Dooley said:
This is entirely too true my pot-companions. However, I'm applying and interviewing for jobs right now and I have to quit for a while in case I'm tested. I heard about a pill you can take that clears the THC out of your system for a few hours, but I don't know what it is, or how to get it. The only alternative is to quit for now and drink a ton of water. Damn the man. I have to go see movies normally now. *sigh*
Those cleansers work. They've gotten myself and many a friend a job. I smoked 41 hours before my drug test.
They are available at most GNC's, over the internet, etc.
If you cant get one by the time of the test, you can make a poor man's version by:
1. Taking a BUNCH of Vitamin B Complex vitamins. B Vitamins help keep your piss yellow, regardless of the amount of water you drink, which, by the way, you're going to have to drink lots of.
2. Take 10-20g of creatine the day before and day of the test. Drug tests measure your creatinine levels to see if you've diluted your urine with tons of water. More creatine = more creatinine.
Other Tips
- Cut your cardio to none or virtually none 1-3 days before the test. THC is fat soluable, and you dont need to be burning fat and releasing stored THC.
- Drink lots (1-2 gallons) of water the day of the test. Drinking lots of water in the days leading up to the test will do nothing for you. You only need to temporarily dilute your urine.
- Goldenseal, Vinegar, & Niacin DONT work. Simply myths...
- There is a new rumor going around that Visine (yes, eye drops folks) may in fact destroy certain THC metabolites, so if you're not watched, you could put 1-4 drops of visine in there
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