The "misquote the person above you" thread

[SoreArms]

There are no mirrors in my house

that's probably a good thing, with your heart condition and all

 

[feisty11975]

It just so happens that the same exact thing happened to me... The doctor was able to stitch it up and you can't even tell that I lost an inch!!

What's left now?? You lost half of your manhood!!

 

[jnevin]

I like to stand over a mirror, spread my ass cheeks, and try to make my anus, um... lip synch? Borderline by Madonna.

We all neeed hobbies.

 

[feisty11975]

Whats wrong with wearing a short skirt, fishnets, heels, makeup and a wig? We all neeed hobbies

I knew you were geigh. You just haven't admitted it till now!!

 

[SoreArms]

I think Pee Wee Herman's hot

bro, come on

 

[jnevin]

You could have a rhino penis and I wouldn't feel a thing. It's like shooting a rocket into space down there. My gynecologist uses full spelunking gear and crampons to check me out.

Were you the stunt vag for the bat cave in those movies?

 

[jnevin]

I'm a Gilligan fan myself.

I had you pegged as a Gomer Pyle kinda guy.

 

[feisty11975]

I am so desperate for some action, I almost lowered myself to asking a girl that does my massages to jack me off!!!

Why don't you just do it yourself?

 

[jnevin]

I've been fiddling with my gunt all night. I'd offer my services, but men can't seem to get aroused by me.

It's the cleft palate, ya blumpkin.

 

[feisty11975]

Hey Feisty, would you like to have cyber sex with me?

Sorry jnevin, I am about to head to bed. Maybe tomorrow!!