The PERFECT GUY Must Read!

[rjl296]

her boyfriend is a weiner

 

[sk*]

Well, the first 5 apply to me. After that, I just stopped reading.

That's a long ass fucking list. I shit on a person that makes a pathetic list like that.

-sk

 

[Lao Tzu]

hahaha. about 30 of those are 'worship me' requirements. and all the other pages are down for some reason. dammitall. i always get here late.

 

[jackangel]

134. knows many delicious recipes using my kidneys

135. enjoys wearing my intestines as a necklace

136. understands that my screams of terror and pain are really profound expressions of boundless joy

 

[fizler]

Hi EF, I hope you are enjoying that shit. I started the thread over on bb.com here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=154708

Very good read, if you have nothing else to do. I have a feeling this is going to make it around to a bunch of boards

 

[from zero]

113. Leaves notes on my car

DoseOfTruth??

Is this the bank chick??

 

[kidvilla]

50. Wants to be with me as much as possible

wouldn't girls be sick of a guy like this???

87. Calls me or introduces me as his “girlfriend” not “Rachel”

I don't get this one

107. Not in trouble with the law
108. Isn’t a goody-goody

kinda hard to be one and not the other im guessing....


111. Doodles our names on paper

i didn't know some guys did that .... tha's disturbing

129. Doesn’t make me cry (very hard I always cry)

huh?

56. Likes to shop
82. Writes me songs/poems
113. Leaves notes on my car
119. Doesn’t hang up on me

what?

 

[-SD-]

Please refer to my internet dating guide on the off chance you arent clear as to what that ding bat means in her list.

 

[Imnotdutch]

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Heres a pic.........sorry but dont know how to post for non-plats.

She looks kinda dizzy.

 

[-SD-]

I'd rail her, but no way in hell would I put up with her high maintenance ass.