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What the fuck? I mean, come on now. Is this what it's come too?
What the fuck? I mean, come on now. Is this what it's come too?
The New Monogamy: Cheating by the Rules?
- Thread starter EnderJE
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Makes sense.
Here are the rules I would have for cheating on me.
1- You can't sleep with someone I have slept with.
2- You can't sleep with someone that has slept with someone I slept with.
2.5 - You can't sleep with someone I want to sleep with.
3 - Since it is impossible to sleep with anyone better looking than me (doesn't exist), you may only sleep with people uglier than me.
4 - You can't sleep with him in my house.
5 - You can't sleep with him in your house.
6 - You can't sleep with him at his house. Get a hotel. (Cause I plan on burglurizing his place while you sleeping with him.)
7 - When you sleep with him, you can't kiss him.
8 - When you sleep with him, he can't kiss you.
9 - After sleeping with him you, you are required to say "AAP is so much better" and then speeddial me up and tell me his reaction.
10 - you can sleep with him, but I can whup your ass over it. Fair trade off.
11 - More rules to come as I decide.
Here are the rules I would have for cheating on me.
1- You can't sleep with someone I have slept with.
2- You can't sleep with someone that has slept with someone I slept with.
2.5 - You can't sleep with someone I want to sleep with.
3 - Since it is impossible to sleep with anyone better looking than me (doesn't exist), you may only sleep with people uglier than me.
4 - You can't sleep with him in my house.
5 - You can't sleep with him in your house.
6 - You can't sleep with him at his house. Get a hotel. (Cause I plan on burglurizing his place while you sleeping with him.)
7 - When you sleep with him, you can't kiss him.
8 - When you sleep with him, he can't kiss you.
9 - After sleeping with him you, you are required to say "AAP is so much better" and then speeddial me up and tell me his reaction.
10 - you can sleep with him, but I can whup your ass over it. Fair trade off.
11 - More rules to come as I decide.
1. make enough money to have enough money.
2. get prenup.
2a. hire hitman.
3. marry happily and raise kids with help form baby nurses and other live in staff
2. get prenup.
2a. hire hitman.
3. marry happily and raise kids with help form baby nurses and other live in staff
AAP said:
poof.
back to life.
