The only good snake is a dead snake

[p0ink]

He's got a ball python, its what all the sissies get.

ball pythons are cool.

i really wouldn't want some huge burmese or boa that i had to feed chickens and goats to.

that would get expensive.

plus, if you have a snake that big...you are definitely a redneck.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I've seen trouser snakes bigger and more viscious than that.

Oh, just a heads up, my webcam will be turned off for the first week of August. This outage will be subtracted from your regular monthly bill.

 

[NEO1]

I knew a guy growin up that had 24" pythons

 

[chris302001]

I grab and axe and cut that mf's head off even if I knew it was dead....

 

[*The_West*]

I grab and axe and cut that mf's head off even if I knew it was dead....

well you would wanna make sure wouldnt you lol! i like snakes, but something of that size would terrify me. if it came for you, short of shooting the shit out of it, what could you do? if you didnt have a gun you would be furked.

 

[*The_West*]

that thing could take a helluva lotta bullets, too, i bet

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Snakes can be scary but they are cool in my book. They won't bother you unless provoked (or you unfortunately stumble upon one). They are good for pest control, as long as they don't over-breed, like anything.

 

[crew9]

UM...wtf

that scared the shit out of me. damn you DT!!!! that shit obviously wasn't dead

where the fuck was that? That thing was HUGE. and it obviously bites and doesn't constrict.

i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate snakes, more than anything in this world (even puddlemonkey). boa's and python's though i don't mind though for some reason. probably because they don't bite and are the most easily domesticated snake..and it's pretty impossible not to see one

The bite was fake and that's a huge fucking snake. Anaconda or whats the real big python..the reticulated python?

 

[chris302001]

Man, when I was a kid and we'd be driving down the highway (rural) and we saw a snake on the road, or slithering off the road, we;d slow down and if it was a rattle snake, there was always a shovel in the back of the truck......in hindsight....probably not the smartest idea, but that's the way it was.

 

[AAP]

I dated a bigger snake than that once.