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The official US Army game..FREE

Woo Hoo.... Welcome to brain washing 101. It's about time the Army went high tech to get all those boy band nintendo geeks in green! WTF?

I can see the recruiters now?

So you are part of a quake and Unreal tribe that won the Vegas Tournament last year? Poindexter you are going to be a major whoop ass soldier here in the army!

Poindexter then proceeds to become the company bitch after several homosexual rednecks make him a bubbetta!
 
Sure buddy. Email me at my elite account and I will take care of it for you.
 
The Canadian Oak said:
can someone order me one aswell?

Have the Canuck Army write it's own game....
It should include:

Hot Pale Women shivering with their High beams on all the time.
Sled Dogs
Igloo's
Kegs of Beer
Lots of Pomp and Circumstance
Horse Drawn Carriages
Men with funny big hats
Smalls Naked
Canadian Army Medics
 
from what I read on slashdot - apparently the game is really boring.
it is not forgiving and there is reward given to "camping" - less running amok shooting and more realism - which is inherently boring.
 
HappyScrappy said:
from what I read on slashdot - apparently the game is really boring.
it is not forgiving and there is reward given to "camping" - less running amok shooting and more realism - which is inherently boring.

I thought it wasn't released yet - how'd they get their info?

I want that game. Anything that is free and that involves shooting others is cool.

-Warik
 
HappyScrappy said:
don't know, but slashdot has the article.
if I recall correctly, the army site itself warns of it

I don't think camping would be boring if they had some kind of AI soldiers running around that I could snipe. I ordered the game but still haven't gotten anything. If the U.S. Army is anything like Blizzard Entertainment, we probably won't see anything for another year or two.

-Warik
 
actually, it was just paid for by the army - it was done by Epic - the people that did Unreal - so I'm assuming it likely is just a port that uses that engine - which is far easier than designing from the ground up.
just need a modelling team and maybe a change in the ai logic.
 
HappyScrappy said:
actually, it was just paid for by the army - it was done by Epic - the people that did Unreal - so I'm assuming it likely is just a port that uses that engine - which is far easier than designing from the ground up.
just need a modelling team and maybe a change in the ai logic.

I know... I just wanted to take a cheap shot at Blizzard. Hasn't Warcraft III been in development since Starcraft came out? Oh well.. they can't be any worse than Origin. Origin cancelled Ultima Online 2 in order to fix Ultima Online 1 which has been broken since its release 390423432 years ago. ahhhh

-Warik
 
In counter-strike, I'm the fuck that's always camping and picking you off.

haha i get kicked out of games more often than i'd like to admit.
 
gymrat123 said:
In counter-strike, I'm the fuck that's always camping and picking you off.

haha i get kicked out of games more often than i'd like to admit.

I used to love doing that in Rogue Spear. I don't see anything wrong with camping really. If you know the guy is camping room X, then why is it so hard to kill him? Shit if everyone hates campers so much then gang up on him and kill him. I never used to complain about campers in Quake 3 because I found them much easier to kill... I knew where they were but they didn't know where I was coming from.

Rogue Spear was hilarious though. I especially loved putting fake heartbeat sensors and then raping people when they came to get me.

-Warik
 
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