle!
LADIES......
1. Don't wear perfume at the Gym. It makes me sick!
2. Congratulations! The vascularity in your arms makes you look like a freak.*
3. Wow, you can bench 160#. Nice tits! When did you buy them?*
4. If you want your femininity back, your gonna have to eat pussy!*
* I do like a fit women. I do like breast enhancements. I don't like women that train so hard/much that they lost what made them attractive. Please stop!

1. Take the fanny packs to your weekend excursions to San Francisco not to the Gym!!!
2. Why the fuck do you need to carry a gallon jug of water around with you? There are drinking fountains at the Gym. The first time I see you spill that H2O all over the floor, I'm bashing your fuggin' skull in with a 80# DB.
3. Why are you wearing cologne at the Gym you FAG? It makes me puke!
4. Don't Bogart the machines with your Uber-Geigh friends acting like you guys went to the Gym to train. You're there to look at asses....Quit looking at mine!
5. Pick up after yourself.
6. I don't sell drugs.
7. I'm not your buddy. Just because I spot you doesn't mean you should be telling me about the effects of your cycle. What's a cycle!

LADIES......
1. Don't wear perfume at the Gym. It makes me sick!
2. Congratulations! The vascularity in your arms makes you look like a freak.*
3. Wow, you can bench 160#. Nice tits! When did you buy them?*
4. If you want your femininity back, your gonna have to eat pussy!*
* I do like a fit women. I do like breast enhancements. I don't like women that train so hard/much that they lost what made them attractive. Please stop!

