The older I get

[alien amp pharm]

the better looking I seem to get.

I thought I topped the good looking scale a long time ago, but somehow I never stop amazing myself (and others).

I mean just over the weekend it seems no matter where I went girls were staring me down with the backs of their heads.

Also, I was at the bar getting a beer when 2 hot chicks I didn't even know asked me to buy them a mixed drink. I did and then they tried to play hard-to-get by walking away from me if I tried to approach them the rest of the night. Bless their hearts for trying, but I saw right thru their "act uninterested so he will like us" act.

Hot damn I am a stud.

brb, I gotta to stuff myself in the freezer cuz I'm on fire right now!

 

[novamanms]

Cue people to mess with aap in 3...2..1...

 

[c00per]

I mean just over the weekend it seems no matter where I went girls were staring me down

maybe you had a booger hanging from your nose

 

[pdaddy]

Damn bro I gotta start hanging out where you're going cause if your ugly ass is pulling that much action I can't imagine what I'd be getting

 

[alien amp pharm]

maybe you had a booger hanging from your nose

OMG you are such a hater!

I won't even tell you about how the waitress called me 'sweetie' because I don't think you could handle it.

 

[nycgirl]

Yet, you can't get laid. Hmmmm, I wonder if "talking" ruins your chances.

You should just sit there & look pretty.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You should just sit there & look pretty.

I tried that once, but everybody kept throwing change and an occasional dollar at me.


They must have been wanting to buy my friendship to make their group look better or something.

 

[HumorMe]

 

[jack sparrow]

Lol

 

[c00per]

I won't even tell you about how the waitress called me 'sweetie'

Are you sure it wasn't 'sweaty' ?

It's like when people get confused with the words 'winner' and 'weiner'.

 

[c00per]

LMAO

 

[alien amp pharm]

Are you sure it wasn't 'sweaty' ?

It's like when people get confused with the words 'winner' and 'weiner'.

Well I'm certain she was probably fantascising about me being all sweaty.

Just like you are right now, pervert.


p.s. make sure you visualize my good side.

 

[sawastea]

Firstly, if you're in Tennessee, there are a lot of inbreds there, so this "hotness" mitght get you laid by your cousin, but not a sophisticated girl like SoKlueles or AAP.

 

[nycgirl]

I tried that once, but everybody kept throwing change and an occasional dollar at me.


They must have been wanting to buy my friendship to make their group look better or something.

I believe I threw $5.00. Don't make me look cheap.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I believe I threw $5.00. Don't make me look cheap.

I don't have to, your makeup already does that.

 

[nycgirl]

I don't have to, your makeup already does that.

Actually, its the high heel shoes & halter tops. But, I get your point.

Did you see that chica this weekend?

 

[HumorMe]

Actually, its the high heel shoes & halter tops. But, I get your point.

Did you see that chica this weekend?

Pics.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Actually, its the high heel shoes & halter tops. But, I get your point.

Did you see that chica this weekend?

haha, aawwhh

I am remaining silent because like an idiot I texted her.

 

[jack sparrow]

haha, aawwhh

I am remaining silent because like an idiot I texted her.

You gotta be kiddin me

 

[alien amp pharm]

You gotta be kiddin me

let's talk about something else.


hey, did I mention how attractive I am?

 

[Whiskey]

Hmmm.... I didn't know chicks go after guys with canes.

Whiskey

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hmmm.... I didn't know chicks go after guys with canes.

Whiskey

I don't get it?

 

[Frisky]

the better looking I seem to get.

Time for an eye exam... they work wonders for I'm hotitis