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bullett said:
Anyone got any new "Priceless" posts?

Nice thread hijack, or 'threadjack' if you will. 1st post, good work!

I don't have any, but I wonder if anyone else has some?
 
speaking of New Jack City, you guys see that new Martin Lawrence movie where he is in a space station and has to save Christmas. I heard he had to put on 30lbs of just muscle for the fight scenes.
I heard he used a lot of winny.
 
I think MArtin Lawrence's next film is him being a cop with some white trash fella. Looks like pantloads of fun to be sure.
 
This thread is stuid. I hope it DIES.

Just kidding. Sometimes I'm irritable whenever I'm hungry. I'll be back in a while. Need to go to the lunch room and rummage through people's food to see what I have to eat.
 
notoriousQQ said:
This thread is stuid. I hope it DIES.

Just kidding. Sometimes I'm irritable whenever I'm hungry. I'll be back in a while. Need to go to the lunch room and rummage through people's food to see what I have to eat.

best post ever.

I hope you catch some sort of bowel disease and die a painful death you shiteater.
 
HappyScrappy said:


best post ever.

I hope you catch some sort of bowel disease and die a painful death you shiteater.

It might have been the best post ever if I wouldn't of had the typo/misspelled word. But, instead it was just another unfortunate example of the piss poor existence I call my life. I do appreciate your words of constructive criticsim. And, funny thing you mention bowl disease, I totally thought something was wrong with me over the weekend. I went to eat at a Japanese steakhouse and started off with some sushi (salmon, tuna, eel, octopus and california rolls) and then had some sake and then the steak, chicken and shrimp dinner. Afterwards I go to see a movie and eat popcorn, twizzlers and mr. pibb. The movies over and I felt just fine, until I stood up. My stomach hurt so bad that I almost couldn't walk and thought that I got food poisoning from the sushi. So, I'm with my girl right and she's asking me if she needs to drive or if I need to go to the hospital and I'm thinking, no, no I just need to make it home. She is genuinely concerned and thinks I'm getting sick, as do I. I had to unbutton my pants, undo the belt, take all pressure of my stomach because I thought I had contracted some terrible bowel disease, like you mentioned HS. But, the fortunate thing is that when we got back to my apartment and she was in the other room I just happend to cut the biggest fart of my life, which I didn't want to do around her earlier and plus I wasn't sure if I would have shit my pants, so everything turned out alright.

It's uncanny how in touch you are with me, thanks for the words of encouragement.
 
HappyScrappy said:
speaking of New Jack City, you guys see that new Martin Lawrence movie where he is in a space station and has to save Christmas. I heard he had to put on 30lbs of just muscle for the fight scenes.
I heard he used a lot of winny.

Who the fuck are you anyway, HAYSCRAY?
 
HappyScrappy said:
speaking of New Jack City, you guys see that new Martin Lawrence movie where he is in a space station and has to save Christmas. I heard he had to put on 30lbs of just muscle for the fight scenes.
I heard he used a lot of winny.

I bet he used a Mac. We all know that's the only way to save Christmas.
 
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