The perfect pancake maker!

[Mickey Knox]

Does anybody know if this thing works?

They said on the info-mercial that if I can turn a doorknob, I can make the perfect pancake. And I have been getting really really good at turning doorknobs.

 

[GenetiKing]

And I have been getting really really good at turning doorknobs.

I wish I was.

I've been working on that shit for years and I still haven't got it down.

 

[Raina]

I had all the doors taken out of my place and just nailed up sheets. I'm much too stupid to understand the doorknob concept but I'm getting better at moving the sheet aside and entering the room. If I get to confused, I just sleep in the hall.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I had all the doors taken out of my place and just nailed up sheets. I'm much too stupid to understand the doorknob concept but I'm getting better at moving the sheet aside and entering the room. If I get to confused, I just sleep in the hall.

my gf actually wants to hang up tapestries as a door at my new apt.
I want to just nail up plywood but she claims that won't work as well and is ugly.
she obviously knows nothing about plumbing.

 

[Raina]

I don't know anything about plumbing either HS, well, other than I DO NOT like margarine. I prefer butter. But back to the topic, I think that nailing stuff to the walls is classy. I have Peewees playhouse sheets nailed up right now. I think they're subtle yet classy. I also put nails all over the walls and hung christmas lights all of the walls. That is also classy. I really have great design sense....

 

[Mickey Knox]

Nailing stuff to the wall is definitely classy. I can see you have better design sense than me. But I like to nail the boxes,bags, and wrappers that my food comes in to the wall. Unless I go out to eat, in which case I just nail the doggy bag and receipt to the wall. At this point in time I have a good 4 and a half feet of food wrapper buildup on all of my surrounding walls. And as soon as I finish my baby ruth bar and my can of pepsi, those will go up on the wall as well.

 

[Raina]

MK, that does sound very classy. It's also stylish to make giant porn collages on poster board. I like to make those and tack them up all over the walls. Little hint-- if you're out of nails, tacks, or tape, just stick stuff up to the walls with chewed gum. I'm a real little Martha Stewart....

 

[Mickey Knox]

If you dont mind I would like that chewing gum wrapper for my wall.

And here is a tip for guys - no chewing gum, use ejaculate! It's natures little super glue.