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El Dandy said:
Haha, Perkele! Are you still playing music? If I remember correctly you played, or just knew alot about music.

I still play my guitar every day, and I know a lot about music. This alter shit is fun. LOL
 
It is not an alter. I can't log in with my old handle. I've actually been a memeber since Oct 2000. Oh well.
I play too. I've been doing alot of recording of late. I bought a Boss BR-864 last week. Thing has been a bitch to figure out, but it is fun trying. My band has a gig on Oct. 29th. I'm a little nervous, since it is the first time I have played in frony of a crowd in 11 years. It will be great though.
 
El Dandy said:
It is not an alter. I can't log in with my old handle. I've actually been a memeber since Oct 2000. Oh well.
I play too. I've been doing alot of recording of late. I bought a Boss BR-864 last week. Thing has been a bitch to figure out, but it is fun trying. My band has a gig on Oct. 29th. I'm a little nervous, since it is the first time I have played in frony of a crowd in 11 years. It will be great though.

What was your old handle?
 
What does your rig look like Perkele?
I have 2 Les Pauls, one custom and one standard. They both have EMG 81 and 85s in them. I have a Laney mxd120 head with one 4x12 Laney cabinet, and then my bottom cabinet is a Randall rs125cx which has 2x12celestions and one 15 inch eminence legend. Talk about low end! My board consists of in this order from my guitar;
digitech metal master
dod 7 band eq
dod stereo flanger
arion stereo chorus
diditech digiverb
all powered by dunlop dc brick.
I also have a Crate blue voodoo 60 watt head just refurbished, but I like the Laney better.
 
El Dandy said:
What does your rig look like Perkele?
I have 2 Les Pauls, one custom and one standard. They both have EMG 81 and 85s in them. I have a Laney mxd120 head with one 4x12 Laney cabinet, and then my bottom cabinet is a Randall rs125cx which has 2x12celestions and one 15 inch eminence legend. Talk about low end! My board consists of in this order from my guitar;
digitech metal master
dod 7 band eq
dod stereo flanger
arion stereo chorus
diditech digiverb
all powered by dunlop dc brick.
I also have a Crate blue voodoo 60 watt head just refurbished, but I like the Laney better.


At the moment I only have 2 acoustic guitars. Landola, a Finnish made guitar. I've been planning to buy a PRS in a near future.
 
I'm not a PRS fan. Each their own. I feel you get a more resonance and much better tone from a heavier bodied guitar. I am thinking of buying a ESP though.
 
El Dandy said:
Are you afraid?

Nature Boy is presently down in Old Mexico hanging out with SSME. The rumor is, SSME has Nature Boy dressed up a Che Guevera and they are selling coupons for Taco Bell to mute pygme's. Apparently it's Chalupa week and SSME needs the money to to pay his rent soon.
 
BileStew said:
Nature Boy is presently down in Old Mexico hanging out with SSME. The rumor is, SSME has Nature Boy dressed up a Che Guevera and they are selling coupons for Taco Bell to mute pygme's. Apparently it's Chalupa week and SSME needs the money to to pay his rent soon.

LOL!
I think he is selling illegal explosives to little kids in Mexico as well.
 
El Dandy said:
LOL!
I think he is selling illegal explosives to little kids in Mexico as well.

If Metamucil is your idea of "illegal explosives", then I agree. He is probably selling them.
 
El Dandy will never revel his secret identity.

I am waiting for Nature Boy to get a partner so we can make this a four way, Cinco De Mayo death match.
 
Lots of new things here. Work is still the same. Playing in a band. Training hard and I have my weight down under 200 lbs. Feel great! Still going to Vegas alot. I will be there again in Nov. Was just there in July. Vegas is my home away from home. Bought a house over a year ago. It keeps me busy.

So what is new with you? I tried logging in with my old handle but for some reason I could'nt. Oh well, I like El Dandy. He is/was the greatest luchadore of all time.
 
perkele said:
At the moment I only have 2 acoustic guitars. Landola, a Finnish made guitar. I've been planning to buy a PRS in a near future.

I'm trying to remember the last time I heard a song on the radio and said "ooh, listen to that great PRS tone!"

They play good, but they sound GENERIC. Just like an Ibanez.
 
El Dandy said:
I'm not a PRS fan. Each their own. I feel you get a more resonance and much better tone from a heavier bodied guitar. I am thinking of buying a ESP though.

I don't think weight is any advantage. Some light guitars are quite resonant and toneful. A swamp ash Telecaster, for example, or an SG Jr. I'm kind of tired of the aggressiveness of Les Pauls.
 
Mr. dB said:
I'm trying to remember the last time I heard a song on the radio and said "ooh, listen to that great PRS tone!"

They play good, but they sound GENERIC. Just like an Ibanez.

Very generic. I'm thinking of buying an ESP. Reverse headstock with a Floyd Rose. I have never had a guitar with a Floyd Rose. I have always owned Les Pauls.
 
El Dandy said:
What is up deebs? i don't know how I ended up here tonight. Time for a change, I guess. By the way, do you do any recording?

Recording? EEK!!!!! I hate recording. Too tedious for my ADD-riddled brain. I like live music, play it once and it's over. Endless takes and re-dos to find the perfect take, endless overdubs and punch-ins, and a million passes before the final mixdown, I don't have the attention span for recording. I don't even much care for rehearsal.
 
Mr. dB said:
I don't think weight is any advantage. Some light guitars are quite resonant and toneful. A swamp ash Telecaster, for example, or an SG Jr. I'm kind of tired of the aggressiveness of Les Pauls.


I guess I am just loyal to Les Paul. I'm not an SG fan. Could never get a feel for them.
 
Mr. dB said:
Recording? EEK!!!!! I hate recording. Too tedious for my ADD-riddled brain. I like live music, play it once and it's over. Endless takes and re-dos to find the perfect take, endless overdubs and punch-ins, and a million passes before the final mixdown, I don't have the attention span for recording. I don't even much care for rehearsal.

I just started dabbling with the recording. It's pretty cool. I enjoy making something out of nothing. I bought a little 8 track digital recorder. Just something for home.
 
El Dandy said:
Very generic. I'm thinking of buying an ESP. Reverse headstock with a Floyd Rose. I have never had a guitar with a Floyd Rose. I have always owned Les Pauls.

A strat-oid?

ESPs always have good necks. Like a PRS or Ibanez. :evil:
 
LOL! A strat style body will definetely be weird. I think I just need a change. ESP's do have small necks, but they are not as bad as Ibanezs.
 
El Dandy said:
I'm not a PRS fan. Each their own. I feel you get a more resonance and much better tone from a heavier bodied guitar. I am thinking of buying a ESP though.


I've had few Stratos and Les Pauls in the past so I'm lookin' something new, and I've always liked PRS so that's probably my next electric G.
 
perkele said:
I've had few Stratos and Les Pauls in the past so I'm lookin' something new, and I've always liked PRS so that's probably my next electric G.

I can't stand Fender strats. In my opininon, they have a horrible sound, no matter what you do tio them. I'd pick a PRS over a strat any day.
 
El Dandy said:
I can't stand Fender strats. In my opininon, they have a horrible sound, no matter what you do tio them. I'd pick a PRS over a strat any day.

Strat is good for blues.
 
El Dandy said:
I guess. :) I can play the blues on my Paul just as well. What does it take to be in the Garner fan club? I love her!

Well foxygel was banned so there's kinda one seat free for a new members. :)


All members will get Sony DVD player for free. Just contact the vice-president Becoming. :)
 
El Dandy is the only luchadore alive that has been granted a shot at the U.S. title. Bret Hart gave him the chance.

The next greatest and girthy-est luchadore of all time has to be Silver King.
 
AAP said:
El Dandy is the only luchadore alive that has been granted a shot at the U.S. title. Bret Hart gave him the chance.

The next greatest and girthy-est luchadore of all time has to be Silver King.

LMAO!!! I recently made Silver King tap out in a Exploding Mexican Pianata match. It was brutal, especially when Phycosis, and La Parka interefered. I still overcame the odds, and was victorious. Fuckin' La PArka is still doing his dumb ass dance. Everyone in Mexico hates it.
 
La Parka is Da Man.... that little strut, the dance, the way he uses that chair... man I wish I had taped his antics on tv years ago.

Best shot he ever had was when he blasted Luger in the face with that chair while Luger was trying to do the crab pose at him.
 
AAP said:
La Parka is Da Man.... that little strut, the dance, the way he uses that chair... man I wish I had taped his antics on tv years ago.

Best shot he ever had was when he blasted Luger in the face with that chair while Luger was trying to do the crab pose at him.

That was classic. Was'nt that when he was in the LWO?
 
NEWS FLASH ::::: LaParka is now known as L.A. Park. It seems that one of the organizations that went under in Mexico owned the rights to his name. So he had to change it.
 
AAP said:
NEWS FLASH ::::: LaParka is now known as L.A. Park. It seems that one of the organizations that went under in Mexico owned the rights to his name. So he had to change it.

HUH! That sucks! I wonder if he was able to keep his outfit and mask.
 
Yeah... he still got the outfit and mask. (and chair)

http://www.vivalaluchalibre.net/churchoflaparka.htm


legionofparka.jpg
 
THE ROCK vS. EL DANDY
Finkle: "On his way to the ring, a fat little wannabe luchador.....who is winless in his WCW career. From somewhere in Mexico......EL DANDY."
The WCW section of the crowd is uselessly sitting in anticipation for QUEERBERG'S entrance later in the show. A sound is not Made.

Finkle:"On his way to the ring...weighing in at 275 lbs, from Miami, Florida.....THE ROCK.

ROCK grabs the mic......"el dandy you piece of DUBBYA"C"DUBBYA trash. The ROCK's gonna bust a can a refried beans over your 33lb. hairdo. And then he's gonna get the can of beans, and stick it right up your candy ass!!!!!! IF YA SMELLlalalalalalala........WHAT THE ROCK......is cookin."

The bell sounds....El Dandy tries a collar and elbow lockup, The Rock dodges outta the way and Nails Dandy with a right hand. El Dandy cries to Earl that he broke his ass on the fall. The Rock turns around and El Dandy hits the ROCK with a Punch in the Face. The BRAHMA BULL Raises the eyebrow and grabs El Dandy to Deliver the Rock bottom. El Dandy has passed out from lack of beans for the 3 minutes he's been out of the backstage area. The Rock then Gives him the People's Elbow. 1..2..3....

Finkle: "Your winner is THE ROCK."

Then out comes Psychosis and La Parka The ROCK beats the Monkey Spunk outta them. Giving them all a triple People's elbow.

The Rock walks to the back with his music Playing....and the wcw talent layed out in the ring. WWF once again triumphs in the ongoing war with the world's crappiest wrestling.



I found this on an actual website.LOL!
 
lol, I'm bitter AAP brought up Silver King, I was gonna drop that one on you.

So where do you hang out in Vegas? You still in the fireworks biz?

Me I've been traveling my ass off as of late. Sadly I can't say I'm going to exotic locations... just Dallas Tx. But I have gotten to meet everyone's favorite homosexual superhero, Supersizeme. He's okay I guess after you get to know him.
 
Yes I am in the fireworks biz still. I run 7 stores now, so that puts me on the road nonstop April-July 4th. Last time I stayed in Vegas I stayed at MGM. I was'nt too impressed. I always end up going back to T.I. One of my favorite hang outs is Harrah's at the outdoor bar they have. fucking insane. Last time there I was molestred by two hot bi-sexual chics. Toatally off the hook. I like Coyote Ugly too. That place is a blast and they have Newcastle there.
So you met SSM! HAhaha! That is cool. He did'nt try any gay stuff did he?
 
Hopefully I'll be down in vegas myself early next year. As for sssme, I don't think he tried any gay shit on me. It's hard to tell sometimes, but that's a whole thing not worth getting into.

Dude, if you have some time, check out this website. http://www.ddtdigest.com/

I don't think it's still active anymore, but if you keep hitting refresh they'll show a new picture. Those guys, like us, are obsessed with silver king and el dandy. lmao.
 
El Dandy said:
The pic won't come up.
lol yeah it won't work, keep refreshing, you'll see it. it shows el dandy talking to mrs Hancock or whatever her name is now. He's got a cool looking denim jacket on.
 
Did you see the pic where LWO was in a group and El Dandy was in the middle? The caption read "IS that Lou Ferrignos son in the miidle" LMAO!
 
Hysterical right here.... off Bobby Eatons page...


"Well, this one guy was like Superman. We'd throw him or kick him out of the ring, and he'd jump right back up on the apron and onto the ropes. I'd never seen anything like it before. Normally, when you throw or kick a guy out of the ring, he catches his breath, and it gives you a chance to gather your thoughts and figure out what you're going to do next.
But this guy just kept jumping right back up, no matter what we did. It was the weirdest thing. Finally, we get the win, pinning the Superman guy.
So, the referee is raising our hands in victory, and this Superman guy shimmies over, on his back, and boots me in my ass from flat on his back. I was like, "What the hell?" Normally, when you beat guys, they're smart enough to stay down. I was so shocked, I wasn't sure what to do. So, I stomped him once, not all that hard, to give him a hint. The referee went to raise our hands again and, believe it or not, I actually moved away from the guy to give him the benefit of the doubt. So, the guy actually shimmies over across the ring on his rear end and boots me in the ass again. So, my partner and I look at each other, and just proceed to beat the living crap out of the guy, who's already on his back. Superman's partner comes running in, probably just trying to protect his partner, but we didn't take any chances. My partner and I beat the crap out of him, too. "
 
El Dandy said:
I can't stand Fender strats. In my opininon, they have a horrible sound, no matter what you do tio them. I'd pick a PRS over a strat any day.

I am not a fan of the Strat at all. To me, most Strats sound like a Telecaster with a head cold.

In case you were not already aware, my love of the Telecaster approaches fetish status.

But there are a few Strat players who can either transcend it's Stratishness or else embrace that Stratty tone and make it work for them. First and foremost of those, in my opinion, is Richard Thompson. Anson Funderburgh, a semi-legendary Texas blues guitarist, is another. And one none of you have probably heard of is Michael Gurley of the band Dada.
 
El Dandy said:
Right on! You are probably going to make fun of me, but my custom Les Paul is a Zakk signature model.

With the bullseyes?
 
Way to fuck up last night Nature Boy!

Vince McMahon & Ric Flair Involved In Huge Backstage Argument At RAW
Date Added: October 05, 2004
Story By: Niel Stephens
PWInsider is reporting that there was a “near-violent situation” which occurred at last night’s Raw between Vince McMahon & Ric Flair.

According to backstage sources, Vince was described as going ‘nuts’ when Flair cut his promo on breaking in virgins and making them bleed. The second Flair got backstage after finishing the promo Vince ripped into him saying how it was inappropriate and out of line for Flair to say that on TV.

McMahon was not one bit impressed with the promo and was described as being irate.

Some wondered how Vince could be so upset about Flair’s promo when later in the show he booked Gene Snitsky to come to ringside with a baby carriage and has been running an angle around “Lita’s miscarriage”.
 
oh yeah, I was talking with my buddy yesterday and we both agreed that Flair was the master of yelling at the imaginary fan in the crowd. "You!! Over there!! Shut up when I'm talking fat boy!!!!"
 
LOL!! That sounds like classic Flair.


Who cares what Vince thinks as he is ruining wrestling himself.

You guys remember that story of the friend of mine who was a wrestler in Fort Valley?
 
No... the dude that almost made it to the big time but couldn't follow protocol?

let me find it.
 
I can't find it... I am not a Search Slueth.

The key words are "Danny, Fort Valley, (maybe Perry), Punisher, wrestle"

Maybe someone else can locate it.
 
El Dandy said:
Oh shit, I forgot about that one. LMAO!

yeah, that was pretty bad. You know you're career is going downhill when you're making putts in the middle of the ring at the TBS studio at the tail end of WCW Saturday Night.
 
The Nature Boy said:
yeah, that was pretty bad. You know you're career is going downhill when you're making putts in the middle of the ring at the TBS studio at the tail end of WCW Saturday Night.

Either that or the gimmick list had run dry. WWF had the worst gimmicks ever in the late 80s and early 90s.
 
That was a short lived gimmick. Ranks up there with Bossman's Guardian Angel, Windhams Widow Maker and the Stalker (wore cameo face paint) and anyone of Brutus Beefcakes characters - The Butcher, The Face of Fear, The Man with no Name, The Zodiac, The Booty Master, The Refugee.
 
AAP said:
That was a short lived gimmick. Ranks up there with Bossman's Guardian Angel, Windhams Widow Maker and the Stalker (wore cameo face paint) and anyone of Brutus Beefcakes characters - The Butcher, The Face of Fear, The Man with no Name, The Zodiac, The Booty Master, The Refugee.

The Booty Master ruled!!!

I always loved Outback Jack.
 
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