The Official Fast Food Warning Lable Thread

[PlateheadJim]

Alright, let's help out "Big Food" with warning lable ideas!

WARNING

The following "Whaler" Fish Sandwich and Tub-O-Fries will turn you into a harpoon target if you're not already one!


WARNING

Please notice the attached sticker acts as a mirror, if you look into it and say "Oh my god, I'm a huge!", put the supersize sack down and step away from the fucking counter.

 

[Advaik]

WARNING

This thread is incredibly lame

 

[casavant]

How about:

"If you're body already resembles a bunch of dead, waterlogged flesh hanging from the bone, you may want to reconsider ingesting this product."

Maybe not too catchy, but it cuts to the chase.

 

[PoyeBoy]

WARNING

This thread is incredibly lame

NO ASSVAK, YOU DO!!

"warning assholes are closer than they appear"

 

[Advaik]

I do? You mean I am?

 

[PoyeBoy]

I do? You mean I am?

I was just kidding dude, dont be mean to people

 

[supersizeme]

Please notice the attached sticker acts as a mirror, if you look into it and say "Oh my god, I'm a huge!", put the supersize sack down and step away from the fucking counter.

if we can leave my genitals out of this thread, that'd be terrfic

 

[casavant]

Re: Re: The Official Fast Food Warning Lable Thread

if we can leave my genitals out of this thread, that'd be terrfic

We can't talk about your big dancing banana anymore?